i don't need a photograph (624 hits)
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Submitted by loveinbrevity (View user info) at 2008-07-07 05:49:02 EDT
"I stole your picture."
"What fucking picture? When were you near my stuff?"
"No, no, I took your photograph while you weren't looking"
"If it's a dirty picture I am going to kick your ass you creep. Did you watch me get dressed or
something?"
"It's nothing like that. You were sitting across from me at O'sheas. You weren't paying attention
to me. I was watching you. You weren't really a part of the conversation. You were just soaking
it all in. You make a lot of facial expressions. It intrigues me sometimes. You had just uncrossed
your legs. I could see up your dress. Your legs were bruised slightly. Not as though you had been
battered it was more reminiscent of a child with scraped knees. Even though you were in such a
compromising position you still looked lovely. I had to take your picture."
"You're a fucking weirdo Rob. I want you to delete that picture. You sound like a pedophile.
You were turned on by my bruise shins because they reminded you a child? You're sick"
"You can have it. I don't need a photograph because you never left me mind."
"What is wrong with you today? Why are you being so creepy?"
"Don't you know?"
"Don't I know what Rob?"
"It's you Amanda. It's always been you."
He stepped closer to her. He was an inch from her face. She could smell the sweet scent of stale
beer on his warm breath. He locked his eyes on hers. His hips were pressed against hers. She could
feel his errection pressing into her thigh. He put his hand on the small of her back and pulled her
in ever closer. The pressure of hips against hers was stronger now. She could feel his bones
grinding against hers even through her jeans.
They had been friends for quite some time now. Up until now their relationship had been strictly
platonic. They spent Sunday afternoons at his apartment watching their favorite program and
talking shit about their mutual friends. On Thursdays they went to Respectable Street Cafe to dance
to shitty overplayed "indie" music and make fun of the hipsters. There had never been any sexual
tension between them, or so she thought. He had admired her secretly since day one.
Now his dick was firmly pushing into her thigh. Their hips were grinding against one another.
her back was against the wall. Their eyes were locked and his breath was lingering on her lips.
She was reluctant. Her mind was racing. He moved his hand from the small of her back. It was now
placed firmly on her belt buckle. With that pressure against her stomach her panties moistened and
soon reluctancy and second thoughts gave way to sensuality. There lips met and reservations started
to melt.
He slid his hand into her jeans. The further down her pants his hand went the more she could
feel the moisture and warmth being emmited from within her. As his fingers entered her she let out
long sigh.
God damn it. My vibrator shorted out again. End scene.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHOW ME YOUR HOLE!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-07 16:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is she wearing a dress or jeans, numbskull?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus christ
I just noticed I've been on uber five years.
You, sir, are up there with perkman and fat tony as the worst 'characters' on here.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That ending was completely rubbish.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-07 11:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It could have been done so much better...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-07-07 06:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yikes.
What you do to poor defenseless words should be outlawed
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Circe makes me laugh alot.
You don't.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you have left uber... how should I rate?
I'll start with this and re-adjust as required.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-07 08:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fuck engrish and engrish pourice,
i say
good story
hai, good story
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-07 07:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't think this was bad at all. Am I missing something?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-07 06:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was formatted like a fucking turd! Apart from that though it was a half decent read until the vibrator bit. WTF?!
More erotic stories! Come on people, some of us need erotism at work! Come on!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-07-07 06:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yikes.
What you do to poor defenseless words should be outlawed.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-07 05:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck it.
I liked it.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-07 05:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh fuck, we came so close.
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-07 05:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Paris hilton better watch out.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 05:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LIKE YOUR PANTIES