i love uber (663 hits)
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Submitted by deej (View user info) at 2008-07-08 07:04:41 EDT
I love uber
I have never posted before, but have benn reading the posts on here for a couple of years, mainly when at work as my job is sooo boring!!
But what i love the most is the constant bickering in the reviews, long may it continue!!!
As well as my first post this will more than likely be my last as i am the least creative person in the world, ever!!
Also my fragile self esteem could not handle the constant -2 i would be sure to earn!!
p.s Ronaldo is a cunt!!!!!
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-09 14:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2008-07-08 21:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
p.s I thought Yozz was the cunt around here! (oh well haven't been aroun for a while)
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Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the (alters) names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Back here where we [despise] ya (Here where we [despise] ya)
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've got him on the spot,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-09 07:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-09 03:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me too!
OMG. You should totally keep posting about it. People around here love that shit.
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You're having a party at your house, a few friends come, maybe with some friends of friends, it come's to about 2am and things start to slow down, the booze runs out, people go off to different destinations and what not.
Along rolls 4am, you're tired, you want to just collapse in your bed that may or may have not been sullied with the sex of random strangers during the night, you don't care.
But there's this one person, this one person who was supposed to leave in the taxi with everyone else but insisted he 'had a ride', who said he was going to leave after his one last cigarette - which was 7 cigarette's ago.
Rob, you are that guy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-09 03:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me too!
OMG. You should totally keep posting about it. People around here love that shit.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-09 03:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ahhh...I love it when I'm not the most hated person at the moment!
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2008-07-08 21:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
love uber
1!)those who love 'uber' are fucktards
freakin'
2)don't ever post again-but find a job workin with explosives
and 3)what bickerin'???????????
which brings us to 4)thanks fer agreein' with me on #2 as i agrees with you
that this post bites.
and finally...5)thanks fer agreein' with me on #1
p.s I thought Yozz was the cunt around here! (oh well haven't been aroun for a while)
but +2 fer beein a moron
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-08 20:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Certain DIPSHITS say "WE" don't love you. They don't speak for everyone, because they are STUPID!!!!!!!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh, go away.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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bob dont you live in the poconos?
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YOU HAVE HAD THIS CONVERSATION WITH BOTH BOB AND MUDDY AT LEAST TWENTY TIMES NOW, FLOUNDER. RETAIN THE INFO AND STFU.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well we hate you. Collectively hate you. Unanimously hate you. You could go so far as to say we want you to die. Not all at once, mind you. We want you to die slow. With some kind of disease that is painful. One that attacks your nervous system so that you have painful spasms, while at the same time looking like a retarded person for twitching and screaming every so often. Then, to make matters worse, no one will want to be around you because you are a drooling psychopath who twitches and screams. So you will die alone. But not before shitting yourself and bleeding out the eye, nose and ear hole, so that when the coroner looks at you, he literally cries.
That is what we want.
And we don't love you.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yep
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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bob dont you live in the poconos?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-07-08 12:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And we love you, like an incestuous child born from our children's young and uncontrollable hormones, raised as our own, though certainly not loved as the real children would be.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-07-08 12:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking hate Ronaldo!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-08 11:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
right on
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-08 11:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You left the "The Fuck Up" open again. Go shut it.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-07-08 11:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Welcome to uber, we were running low on -2 material recently.
Before you forget : inhale before exhale, suck before swallowing, and most important:
get yourself a life, before dying.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-08 11:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol you know if this guy kills himself America will extradite you and put your ass on trial...thats how we roll.
Don't kill yourself buddy... let me do it for you! Suicide is a mortal sin whereas murder can be forgiven!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-08 11:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ronaldo really is a cunt.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-08 11:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whilst i agree that Ronaldo is a cunt this was crap.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-08 10:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think it's odd how everyone claims to have been reading uber for a minimum of 79 years before they ever decided to sign up. like it gives you some sort of cachet to have been around the uber block...?
anyway, this was fucking horrid.
try harder next time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-08 09:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whoop-ti-doobie-doobie-do.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-08 08:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
howdy
you stalking prick.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-08 08:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lowest common denominator
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-08 08:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
actually you should quit trying immediately if this is what you have to offer. I'm guessing much of the rest of your life is like this post too, you may want to quit life too. just saying.
Submitted by deej_deej (user info) at 2008-07-08 08:27:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-08 08:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...and dude, the plus sign can be found by pressing alt and the two horizontal lines.
better luck next time.
leave berty alone, he's a frustrated bangladeshi who was knocked out of his wheelchair yesterday. apparently no one has helped him up yet and he has evidently peed his pants. lucky he was knocked over with his laptop. he could write for help
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Thanks for help, evidently as well as posting shite i cant use a keyboard either!
I must try harder
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-08 08:15:24 EDT (#)
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...and dude, the plus sign can be found by pressing alt and the two horizontal lines.
better luck next time.
leave berty alone, he's a frustrated bangladeshi who was knocked out of his wheelchair yesterday. apparently no one has helped him up yet and he has evidently peed his pants. lucky he was knocked over with his laptop. he could write for help.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-08 08:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking welcome!
glad you could join us and tell us this scincillating information about yourself
so...
what are your pet peeves
what is your favorite colour?
mine is blue!
yours too!
wow, what are the odds?....
Submitted by deej_deej (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes Berty you hit a nerve, i am now going to slit my wrists because a guy on uber didnt =2 me.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh jesus.
Why do people do this.
Retards are ruling teh uberz
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hah! I hit a nerve.
Did your parents get divorced when you were a kid then? I bet it was because you put too much strain on the relationship and ruined their happiness. What is wrong with you?
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Call me bitter and pathetic, but my loathing for Ronaldo exceeds even that bile which I reserve for the person whose idea it was to make the volume on my telly shoot up when the adverts come on.
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That was ronaldo too.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Call me bitter and pathetic, but my loathing for Ronaldo exceeds even that bile which I reserve for the person whose idea it was to make the volume on my telly shoot up when the adverts come on.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Worthwhile.
Submitted by deej_deej (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:18:58 EDT (#)
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Berty, Berty, Berty,
Surely that insult has been used before, maybe you are not the witty original guy i had you down for!1
Or maybe you are just a cunt with no social life that needs to feel better about himself by insulting others?
You decide!!!!
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for you.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cunt.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
alter alert!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope your parents get divorced and then die of cancer.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Needs more exclamation marks.
I didn't really get any sense of your excitement brought on by posting.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uber loves you too
and has herpes
you're welcome