Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"Work is the scourge of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. Is Tom Brokaw gonna BITCHS...
  2. who knows what goes on whe...
  3. EbolaMay For President.
  4. attn: science boffins: ris...
  5. United States, Bend Over -...
  6. Skiing in Dubai
  7. Blacks are allowed to be r...
  8. heey TTOm i have a question
  9. Fuck you fuck you fuck you...
  10. Mere Mortals (NSFW)
more...
Most Heated
  1. United States, Bend Over -... (88 heat)
  2. Fuck you fuck you fuck you... (72 heat)
  3. heey TTOm i have a question (39 heat)
  4. to: deadtost (or DII) (37 heat)
  5. I like to masturbate with ... (35 heat)
  6. Schadenfreude (35 heat)
  7. EbolaMay For President. (33 heat)
  8. Is Tom Brokaw gonna BITCHS... (29 heat)
  9. The BABES of PETA (29 heat)
  10. Stop! Weathertime, Colora... (22 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1142580 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (698181 hits)
  3. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (385569 hits)
  4. How To Pick Up Chicks (325392 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (304908 hits)
  6. Knockoff porn movie titles (300008 hits)
  7. My J-Date Misadventure (285975 hits)
  8. Licking A Bum's Ass (249361 hits)
  9. Badass Australian Cows (246671 hits)
  10. Totally Useless Facts (230860 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1453330 hits)
  2. Stanley Moore (1438877 hits)
  3. JMG114 (1377060 hits)
  4. Razor (1370301 hits)
  5. MickGinny (1282012 hits)
  6. loki (1059484 hits)
  7. Jonukah (971348 hits)
  8. weeeeep (921853 hits)
  9. SEXIST! (894062 hits)
  10. Cat Crooner Extraordinaire (881295 hits)
  11. Ubersite needs me! (874441 hits)
  12. Asian Men Love Me (872062 hits)
  13. Tom (830851 hits)
  14. Sideburns, MUHFUCKA (803868 hits)
  15. apollo88 (760030 hits)
  16. oy vey (753156 hits)
  17. T+I+G+E+R (747322 hits)
  18. Sorrell (741823 hits)
  19. Satan is my Motor (687948 hits)
  20. RON PAUL 2008! (682971 hits)
  21. HIDDEN101 (681807 hits)
  22. Sock Penis™ (675610 hits)
  23. Phil Phone (638302 hits)
  24. Banned (637946 hits)
  25. T to the ToM (625279 hits)
  26. iddqd (616007 hits)
  27. kaos-king (602694 hits)
  28. comicbookguy (585082 hits)
  29. ♥ (580774 hits)
  30. O (576789 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

Either Or (699 hits)

Category: Politics -> Iraq

Rating: 0.59 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by LovinMud (View user info) at 2008-07-09 08:20:43 EDT


I can't stand indecision.

The wife and I go through this all the time....what do you want for dinner, what do you want to do, where would you like to go?

I dunno, I don't care, whatever you want.

It drives me crazy, it's as if she feels expressing her true desire will upset me or sway me. Perhaps I invite it because I'm pretty accommodating. You see I really don't care what the decision is as long as there is one.

Perhaps that's the difference between male and female on the whole. We just want a decision where they want to weigh every option, make sure everyone's feelings have been taken into account and so on. But I'm not here to solve the Man Woman CoExistance SOP right now, maybe later.

Anyway, like I said...make a decision.

1) Biel or Beckinsale
2) Beer or Liquor
3) Left or Right
4) Ham or Turkey
5) Apples or Oranges
6) Mechanical pencil or Wood pencil
7) Newspaper or Internet
8) Upload or download
9) PC or MAC
10) IE or Firefox
11) Black or White
12) Google or Aks.com/Yahoo/Other
13) Burger or Hotdog
14) Corn: On the cob or off
15) NL or AL
16) Marvel or DC
17) AM or PM
18) Easy way or Hard way
19) Birth or Death
20) Soup or Salad
21) The Outsider or The Uniter
22) Summer or Winter
23) Spring or Fall
24) McCain or Obama
25) Hard or Soft
26) Oral or Anal
27) Science or English
28) Wood or Metal
29) Night or Day
30) Nirvana or Pearl Jam
31) Tool or APC
32) Cave or Waits
33) Farley or Belushi
34) Hedberg or Hicks
35) Survivorman or Man vs Wild
36) HBO or Cinemax
37) Hollister or A&F (fuck you if you even have an opinion on this one)
38) Guns or Swords
39) Upside down or Inside out
40) Peace or Love
41) Rock or Roll
42) PS or Paint
43) Whole or 2%
44) 37 or 73
45) Push or Pull

You don't have to play along or you could answer some or you could make an argument over one.

