ThIS JUST IN (709 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.71 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Joe<socialist_joe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-07-03 05:56:22 EDT
i am good at what i do
now it may not be much
but for what its worth
i will drink you under the table
smoke you out of the room
fight you off my lawn
and then fuck your girl better than you ever wish you could
lucky for you thats all I'm good for
User Reviews
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-06 10:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hip Hop! What's happening? How's my favorite little wigger?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-07-04 06:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i will drink you under the table
smoke you out of the room
Ehm, no and no.
Plus I don't want to be anywhere near your lawn and I don't have a girl.
Goodluck!
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-07-04 03:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-07-03 17:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont run words together
and i dont take money from the goverment
and i sure as shit dont need money from you
but the rest of it is pretty spot on
i you like
but hate me you do
everwhat do will
Submitted by sw3953 (user info) at 2008-07-03 16:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I once recommended
that you
overdoseanddienow
So tHAT my tax $$$
does not supporteth
your dumb broke ass
in
the future.
The sAme i STILL do feel.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-07-03 15:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
come on
your lack of insults disgusts me
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-03 15:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-03 12:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-03 11:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-03 10:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BJ-theGreat (user info) at 2008-07-03 08:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wondered where you had got too.
i thought you might have smoked yourself into a mental institution.
i never had you pegged as an animal in bed.
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Probably only so much as he's liable to shit in the bed if you let him sleep in it.
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lol
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-03 08:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 07:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll probably be too tired to post after all that sex. hahaha.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-07-03 07:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good night and goodbye maybe prolly for a while again
who knows if im in a good enough mood ya might get another pos tomorrow
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-07-03 07:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
me and fj agree on something
3/1 is a good goal but
*/1 is what happens because 3/1 implies that she will be able to get me more than once
and thats just ludicrous
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 07:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not sure sex and maths mix. I'd say 3:1 and then when has finished his one ask for another 2.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The ratio should be 3:1 in favour of the woman in any one session.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am talking about how often a male should do it.
Women are a different matter, we can have limitless fun to one mans pleasure.
You are young, you have the energy.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think shit gets it
?
is the appropriate response
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what just twice?
45/6
7.5
on average
average being based on the time i got me girl 6 times in 45 minutes
i could theatrical get you every 7.5 min
which means 15 min sex sessions
which means sad me
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmmmm...fudge...
*slobbers*
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, people said MY post was crap.
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no shit actually
and no mental homes for me
even though it might be best for the world ta lock me up
and i wouldnt say an animal
even though my girl may disagree
i just aim ta please
multiple times
all day
everyday
multiple times a day
fine
hi my name is steve and im addicted to sex
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wtf?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You get given a pound of fudge, and eat it all in one sitting, it makes you feel bloated and sick and you swear to never eat fudge again. Just the word fudge brings vomit to your mouth.
However, have a little nibble every night, as a treat, take time over every bite, savour your fudge and you never grow sick of fudge.
I think twice in one sitting is suffice. Anymore is greedy.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sex is like posting on Uber joe. Aim for quality, not quantity.
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*scratches head*
I think the analogy breaks down when it comes to the vital importance of women swallowing jism.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but why not both?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sex is like posting on Uber joe. Aim for quality, not quantity.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-03 11:35:10 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wondered where you had got too.
i thought you might have smoked yourself into a mental institution.
i never had you pegged as an animal in bed.
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Probably only so much as he's liable to shit in the bed if you let him sleep in it.
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tee hee.
congrats with b@w squirty.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, people said MY post was crap.
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no shit actually
and no mental homes for me
even though it might be best for the world ta lock me up
and i wouldnt say an animal
even though my girl may disagree
i just aim ta please
multiple times
all day
everyday
multiple times a day
fine
hi my name is steve and im addicted to sex
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wondered where you had got too.
i thought you might have smoked yourself into a mental institution.
i never had you pegged as an animal in bed.
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Probably only so much as he's liable to shit in the bed if you let him sleep in it.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
True madness lies in those that are blind to it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wondered where you had got too.
i thought you might have smoked yourself into a mental institution.
i never had you pegged as an animal in bed.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, people said MY post was crap.