piss in the corner (415 hits)
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Submitted by loveinbrevity (View user info) at 2008-07-02 17:47:59 EDT
I haven't shaved my legs since you left. I don't see a need to. Nobody touches them anymore. I think I'll get back on drugs. At least I liked me then. I think you would like me more too; if I were on drugs that is. The drugs make me easier to deal with; less sensitive I guess.
I'll take the drugs, shave my legs, wash my face and maybe comb my hair. I wouldn't count on it though. I may end up staying in bed again. I'll get fucked up and write you a letter. I'll stamp and address it too. When I come off it I'll probably realize that I forgot to write it in English. I'll take another hit and try again.
I woke up today, at least I think it was today, covered in oil paint. I don't know where it came from. I wonder how long I have been in this room, in this bed. The curtains are missing. I'm pretty sure that's piss in the corner.
I'm off it now. Still no word from you. I took a shower today. I feel uncomfortable in my own skin. I almost miss the sweat and grime. I tried to put on lipstick. I failed miserably.
I had forgotten about food. I remembered you though. Do you think I'm pretty?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 13:52:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 13:52:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 13:51:56 EDT (#)
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What the fuck
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:01:51 EDT (#)
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Well, she IS pretty...
Pretty fucking mannish! Tee-hee!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-03 04:50:47 EDT (#)
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n-no?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-03 04:44:45 EDT (#)
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Nigga please. You ought to be a nun for 10 years and then you'll be ready to be a REAL fuck machine.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-03 03:12:28 EDT (#)
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You could be nice if you werent so whiney
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-03 00:20:30 EDT (#)
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funny fucker below
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-03 00:13:09 EDT (#)
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You have a kitchen knife somewhere that's at least 20 cm long and 3 cm wide. Get it. Get to a hallway or room that's longer than you are tall by 20% or more... if you don't have such a room in your abode, go to the alley outside. Hold the knife by the blade with the handle closest to your thumb and the point by your pinky. Place the knife point against the base of your skull below where the bone is, perpendicular to the axis of your spine in the remaining two dimensions. Brace your hand against your head to keep the point on the skin near where your spine attaches to your brain. Stand up straight. Stiff-backed and with all the dignity you have left, fall backwards. You won't feel a thing.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:15:21 EDT (#)
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fuck knows dude. irritating though.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:52:13 EDT (#)
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what is it with self-absorbed depressed emos wondering how pretty they are today
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:48:39 EDT (#)
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Keep it up, YOU CAN DO IT!