Either way, I love and respect you all.


gay or straight.JPG (23 kB)

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by HerrSchniedelwichs (user info) at 2008-07-13 05:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


1) Biel
2) Beer
3) Left
4) Ham
5) Oranges
6) Mechanical pencil
7) Newspaper
8) download
9) PC
10) Firefox
11) Black
12) Google
13) Hotdog
14) Corn: On the cob
15) NL
16) Marvel
17) PM
18) Hard way
19) Birth
20) Soup
21) The Outsider
22) Summer
23) Spring
24) Obama
25) Hard
26) Oral
27) Science
28) Metal
29) Night
30) Nirvana
31) Tool
32) Cave
33) Belushi
34) Hedberg
35) Survivorman
36) HBO
37) Hollister or A&F (fuck you if you even have an opinion on this one)
38) Guns
39) Inside out
40) Love
41) Roc
42) Paint
43) Whole
44) 37
45) Push

nice

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-12 14:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-09 11:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've never had an emotional/sexual connection with a woman, it's either or... I can't imagine getting with a chick that I was friends with. Seems weird to me, even though it shouldn't, I suppose.



society has swung to the left when someone feels guilty for not having homo feelings!




Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-09 21:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/41994

Similar, yet mine was more interesting...to me, anyway.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-09 20:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1) Biel
2) Beer
3) Right
4) Ham
5) Apples
6) Mechanical pencil
7) Internet
8) download
9) PC
10) Firefox
11) Black
12) Google
13) Burger
14) On the cob
15) AL
16) Marvel
17) PM
18) Hard way
19) Birth
20) Soup
21) The Outsider
22) Summer
23) Spring
24) Obama
25) Soft
26) Oral
27) Science
28) Metal
29) Night
30)
31) Tool
32) Cave
33) Belushi
34) Hedberg
35) Survivorman
36) HBO
37)
38) Guns
39) Upside down
40) Peace
41) Rock
42) PS
43)
44) 73
45) Push

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-09 16:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is this the lesbian post?

There was another one way down the page but it petered out, pardon the pun.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-09 16:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-09 11:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've never had an emotional/sexual connection with a woman, it's either or... I can't imagine getting with a chick that I was friends with. Seems weird to me, even though it shouldn't, I suppose.
===
That usually seems weird to me too. In a way, I don't think it's all that different from male friends I love dearly but am not attracted to. While there have been occasions where things have happened between girlfriends, I don't usually 'become' attracted to females, it's usually someone I meet who holds some sort of ultra-feminine mystique that I'm instantly attracted to and I think of her in that light from the start. More than once, a girl like that has then become a good friend, and the sexual attraction faded but the friendship grew. Funny, my attraction to men happens in the opposite way a lot of the time- more than once, I've fallen for a very close friend.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-09 16:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-09 16:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Strawberry Hill is for closet cases like you. Class ladies like me prefer MD 20/20.
---------------------------------------------------------

Quit lying, you know what you meant to say is "Wild Irish Rose"

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-09 16:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Strawberry Hill is for closet cases like you. Class ladies like me prefer MD 20/20.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-09 15:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

