Just Imagine... (586 hits)
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Submitted by frankthebear (View user info) at 2008-07-09 04:11:29 EDT
I'm bored tonight. Bored with everything. I'm tired of the same old porns, tired of the same old discussions about whatever, tired of working this lousy dead-end hotel job. So just for shits and giggles, what super power would you like to have most and why? Probably because I saw Hancock on the 4th. As for me, I'd go for Spider-Man's powers, movie not comics, since I don't know how to mix web fluid. Ever since I was about 4-6, I had a fascination with Spidey. I would crawl around on the floor, pretending I was on the side of a building, looking for evel to thwart. Yeah I know, I'm awesome for being me.
Peace out, true believers!
EXCELSIOR!
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-11 21:59:30 EDT (#)
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I wouldnt have a super power I'd just like to cut off your fingers so you can't shit up this site anymore, and I can already do that.. whats your address again?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-11 21:43:08 EDT (#)
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god this gay
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:37:07 EDT (#)
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I'd have the culmitive powers to shit missles, vomit peni, make marzipan shapes of anything I wanted, grow the sweetest marajuana from my testicles, eat balogna, see, hear, and smell everything all at once as it is happening, swear cool, skin a bear, fly but on something untraditional like a giant pot leaf or a fat woman that just magically appears when I snap my fingers or whistle or something to that effect, eat anything, piss lava and or acid, greet people cordially, produce pussy moistening pheromones that hypnotises women and the occaisional gay man that I feel awkard looking in the eye cause I'm all man, be all man, make black people laugh, make vodoo dolls of people on commercials I hate so that I can stab them, fashionably wear plastic wrap and a bottle of windex so that people would always tell me that they used to think I was crazy but now they can see "your nuts" and then occaisionally squirt my nads with windex so people will say they used think I was crazy but now they can clearly see "your nuts", have some cool hobby and be super good at it like whittling or sub pump digging, talk to giant squid, build time machines, have pimples that explode with glitter when I pop them so that I could hit my enemies in the eyes with it like a cobra, grow the longest boogers, retractable ginzu sharp fingernails, squirt gizm from my tear ducts.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 03:16:52 EDT (#)
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So spiderman now represents America, these summits could be messy events now
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-10 01:49:20 EDT (#)
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anyone who hates Spidey hates America!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-10 01:34:26 EDT (#)
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OMG, PWND!!
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:26:37 EDT (#)
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then you must hate spider-man himself, since he's the one who first started calling himself spidey
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:23:58 EDT (#)
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Spidey?
I fucking hate people who use that term.
But I love you Frank.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-07-09 12:59:03 EDT (#)
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i work at a hotel too.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-09 12:14:39 EDT (#)
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Frank wants the awesome ability to suck his own cock.
You know, because even with super abilities, no one else would.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-09 12:10:41 EDT (#)
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HOW DO I SHOT WEB?
I'd like to be able to teleport. My lifetime goal of visiting every continent could be upgraded to "visit every COUNTRY" .. hell, every city.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-07-09 11:58:29 EDT (#)
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This should ever only be whispered into rayG's ears.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-09 11:52:38 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-09 11:38:41 EDT (#)
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the thought of you makes me ill
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:37:31 EDT (#)
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oh for fuck's sake, frank, go find a vagina.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-09 07:34:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-07-09 07:26:13 EDT (#)
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I always wanted the power to punch people over the phone or on the interweb as well.
That and to be able to become a ghost, ya know, invisible and able to walk through walls and stuff. Purely for pervy reasons of course.
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:50:08 EDT (#)
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For me, personally (and I think it is quite a subjective thing), I'd like to have a superhuman ability to punch people on the nose over the internet.
That'd be awesome.
Can you imagine it?
type type type, click click click, *THUMP!*
when i read that i almost fucking peed my pants laughing. I thought he was being serious at first. I was genuinely curious about what his super power would be. That was pretty damn funny bell.
I would want the power to manipulate time.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:47:23 EDT (#)
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ima chargin my lazor!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:34:17 EDT (#)
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I would like the power to -3 fucking shite posts like this one.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:53:52 EDT (#)
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Sorry frank; next time you're bored, just keep it to yourself.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:42:13 EDT (#)
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there is one mutant power I do seem to have, although I have yet to think of any practical aplications for it. it seems that every time I make burgers, when they finish cooking, they are always, ALWAYS exactly the same shape and size as the burger bun. there is no planning or preparation that goes into this, it just happens. and so far the only benefit to this power is that when I make a burger, I never have to take a bite that's only bun. go figure...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:42:02 EDT (#)
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Cheers
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:41:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:40:02 EDT (#)
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Does anyone know the name of the London client rep for HSBC Financial Products? I really need their email.
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shoveyourownheadupyourarse.at.hsbc.co.uk
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:40:02 EDT (#)
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Does anyone know the name of the London client rep for HSBC Financial Products? I really need their email.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:37:17 EDT (#)
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OMG THIS POST IS MAGIC.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:34:06 EDT (#)
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I imagined that would make it leave the front page.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:33:53 EDT (#)
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berg stole mah powerz!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:32:58 EDT (#)
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>push<
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:32:06 EDT (#)
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I'd have the power to knock things off the front page.
Oh.
Wait a second.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:31:40 EDT (#)
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wow, the power to give spontaneous +2s! now THAT's impressive! what'll you call yourself? Super 2? The Mighty Deuce?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:29:18 EDT (#)
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Indeed I do Frank, indeed I do.
I'm going to give you a PLUS 2 Baby!!one!
For no other reason that because I can.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:26:37 EDT (#)
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then you must hate spider-man himself, since he's the one who first started calling himself spidey
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:23:58 EDT (#)
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Spidey?
I fucking hate people who use that term.
But I love you Frank.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:22:55 EDT (#)
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For me, personally (and I think it is quite a subjective thing), I'd like to have a superhuman ability to punch people on the nose over the internet.
That'd be awesome.
Can you imagine it?
type type type, click click click, *THUMP!*
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:20:59 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I hate those guys too.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:19:19 EDT (#)
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at least I'm not a bitter, nasty ass hole like some people I could name
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:14:15 EDT (#)
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I don't even know where to begin.
Life just isn't for you is it frankie?