THATS how you celebrate july 4th! (511 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.21 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by iambetteratit (View user info) at 2008-07-04 04:11:46 EDT
I think that America should quit fucking around. We should hurry up and become a real, certified empire. Declare G dub emperor for life, followed shortly by a declaration of war on the middle east. Take all the oil by force, and see if anyone would try to stop us.
Now if yall will excuse me im going to drink a budwiser while driving my pickup and smacking my cousin who is pregnant with my two headed son.
YEEHAW
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-19 15:23:53 EDT (#)
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LOL not gonna lie, there are quite a few fatties over here. That's why I'm gonna find me a woman from a third world country... after having her checked for disease of course. At least she'll be skinny.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:19:16 EDT (#)
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You misspelled 'obese' as 'strong'.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-05 22:11:55 EDT (#)
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Yup, but were like the really really freakishly strong retards who you don't talk shit about when they are within earshot.
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-07-05 20:52:16 EDT (#)
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Americans are fucking retarded
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-05 12:57:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-05 12:46:21 EDT (#)
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I couldn't agree more
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-05 00:25:41 EDT (#)
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-1 was way too high
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-04 23:48:24 EDT (#)
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oh COME THE FUCK ON... this is sitting at a solid -1? That is like one of the best ratings any post ive ever made has gotten. I actually intended for this to suck.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-04 13:28:56 EDT (#)
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this was mildly amusing in a shitpost way.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-04 11:03:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-04 10:53:01 EDT (#)
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If this is what happens when you think, you should leave the thinking to the qualified.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-07-04 09:05:14 EDT (#)
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you're not so good at it.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-07-04 06:39:08 EDT (#)
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*sighs*
Submitted by deej_deej (user info) at 2008-07-04 06:37:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-04 05:23:07 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-07-04 04:43:10 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the inspiration...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117500
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-04 04:30:44 EDT (#)
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This could have been done so much better, and you know it.
Love the review below
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-04 04:21:23 EDT (#)
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You realise that you epitomise the perception that other nations have of Americans?*
And I don't mean because I believe what you say, I mean by the way that you say it. You sound like a fucking dumbarse.
*(of course you don't. Here--->
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/epitomize
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/perception)
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-04 04:15:15 EDT (#)
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Definetly isn't a real site!!! WTF YOU LIED TO ME
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-04 04:13:33 EDT (#)
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Seriously dude, I think you're looking for http://www.ubershite.com