1) Biel or Beckinsale - huh?
2) Beer or Liquor - Wine
3) Left or Right - Left
4) Ham or Turkey - ham
5) Apples or Oranges - apples
6) Mechanical pencil or Wood pencil - wood
7) Newspaper or Internet - internet
8) Upload or download - download
9) PC or MAC - mac
10) IE or Firefox - safari
11) Black or White - black
12) Google or Aks.com/Yahoo/Other - google
13) Burger or Hotdog - burger
14) Corn: On the cob or off - on
15) NL or AL - huh?
16) Marvel or DC - neither
17) AM or PM - PM
18) Easy way or Hard way - easy
19) Birth or Death - birth
20) Soup or Salad - soup
21) The Outsider or The Uniter - I am the uniter
22) Summer or Winter - summer
23) Spring or Fall - spring
24) McCain or Obama - obama
25) Hard or Soft - hard
26) Oral or Anal - oral
27) Science or English - English
28) Wood or Metal - metal
29) Night or Day - night
30) Nirvana or Pearl Jam - Nirvana
31) Tool or APC - huh?
32) Cave or Waits - huh?
33) Farley or Belushi -huh
34) Hedberg or Hicks - huh?
35) Survivorman or Man vs Wild - survivorman
36) HBO or Cinemax - hbo
37) Hollister or A&F (fuck you if you even have an opinion on this one) - huh?
38) Guns or Swords - gun
39) Upside down or Inside out - inside out
40) Peace or Love - love
41) Rock or Roll - roll
42) PS or Paint - paint
43) Whole or 2% - 2%
44) 37 or 73 - 37
45) Push or Pull - pull

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-09 14:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dude two bottles of Strawberry Hill and you can see all of Jeannneees "inner workings"

i heard

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-09 12:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-09 12:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1) Beckinsale
2) Beer
3) Right
4) Turkey
5) Apples
6) Mechanical
7) Internet
8) download
9) MAC
10) Firefox
11) Black
12) Google
13) Hotdog
14) ON
15) NL
16) no preference
17) PM
18) Easy way
19) Birth
20) Salad
21) The Uniter
22) Summer
23) Fall - football!
24) Obama
25) Hard
26) Oral
27) English
28) Wood
29) Night
30) Nirvana
31) Tool
32) Waits
33) Belushi
34) Hicks
35) Survivorman
36) HBO
37) Banana Republic
38) Guns
39) Upside down
40) Love
41) Rock
42) Paint
43) Skim
44) 73
45) Pull
======================
a rare insight into the inner workings of Jeannnenennneneene, Plus fucking TWO!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-09 12:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1) Beckinsale
2) Beer
3) Right
4) Turkey
5) Apples
6) Mechanical
7) Internet
8) download
9) MAC
10) Firefox
11) Black
12) Google
13) Hotdog
14) ON
15) NL
16) no preference
17) PM
18) Easy way
19) Birth
20) Salad
21) The Uniter
22) Summer
23) Fall - football!
24) Obama
25) Hard
26) Oral
27) English
28) Wood
29) Night
30) Nirvana
31) Tool
32) Waits
33) Belushi
34) Hicks
35) Survivorman
36) HBO
37) Banana Republic
38) Guns
39) Upside down
40) Love
41) Rock
42) Paint
43) Skim
44) 73
45) Pull


Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-09 12:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



1) Beckinsale
2) Beer!!!!
3) Left
4) Neither, I'm a vegetarian
5) Apples
6) Wood pencil
7) Internet
8) download
9) PC
10) Firefox
11) Black
12) Google
13) again, vegetarian
14) Corn: off
15) NL
16) Marvel
17) PM
18) Easy way
19) Birth
20) Salad
21) The Outsider
22) Winter
23) Fall
24) Obama
25) Hard
26) Oral
27) Science
28) Wood
29) Night
30) Nirvana
31) Tool
32) Waits
33) Belushi
34) Hedberg
35) Man vs Wild
36) HBO
37) None
38) Guns
39) Upside down
40) Love
41) Rock
42) PS
43) 2%
44) 37
45) Pull

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-09 11:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Well that's the thing, cornnugget..I identify like you do, I consider myself straight, it's relatively rare that I hook up with a woman, but I can't possibly say I won't again. I know some people only consider the sexual aspect, but with me emotion and intimacy are generally connected, so if I know I won't have committed relationships with women, then is it accurate to say I'm bi? It's not such an issue that I think it would ever cause problems in a committed relationship with a man, or a marriage. But is it strictly based on my sexual orientation at any time? This is not the first woman I've had an experience with, but she was the first woman I was ever attracted to, years ago, and I feel like I just got my girl- who also identifies as straight, by the way. It's relatively rare that I'm so attracted to women that I take that step. So I don't personally feel compelled to identify with a label just for the sake of it, but people undoubtedly have different opinions about what that label should be.

