cream rises to the TOP (nsfw) (1667 hits)
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Submitted by shandythetopdog (View user info) at 2008-07-03 05:11:57 EDT
as some of you underdogs may be aware, the other evening i was suddenly rendered unable to post.
my colleague bobo the clown was kind enough to post an announcement explaining that the request to "verify my email address" was "presumably some kind of minor formality required by the webmaster "
the underdogs jumped to all sorts of hysterical conclusions about this (http://www.ubersite.com/m/117464), and there was even talk of sending a vigilante squad to chicago to subject bart to some jism boarding (a method i developed due to water shortages in australia).
however, it appears my initial prognosis was accurate: i have now completed a very straightforward process of verifying my email address using the secret code kindly provided to my email address, and here i am, back where i belong.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-22 19:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-07-06 02:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can never get the timing right for something like this
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-04 03:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
huh?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-04 01:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
caul old egg.
que pasa?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-04 01:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
there is dirt on your penis, sir
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-03 20:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've had a fun day.
Just recently I received a cake made in my visage.
I just logged on to Uber to see what happened while I wad away.
I didn't think you would make it without me for a day to be honest.
Sandy is unmanned and this post is the icing on the cake
If I didn't have spell check you wouldn't be able to read this right now.
---Underdog #1
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-07-03 20:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-03 13:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Disgusting. Why isn't this person banned?
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Because this is Art.
Obviously.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-03 18:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-03 12:42:47 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Disgusting. Why isn't this person banned?
Oathmeal posts his tiny pooter in a sock and Uber is in an uproar
Somebody posts a shot of Urbane's nasty bits and Uber is in an uproar
But this is OK?
stfu n00b
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-03 16:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Money Shot Monday has a nice ring to it. Start saving up, folks!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 16:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-03 21:25:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think posts like this are awesome. this inspires me to take pictures of my money shot.
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DO IT
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-03 16:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think posts like this are awesome. this inspires me to take pictures of my money shot.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-03 16:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-03 15:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-03 13:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Disgusting. Why isn't this person banned?
Oathmeal posts his tiny pooter in a sock and Uber is in an uproar
Somebody posts a shot of Urbane's nasty bits and Uber is in an uproar
But this is OK?
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STFU noob.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-03 14:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-03 13:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Disgusting. Why isn't this person banned?
Oathmeal posts his tiny pooter in a sock and Uber is in an uproar
Somebody posts a shot of Urbane's nasty bits and Uber is in an uproar
But this is OK?
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Yes.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-03 13:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Disgusting. Why isn't this person banned?
Oathmeal posts his tiny pooter in a sock and Uber is in an uproar
Somebody posts a shot of Urbane's nasty bits and Uber is in an uproar
But this is OK?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-03 13:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the creation of life is beautiful.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-03 12:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome back, shandy!
i'm sure bart is relieved that you didn't have to come to chicago.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-03 09:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well that's really gross and something i didn't need to see
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-07-03 09:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, yes. The Ascension of Man series.
More poignant than ever, in these troubled times of environmental crisis.
I think there's something for everyone to learn from this.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-03 08:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck shandy, how did you do that? Did you get it on the 1st try, or did you have to take a couple of shots? The only way I can see is those fancy National Geographic cameras that take like 100 pictures when you press the button so that you can select the best shot.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know me, honey.
I loves the cock.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FJ, you changed your rating to a '0'.
Warming to this post, ain't ya?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'Resigned' to his fate, even.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh no, the elephant is miserable. Utterly consigned to his fate. Once a the leader of a mighty herd, and now reduced to this.
Look at the way he shields his eyes from it. 'Not again', he is thinking. 'At least wipe it off this time, please.'
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think the elephant looks apprehensive but willing.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You just came second.
GET IT?!?!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
phew...what a relief.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shan-DEEEEEEYYY!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The elephant looks so sad...so defeated...
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
precisely, a LACK of blue fluff on your nob is a sure sign that you are a mere underdog
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-03 10:19:35 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
That is seriously disgusting.
IS there a bit of blue fluff on that cock?
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Like FJ never gets pant fluff on his bell end.
Try wearing jeans with no pants and see where the lint gets to then.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That is seriously disgusting.
IS there a bit of blue fluff on that cock?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The cotton bud in the background makes my imagination boggle.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't know how i ever let the hippo steal me away, actually, considering the BITCH WOULDN'T SWALLOW
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, this little lady was my first love
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The hippo left you?