Can't bring me down. (775 hits)
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Submitted by loveinbrevity (View user info) at 2008-07-09 04:34:42 EDT
As I was getting ready for tonight someone phoned me and told me he would be there. I almost put
down my lipstick and put on my pj's. My mind began to race with memories of him. I went to the bathroom
and threw up. I haven't seen or heard from him since the split. I was heart broken and in shambles
for almost six months after it happened. I wasn't sure whether or not i was prepared to see him.
I thought about it for awhile. I am not a weak woman. Fuck this. Not only am i going but i'm going
to spite you.
He always used to talk about my hair. He loved my blonde curly hair. He thought it was the most
beautiful thing about me. I went to the store and bought a bottle of brown dye and a hair
straightener. I looked through my closet. I had to rummage through some boxes, but i mangaged to
find the dress you hated. I made sure to wear extra make-make up. I know how much he hates that.
I waltzed into the party. Everyone immediatly bombarded me with compliments about my hair and
make-up. I was witty and charming. I was the life of the party. We made eye contact from across the
room. He knew better than to speak to me. I felt really great about myself. Even though I looked
like shit to him. I was still the center of attention. I managed to have a great time. I acted
like i wasn't phased by his presence. Ex boyfriends suck, but I didn't let him bring me down. Go
me.
Included is a picture of my new hair.
User Reviews
Submitted by HerrSchniedelwichs (user info) at 2008-07-13 05:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gtfo
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-11 23:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
>sniff<
You know what?
It does kinda smell like ass around here.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-11 22:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, there's only room for one attention whore on this site, and orphelia's already sprayed her anal glands all over this one, so take a hike!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 13:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah, might catch something.
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-11 13:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bite me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It would make 99% of Uber users happy if you found a dark, quiet corner, curled up in it, and died.
Of course, that is asking the impossible from an attention whore.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When I think of sex and chocolate, I think of chicks. I love sex like a good American but chocolate is disgusting. I don't get why people want to eat something that looks and feels (I'm touching some right now) like shit. . . So...that said. I think of a chick. And whenever I've seen you write or rate...I don't know. People seem to think I'm a dude, so Idk.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*pee
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd peed in your butt.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should TOTALLY hook up with Shlongy for a smooth 69 session.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117587
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That would be MY fault.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-10 05:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do people think I'm a chick?
I wrote a post about jacking off in the car for fuck sake!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-10 04:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY BEATLES DAY!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 03:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this reads like its written by a retard, is that YOUR fault?
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-10 01:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not that old.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-09 23:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I thought sexual chocolate 84 (?) was a chick...
So an alter is someone who generally pisses everyone else off?
Kinda like that fat kid at McD's, you know that bitch has had enough.
Why's he got to flaunt the fact he's a fatass?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-09 22:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure you can.
It is 867-5309
Her name is Jenny by the way.
I'm off to bed now.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-09 22:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut the fuck up, Doodles.
The woman in the picture is old enough to be your mother.
Not that she's the poster, but still.
How would you like it if I spoke to your mom that way?
And can I get her number cause I'd really like to.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-09 21:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-09 15:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
RE:
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-09 14:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was perhaps the shittiest thing i have ever written in my life. This is a picture of my ex and the back of my head. It was taken almost a year ago. I do reside in America. I wasn't born here, but thats where I am now.
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I would like to point out these samples of your 'writing':
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117562
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117532
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117525 http://www.ubersite.com/m/117524
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117481
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117476
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117475
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117474
More can be seen here
http://www.ubersite.com/u/loveinbrevity
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-09 20:16:17 EDT (#)
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It's not my hair straightener. It's my lack of femininity. I couldn't figure out how to work the damn thing.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You go, Stifler's mom!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your hair straigtner sucks. get a GHD.
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-09 14:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is it a bad thing to show versatility and vary your subjects. I don't understand why being a "alter" is a bad thing.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-09 11:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off, alter.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have a very pretty face in this picture, alter or not. But if this is true, you realize you let him get to you more than anything you did could have possibly gotten to him? You dyed your hair to piss off an ex? Man up, woman..just be yourself.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-09 08:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice polka dots.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-09 07:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your formatting is fucking horrible! Did you write that on a Mac or a calculator or something?
I hate poncy fucking mac users, any of you use mac's? - Fucking sheep idiots.
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I use a mac and I have to say, none of my posts are formatted that badly.
All computers have an enter key and the option of using it as many times as needs be.
Macs kick ass. At least for graphic designing. They handle the adobe software so much more smoothly.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-09 07:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You've covered all the bases here: stupid subject described badly with poor writing and feebly presented in an horrid format, followed with a blurry picture complete with pathetic filename. Congratulations, you suck.
That said, your "What's an alter?" comment is a dead giveaway. Alter.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-09 07:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Go sisterhood!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-09 06:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
L.I.B you seem to take stuff to heart a bit. No one here knows you, everyone here enjoys belittling people, it's what we do.
Don't take it to heart, you're far too hot to be found with a belly full of bleach.
Your posts are actually alright, just that horrible formatting. uuuurrgghhh.
Show us your tits and you'll be fine.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-09 06:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Take it you're one of the Isheep then weazel?
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:51:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate poncy fucking mac users, any of you use mac's? - Fucking sheep idiots.
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Stupidest comment on Uber today so far.
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had no idea. I'm so sorry. I will do better. I promise. I am apparently an uber bitch and had no clue.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your formatting is fucking horrible! Did you write that on a Mac or a calculator or something?
I hate poncy fucking mac users, any of you use mac's? - Fucking sheep idiots.
Anyways, Shite formatting, half reasonable content.
Great tits.
I would.......rape you.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alter is short for Alternator - a generator of alternating current. Your posts are of varying quality in other words.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:24:17 EDT (#)
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You're not supposed to post more than once per day.
12 in the space of a week is pretty prolific.
Aim for quality over quantity, and rate lots of other posts to boost your popularity.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1 per day is the accepted rule, even though new posts knock the old ones off the front page its a piece of Uber etiquette that people get pretty angry about.
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how often are you supposed to post? Is there a limit that i wasn't aware of?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Alter" is short for "Alteration". It means you constantly adjust, modify or change the type of posts you make.
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you for clearing that up for me.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Alter" is short for "Altercation". It means you constantly get in fights/trouble for posting too often/badly then trying to defend yourself.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:04:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TOMORROW IS FUCKING BEATLES DAY!!!
EVERY post should be Beatles related. Every last stinking one of 'em.
http://www.beatlesday.tv/index.htm
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BDT.
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what does alter mean?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TOMORROW IS FUCKING BEATLES DAY!!!
EVERY post should be Beatles related. Every last stinking one of 'em.
http://www.beatlesday.tv/index.htm
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your formatting gives me a cramp.
If that is a picture of the person responsible for the long string of drab poorly written, but not entirely objectionable rapid fire posts - you have a terrific smile.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FJ... Beatles Day? Expand.
Whoever is running this alter? Stop.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, she's after a virgin LARPing hotel desk clerk, who wishes he was spiderman.
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Aren't we all?
*sighs and looks wistfully out the window*
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, she's after a virgin LARPing hotel desk clerk, who wishes he was spiderman.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because the title reminded my of the Beatles song 'Don't Let Me Down.' And tomorrow is Beatles Day. And I fucking LOVE the Beatles.
You're cute but this 'story' was naff.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
if you're looking for another future ex, drop me a line!
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
still wouldn't.
rob, comments?