RIP Bozo The Clown. (728 hits)
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Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2008-07-04 14:09:58 EDT
http://news.aol.com/entertainment/television/tv-news-story/_a/man-who-played-bozo-the-clown-dies/20080703181309990001
What sort of fore thought did Larry Harmon possess to buy the rights to a character like Bozo the clown. He must be some sort of squirt o Jesus.
Listen to me you chronic masturbators! Bozo did not die! Bozo lives on!
Viva La Bozo
You cannot exist without Bozo. Sure, there may be people in some generations that never heard of Bozo, it's not like he was Elvis or McBain. Those of us who still believe in Bozo possess the clown power to sustain the unbeleivers among us. The clown power of Bozo believers emanates from our every pour.
Lard, one of Jello Biafra's post Dead Kennedy's experiments produced a song named bozo skeleton.
That is all the Bozo I got.
Rest in peace Bozo, Bozo the fuckin clown.
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-09 12:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bozo is survived by his brother, adult film star Cornhole the Clown.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-07 18:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine was better.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did he really die? Hmm, I'm conflicted, as clowns all deserve an excruciatingly painful death, but Bozo was also an awesome game show for kids.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-07 02:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...and what about his overshadowed second cousin
Darryl the Down
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-07-06 16:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs better candles
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-07-05 09:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I remember watching the "Bozo the Clown" show as a kid. Very weird and surreal, kind of like a real life Simpsons Krusty the Clown.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2008-07-04 19:07:39 EDT (#)
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Now were you referring to the Uber McBain or the Simpsons' McBain?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-04 16:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe in the place we whupped back in 1776, but not today.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-04 16:01:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-04 15:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-04 14:24:14 EDT (#)
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I believe it's spelt "pore".
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Pore, pour, who's countin'? The word is S-P-E-L-L-E-D.
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Both are acceptable, 'tard.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-04 15:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-04 15:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh.
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No son of mine is armed with a huge head, nor does he live in Texas.
:)
:D
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-07-04 15:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bozo was greater than anything or anyone that ever came or will come out of the East Coast.
R.I.P. Bro,
Weeeps
Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-04 15:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-04 15:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-04 14:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe it's spelt "pore".
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Pore, pour, who's countin'? The word is S-P-E-L-L-E-D.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-04 14:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe it's spelt "pore".