The procedure (435 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.66 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by loveinbrevity (View user info) at 2008-07-06 06:01:14 EDT
I walked into the bathroom at work today. This is about the third time this week that I go to use
the bathroom only to find that the person who used the stall before me did not flush. How the fuck
do you forget to flush a toilet? Have you forgotten the procedure? From the contents of the toilet
bowl, the details of which i shall spare you, the culprit was not a child. Unless of course it was
an unholy demon child who needs to see a doctor right away. Seeing as how it was not a child
I can only assume that the culprit has been using a toilet for a number of years now. How does one
forget to flush? I just don't understand. It's the same process over and over again. It pretty
much should be embedded in your brain almost like riding a bike. There is no excuse. Come on people
do us all a favor and remember the procedure.
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 06:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Something that has a picture that is 'not safe for work'. Porn and the likes. So people who are at work know not to click on the post.
Like this one http://www.ubersite.com/m/116026
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:59:44 EDT (#)
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what does NSFW stand for?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:56:11 EDT (#)
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Seriously, what is with the formatting?
It gives my eyes AIDS trying to read your posts, and I'm only here for the photo's! (Which is where this post totally fell down.)
What you need to do is...
1 post per day
SORT OUT THAT FUCKING HORRIBLE FORMATTING
More "these are my tits" posts
Perhaps some erotic stories - plus some relevant NSFW photos of yourself, perhaps touching yourself.
Some "do you like my knickers" posts
Less whiney, ex boyfriend, hair colour, EMOish posts. Far less. Try none.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-07 04:37:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-06 10:33:11 EDT (#)
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Have you even SEEN Edward Scissorhands, Jim?
NO. So STOP ragging on it.
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ha ha
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-07 04:28:53 EDT (#)
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I just reread lurby's review and i think that it may be one of the funniest things i have read on this whole damn site. Some one subconciously left me a message in the toilet bowl. I guess i am full of shit and they wanted me to know. Too funny.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-06 18:40:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-07-06 16:34:26 EDT (#)
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I don't
think this was
very good
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-06 12:47:32 EDT (#)
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We've all walked into a bathroom and seen a toilet full of shit. Do those people do that at home?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-06 11:10:54 EDT (#)
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What the fuck are you doing at work on a Sunday?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-06 10:33:11 EDT (#)
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Have you even SEEN Edward Scissorhands, Jim?
NO. So STOP ragging on it.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-07-06 09:46:46 EDT (#)
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This post changed my life.
Submitted by Lurby (user info) at 2008-07-06 09:20:51 EDT (#)
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I think the person was sending a message. It could have been intentional or it may have been a subconscious sort of thing.
What I don't understand is why people don't want you to leave the seat up after urinating. That is proof that you didn't urinate on the seat.
If you leave the seat down, there is always that possibility the next person in will still suspect you of urinating on the seat and assume you just wiped off the droplets.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-06 08:48:01 EDT (#)
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btw, I think this is a PerkMan alter - he does that space between each line thing.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-06 08:47:00 EDT (#)
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How about you
Fuck off.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-06 07:19:44 EDT (#)
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Gay.