He was going on, justifying some fetish, and I said... (331 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.72 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-07-07 18:18:25 EDT
"I'm only aroused by myself and my mother, so I win."
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*****APPROPRIATE USE OF THE MINUS 2, A LECTURE BY SPAMUEL SPAMSONSON*****
You see, what you've done there is spend a few minutes (10 maybe?) dropping -2's on loads of my old posts with the net result being that my average rating drops from 1.77 to 1.76.
It's a rookie mistake and an easy one to make to be honest, but do you see how inefficient this is?
But I have almost 80 posts and lets face it, you don't want to have to go through EVERY one of those and rate them because frankly that'd be a bit dull and screams of lonliness.
So what you REALLY need to do is learn to maximise your use of the -2.
A -2 on a post with 60 odd reviews has a very small effect on that post's rating and almost no effect at all on a user's rating.
A -2 on a post with only 2 reviews though (like maybe an ubermadness post)... well that's an entiely different ball game that is. That's where you can REALLY start to mix things up.
Just think, If you went back and -2'd everything I'd ever written with say, 10 or less reviews, you could potentially bring my average rating down to 1.71 or even 1.69!!
SUCCESS!!
It's also great to -2 evey post somebody has done that had a perfect 2 rating (I have about 3 or 4 of those btw) because those posts are REALLY important and actually MEAN SOMETHING.
Hope this helps you in your future endeavours.
Spam
xxx
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And another!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-07-08 00:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been away, and I am sure glad I came back to this! Love you Linus!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-07 22:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-07 21:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, this place is genuinely boring. I'll probably leave shortly.
I'll call Larry King for you.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-07 21:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, this place is genuinely boring. I'll probably leave shortly.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-07 21:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you give negative reviews because you get so many?
Some psychologist should get on this.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-07 20:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Since when are Ubersite people so offended by incest jokes?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-07-07 20:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag sez what?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-07-07 20:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not even a shlongy comment could rescue this shitshow
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-07 19:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're the dirty looking skinny kid with a the bad clothes and worse haircut who was picked on and beaten every day in high school...right? RIGHT.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-07 18:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-07 18:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meanies! ='(
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-07 18:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Since your mother's on 'the circuit', you must wank a lot. That's probably for the best.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-07 18:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shut your hole.