love letters (453 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.3 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by loveinbrevity (View user info) at 2008-07-02 17:45:56 EDT
I can't remember if you prefer Coke or Pepsi...or maybe it was Crush
I can't remember how you take your coffee
I can't remember if you even like coffee
I can't remember your favorite book
I can't remember if I ever knew what it was
I can't remember your scent or your taste
I can't remember what movie we saw on our first real date
I can't remember if you prefer the lights off or on
I can't remember the nickname I gave you
I can't remember your favorite color...maybe green or was it blue?
I can't remember why I even liked you.
Dear Amanda who prefers Diet Coke, no ice
Dear Amanda who takes her coffee bold and black
Dear Amanda who twirls her hair and tucks it behind her ear when she is nervous
Dear Amanda the klutz
Dear Amanda with the terrible jokes
Dear Amanda who loves Kurt Vonnegut
Dear Amanda who sleeps with two comforters no matter how hot it is
Dear Amanda who is uncomfortable in silence
Dear Amanda who holds her fork and knife incorrectly
Dear Amanda whose favorite color is orange
Dear Amanda who can't walk by a flower with out picking one
Dear Amanda who can't walk by a dog with out petting it
Dear Amanda who makes up her own lyrics to songs she can't remember the words to
Dear Amanda how could I forget.
User Reviews
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2008-07-10 04:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not THAT bad..
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2008-07-07 03:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm going to be honest: the first half of this was really good. I always like a nice "fuck you" to an ex, and some of those were pretty clever. But in the second half you turn into a raging pussy who cares way too much about a girl who seems like she sucks anyway. And Amanda is a crappy name, except in the Boston song.
First half: +2
Second half: -2
Making me think of a Boston song: +1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 13:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 13:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-03 09:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If someone else had written this, and written it differently, it might not have been all that bad.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was actually pretty bad
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If only Bart was awake so he could ban you.
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 20:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CRAP
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
get over the whore for fucks sake
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoops
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just no.
I would even say no if I hadn't read this trite shit before many many times.
All around fail.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2