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Dedicated to Perkman (962 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.17 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by katy (View user info) at 2008-07-07 12:11:32 EDT


listen to this song while reading this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK9VBxDlQOE

I FAIL!

apparently it's been so long since i posted i forgot how to do it properly so this is a repost! dedicated to perkman, who wouldn't understand this if he read it anyway.

actually that's all the words i have for this post really. those two sentences, and that link and these two sentences. oh wait and this too. and this one. and this one!

i made an accompanying shirt to go with the song. i have nothing to do today.

gay boyfriend gay boyfriend, i don't really care that you are queer!
gay boyfriend gay boyfriend, i never feel lonely when you are here!

i hope itunes has this.

that is all.

t shirt small.jpg (63 kB)

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOVE YOU katie

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and you can't read. that speak n spell programming for the blind really came in handy didn't it?

it's not i can't write, i've just stopped.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 14:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

but you cant write :P


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-10 14:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whoooo i can read :D

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-10 14:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-10 09:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stick to not posting or being around.

I like you much better that way.
-----

but i thought this counts as posting? after all that effort i put into that jpg. so unappreciated :(

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I dont even know who perkyman is

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-10 09:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stick to not posting or being around.

I like you much better that way.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Holy crap - it's katy. Howdy stranger.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Perkman has trouble understanding Candyland. It's just lucky he's make-believe.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-08 10:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

but mr method, would you wear it? i'll only make it if you promise to camwhore in it. i'm not spending $13.99 plus two shipping and handlings.

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-08 04:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-07 22:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sup

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-07-07 20:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think more of that song "Ur so gay" by katy perry

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-07 19:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

'k

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-07 19:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a life choice

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-07 18:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

desperate virgin below

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-07 17:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll love you forever if you do

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-07 17:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm going to make method this shirt. free sample.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-07 16:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

whatever floats your boat, kid.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-07 16:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

scourge - unintentional irony points?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-07 16:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

three tries for this?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-07 16:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

not yet.

Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-07 15:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

illiterate rapist hick below

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-07 15:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Katy, where the fuck have you been? Did you move, as you said?

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-07 14:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is Perkman?

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-07 14:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

mildly amusing

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/110747 <----- NSFW LINK


Hell, it's a woman!
------

i totally missed this. man milk mustache and all.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth, let me know the truth...I'm dumb she's a lesbian, I thought I had found the one, we were good as married in my mind, but married in my minds no good..." -weezer

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/110747 <----- NSFW LINK


Hell, it's a woman!

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A fail post about a fail person. PerkMan would be proud (actually, he would be incensed and would yell at lot, but that's beside the point).

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stfu n00b

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Also massive amounts of fail did go into this post.

An impressive tribute to the fail-y-est of all failures.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I read the title as pokemon.

That doesn't say much for my maturity does it?

How goes the porn?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know how the crowd cheers the runners in the Special Olympics and everyone gets a medal as long as they finish?

+2 third attempt

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I will be singing this all day, I HATE YOU!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

awww shlongy, no sense of irony?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought that you used to be kind of cool? "Perkman"????

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Should have posted a picture of your snatch, honey.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

've heard 'em all. `I like you as a friend.' `I think we should see
other people.' `I no speak English.' `I'm married to the sea.' `I
don't want to kill you, but I will ...'

-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a gay boyfriend for every mood- the Nice Guy, the hot latino with the Fucking Awesome body, the indie hipster, the Irish Catholic..if only I could say the same about the straight ones.


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Now with 100% more "non-fail" added!

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well this sucks.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bite me mudwhistle :p


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