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The procedure (328 hits)

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Rating: -1.42 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by loveinbrevity (View user info) at 2008-07-06 06:00:39 EDT

I walked into the bathroom at work today. This is about the third time this week that I go to use

the bathroom only to find that the person who used the stall before me did not flush. How the fuck

do you forget to flush a toilet? Have you forgotten the procedure? From the contents of the toilet

bowl, the details of which i shall spare you, the culprit was not a child. Unless of course it was

an unholy demon child who needs to see a doctor right away. Seeing as how it was not a child

I can only assume that the culprit has been using a toilet for a number of years now. How does one

forget to flush? I just don't understand. It's the same process over and over again. It pretty

much should be embedded in your brain almost like riding a bike. There is no excuse. Come on people

do us all a favor and remember the procedure.

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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-08-07 16:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.

-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer

Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-07 04:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't mean to repost it. It was an accident.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-06 20:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit. And, shit.

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-06 20:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I feel the same way when I click on a post and am met by the horrifying sight of one of Bubba's reviews.

I wonder how can he just leave those to be discovered by others without a hint of shame?

The audacity of poop.

It assaults the senses and boggles the mind.

Much like this post.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-06 20:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This got flushed once. Can't you take a hint?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-06 19:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-06 18:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this wasn't worth reposting
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or posting the first time.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-06 18:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this wasn't worth reposting

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-07-06 16:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's no better this time around.