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Submitted by esceptico (View user info) at 2008-07-04 20:04:45 EDT


America I salute you!

Brits may claim they invented punk rock... The clash, the pistols and buzzcocks are in my list... crass, the subhumans, stiff little fingers, etc. Just no good. Thanks for black flag, circle jerks, GG Allin, the adolescents, The meatmen, crucifucks, butthole surfers, weirdos, fear, RAMONES (the real shit), dead kennedys, dwarves, fugazi (yeah), husker du and of course the stooges.

Thanks for Eva angelina, Jenna Jameson, Bella Donna, Layney Barby, Alektra Blue, Asia Carrera, Alley Baggett, Savannah, the cincinnati bowtie and the superman.

Because those are the only good things about your sad little country... and remember, you can own the world but but you'll always suck at soccer.

America I salute you!

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-09 21:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 03:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You can take Jenna Jameson and stuff her up Shlongys ass


I'd pay for that, if needed. Who shall I call to set this up?

Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2008-07-09 20:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

british fags

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-07 04:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

meh

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 03:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You can take Jenna Jameson and stuff her up Shlongys ass

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-07 02:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

meatmen


tooling for anus!

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-07-06 16:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the Hold Steady

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-07-06 13:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 18:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

New faves: The Hold Steady
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The Hold Steady? Really? Shlongy I'm disappointed in you.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-06 05:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're an idiot.

Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-07-05 20:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Meatmen! I am pulling that out right now to have a listen!

Maybe I will load some porn on the computer at the same time.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 18:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

New faves: The Hold Steady

Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2008-07-05 18:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thanx for the links down below

by the way, turbojugend anyone?

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-05 16:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-07-04 20:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


There are a ton of great American rock and roll bands now. You just won't find their music on the radio or in Best Buy. There are some very good Australian bands now, too.

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This is true. If you're interested in looking into this, you can't go wrong by starting with one of these:

www.nortonrecords.com

www.cryptrecords.com

www.gearheadrecords.com (a lot of good Scandanavian stuff here, too)

www.estrus.com

www.dionysusrecords.com

www.gethip.com

www.emptyrecords.com






Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-05 15:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

stiff little fingers

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 13:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Really. How could he forget the Cliches?

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-05 10:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88851

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-07-05 09:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Our cocks are bigger than yours, too, you nancy-boy.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-05 01:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

DUDE YOU FORGOT THE CLICHES!

Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-07-04 20:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You forgot The Replacements, the best punk band by a long shot.

There are a ton of great American rock and roll bands now. You just won't find their music on the radio or in Best Buy. There are some very good Australian bands now, too.


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