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Submitted by dia (View user info) at 2008-07-08 15:32:57 EDT


I am the daughter of a sensible woman. Grounded and gifted with a practical sensibility, a clarity that I, unfortunately, inherited so little of. She used to say to me, "Baby, life is tough. it starts out tough and it gets tougher."

It's a shame then, that for as long as I can remember, my mind has been bubble-wrapped and blanketed in a hurricane of fantasy, indecision and fatalism. I would say that it's something just to recognize that about myself, but it's of little use since I generally lack the finer skills of absorption that prevent most people from making the same mistakes time and again. I'm prone, somewhat intermittently, to reasonable ideas...but that my mind isn't governed by any kind of reasonability tends to negate them.

My mother would say that when it comes to me, "common sense isn't always so common". She would say, "It's generally better to expect the worst in people because, that way, you can either be pleasantly surprised or, at the very least, finally right about something". To her dismay, I always just assumed that whatever it was about me that inspired a protectiveness in people would keep me from ever experiencing heartache or harm. It turns out, there's something to be said for cynicism.

It's been said that human beings are perplexing creatures...and who am I to disagree? In a basic sense, we're all so predictably reactionary. We lead these tumultuous lives wherein we connect to, desire, love, lie to, discard and embrace each other. It's overwhelming. I feel overwhelmed by it in a way that makes me perversely envious of the bits of dust and fluff that congregate aimlessly in their blissful inanimateness around the corners of this house. I'm an intelligent girl, but intelligence is really just an abstraction that looks good on paper. I lack simple intuition and my goldfish memory leaves me perpetually surprised by the wherewithal that people have to be so reckless and selfish with the hearts of others.

My mother would read these words and say to me, "You...are an innocent".
It sounds like a sentimental consideration, but i know that in fact, she means it to express how she worries about me in a way that she will never need to for my sister.

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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-18 08:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-10 01:30:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-09 12:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Life is about finding the most superior genetic mate then raising offspring in the environment most conducive to them finding their most superior genetic mate.

The further you get from that basic principle the more the human mind becomes confused and addled with unnecessary emotions.

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filthy Russian.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-09 14:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

your mum's a cunt.

so are you.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-09 13:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

your mom is just full of trite sayings, isn't she?

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously lacking rape.

Where's all the rape gone from this site?

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was pretty good actually. Reads like, I don't know...Atwood?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't get the reviews, I mean to say; it wasn't that bad.

Is it because the most important trait a woman can learn is good judgement? Is Dia an alter?

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...are you me from an alternate reality?!

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this was great

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-08 22:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Life is about finding the most superior genetic mate then raising offspring in the environment most conducive to them finding their most superior genetic mate.

The further you get from that basic principle the more the human mind becomes confused and addled with unnecessary emotions.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-08 20:07:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-08 18:12:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:37:53 EDT (#)
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I once let a girl I didn't know that well from school, stay the night at my house. She stole my lipgloss :(
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Well I hope you have herpes so she learned her lesson!

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Oh if only....

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-08 18:12:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:37:53 EDT (#)
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I once let a girl I didn't know that well from school, stay the night at my house. She stole my lipgloss :(
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Well I hope you have herpes so she learned her lesson!

Wait, lemme rethink that..

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:48:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:37:53 EDT (#)
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I once let a girl I didn't know that well from school, stay the night at my house. She stole my lipgloss :(
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Exactly my point. Today your lipgloss; tomorrow your virginity, bank account balance, and car.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I once let a girl I didn't know that well from school, stay the night at my house. She stole my lipgloss :(

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the living fuck ARE all of these people posting lately...Sico?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

veritas

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you are accurately describing yourself in this post, here is some truth for you: The world contains a large number of people who will take advantage of you. You can minimize the instances of this happening by a) never giving anyone any item or information that is personally yours unless you initiate the contact in which such transfer occurrs, b) never agreeing to pay for anything unless you initiate the contact in which the transaction is agreed upon, c) trusting no one whose home address and telephone number you don't know, and d) learning some form of physical self defense. However, there is no sustitute for the awareness of one's surroundings and experience that you seem to think are beyond you. Good luck. One last thing: Awareness of your surroundings and experience are not beyond you.

Submitted by MackTuesday (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Dia, the readership you're seeking isn't here.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I hear you, sister.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Certain people can't read this because the sentences contained more than five words each. Cut the retards a little slack.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You ... are an idiot.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I honestly can't read this.

It was more painful than trying to read a dictionary.

I can't do that either, I'd stab my eyes out with a pen.

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I would give you some good advice on how to fix your problems, but according to your post it would go unheeded.



Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've upgraded you to a zero as I have no recolection of either time I read this.
assuming it was only two times....

wow.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have no idea what I just read, nor do I have any recolection of the time spent reading it.
woah!

Let's try this again.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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