I spent the last 6 months... (912 hits)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-07-02 11:31:23 EDT
drunk as fuck. I just turned 22 and i dont remember shit since i turned 18. There are girls, drinks and bars, but all that stays with me is a wooden floor and "Life goes on" by Tupac.
I'm so fucking white.
I just found out that i passed all my courses.
I'm living my life, motherfuckers.
I got punched. I feel great.
Sore jaw. No knowledge. Jay Z is more imp\ortant than a lecturer.
I love Lungfish, shandy and experima. They are my only idols.
Except for Hemingway, S Thomspon and the guy that went out "one midsummer morn".
I feel like i just had a connection with a cab driver who weighed 250 pounds and grew up on an island.
Lung, rad, experima, danger, shandy, tinactin... i love you all.
Lets play in a place where play in allowed.
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-07 10:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Revalation!
All that fun shit will stop soon, don't worry.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THAT'S AWESOME!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-07 08:51:10 EDT (#)
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ha
drunk
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-04 11:32:29 EDT (#)
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no thanks below.
no envy for you.
or lots.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-04 02:13:21 EDT (#)
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yeah okay, try being 31
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-04 01:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
live it up while you're 22.
you'll wake up at 25 and realize everybody is getting married and shitting babies
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-03 09:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the opposite of PerkMan.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-07-03 09:18:56 EDT (#)
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feeeeeels great dont it??
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-07-03 04:52:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-02 22:38:05 EDT (#)
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I'm currently working through Keith Moon's compendious biography and "1421: The Year China Discovered The World". They're both awesome.
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KEITH MOON BIOGRAPHY???????????
what's it called?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-03 02:48:58 EDT (#)
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...and most of that time, you're drunk off your ass. You're in the Navy Reserve.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-03 02:47:31 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck are all of those people?
Tinactin writes some funny shit. Don't know about this "S. Thompson" guy or whatever a "Bukowski" is.
You guys are fucking nerds.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-07-03 00:05:46 EDT (#)
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STFU noob.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-02 23:01:00 EDT (#)
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I get drunk about 3/four times a week if i'm broke. :(
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-02 22:44:20 EDT (#)
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make that 1970 in some cases
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-02 22:42:56 EDT (#)
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biography has never really interested me. though my reading habits are quite dull. generally, if it wasnt written between say 1900 and 1960, im not interested.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-02 22:38:05 EDT (#)
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I'm currently working through Keith Moon's compendious biography and "1421: The Year China Discovered The World". They're both awesome.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-02 22:32:06 EDT (#)
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though to be perfectly honest, if you havent read any bukowski (i guessing you probably have, though), check it out. its so typical early twenties male to do so, but cliches happen for a reason. he is good.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-02 22:26:38 EDT (#)
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hahaha. nice.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-02 22:21:48 EDT (#)
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Oh, i dunno id. I think the misogynistic internet cynic is treading some pretty new ground :P
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-02 22:06:28 EDT (#)
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which is to say, youre living the cliche dream.
not that theres anything particularly different or individual that one can do.
just please, for the love of god, dont start trying to write like hunter thompson.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-02 21:55:55 EDT (#)
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hahaha, youre about 3 weeks away from finding bukowski and starting/joining a band.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-02 20:18:55 EDT (#)
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Mexican is too classy for you.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:29:31 EDT (#)
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What? Im not Mexican anymore?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:25:05 EDT (#)
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+2 for tinactin. No one loves that Honduran bitch.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:08:37 EDT (#)
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I made the list! I think I would enjoy drinking with you
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:15:37 EDT (#)
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drunk post ftw!
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:19:00 EDT (#)
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you are the wind beneath my wings
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
where the fuck am i....oh yeah
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:07:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 16:41:12 BST (#)
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I'd kill for a nice crystal glass of Laphroaig, and ice.
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Seconded.
Only 3 more hours.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:52:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 16:41:12 BST (#)
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I'd kill for a nice crystal glass of Laphroaig, and ice.
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Tanqueray Gin, lime and tonic, also in a crystal glass.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:36:28 EDT (#)
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How many problems do you have and is a bitch one of them?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:31:37 EDT (#)
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Congrats on good grades.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:31:37 EDT (#)
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phallic_cymbals is the fucking MAN
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who gives a shit, really?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How drunk are you right now babe?
Congrats on passing.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:41:12 EDT (#)
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I'd kill for a nice crystal glass of Laphroaig, and ice.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.... You're an adult and you GER DRUNK?
Here, have a +2... because I mean... wow.. you DRINK!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:32:30 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This deserves worse than -1.5.
I just want to talk to my friends.
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Jay Z alone makes this a solid -2 of a post. I understand you're too drunk to care, but you really need to listen to some good hip hop, as opposed to absolute garbage.
It's like you're listening to Donovan when you could be into Bob Dylan.
I'll go up a point for drunken silliness and Hunter.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:36:50 EDT (#)
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Drink up.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:35:14 EDT (#)
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is this post about farting?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:34:04 EDT (#)
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Flash, you and X54 are the only reasons Uber exists at nthe moment.
Its 1.30am. I'm somewhere else.
But you're... very cool...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:32:41 EDT (#)
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Another list I didn't make...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This deserves worse than -1.5.
I just want to talk to my friends.