***

I've never had an emotional/sexual connection with a woman, it's either or... I can't imagine getting with a chick that I was friends with. Seems weird to me, even though it shouldn't, I suppose.

Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1) Biel
2) Beer
3) Right
4) Ham
5) Apples
6) Wood pencil
7) Internet
8) download
9) PC
10) IE
11) White
12) Google
13) Burger
14) Corn: On the cob
15) NL or AL ???
16) Marvel
17) AM
18) Easy way
19) Death
20) Soup
21) The Outsider
22) Summer
23) Fall
24) Obama
25) Hard
26) Oral
27) Sciences
28) Metal
29) Day
30) Pearl Jam
31) APC
32) Waits
33) Belushi
34) Hicks
35) Man vs Wild
36) HBO
37) Hollister
38) Swords
39) Inside out
40) Love
41) Roll
42) Paint
43) 2%
44) 37
45) Push

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just moved.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know the funny thing is 4 days a week I essentially travel from where you are to where bob is and back again.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

tri-state area representin' below

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you would know, fag

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's getting really gay in here.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Well that's the thing, cornnugget..I identify like you do, I consider myself straight, it's relatively rare that I hook up with a woman, but I can't possibly say I won't again. I know some people only consider the sexual aspect, but with me emotion and intimacy are generally connected, so if I know I won't have committed relationships with women, then is it accurate to say I'm bi? It's not such an issue that I think it would ever cause problems in a committed relationship with a man, or a marriage. But is it strictly based on my sexual orientation at any time? This is not the first woman I've had an experience with, but she was the first woman I was ever attracted to, years ago, and I feel like I just got my girl- who also identifies as straight, by the way. It's relatively rare that I'm so attracted to women that I take that step. So I don't personally feel compelled to identify with a label just for the sake of it, but people undoubtedly have different opinions about what that label should be.

Good for you, FJ..it's rarer to hear that from men. I think it's ridiculous that often times, as soon as a guy admits that even once he's ever had an experience with a man, he tends to be labelled gay in some peoples' minds, but women can do what they want and it's just 'experimentation.'

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whats up with the weird spacing, Scourge?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1) Biel or Beckinsale - I don't know what these are?
2) Beer and Liquor
3) Right

5) Oranges usually
6) Wood pencil
7) Internet
8) download
9) PC
10) IE or Firefox
11) White
12) Google

14) On the cob
15) NL

17) PM
18) Hard way
19) Birth
20) Salad

22) Winter
23) Fall
24) Obama
25) Hard
26) Oral
27) Science
28) Wood
29) Night
30) Nirvana
31) Tool
32) Waits
33) Belushi
34) Hedberg
35) Survivorman

39) Upside downout
40) Peace
41) Rock
42) Paint
43) 2%
44) 73
45) Push

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1) Biel
2) Beer
3) middle
4) roast beast
5) oranges
6) roller ball pen
7) Internet
8) download
9) eh, whatever
10) Firefox
11) black AND white
12) Google
13) Burger
14) Corn: On the cob
15) NHL
16) are you a pimply cellar dweller?
17) PM
18) Easy way
19) Birth
20) Salad
21) outsider
22) Summer
23) Fall
24) your mom
25) Hard
26) Oral
27) English
28) Metal
29) Night
30) Nirvana
31) Tool
32) Waits
33) Farley
34) Hedberg
35) Man vs Wild
36) HBO
37) are you an overindulged spoiled teen ager?
38) Guns
39) Upside down
40) Love
41) Rock
42) PS
43) yuck
44) 42
45) in and out


Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

OK well what am I if I am only relationshippy attracted to men but have been spending quality time with a woman lately, and once she moves away I have no idea when I'll be so attracted to a woman again that I'll act on it? Not exactly bisexual, at least not in general practice, and not in the closet about any of it, but often attracted to women from a distance..can women hook up with women and still be entirely straight?

***

Well if you hook up with a woman you'd be bi, right?

But I'm straight but I've had experiences otherwise, but I don't consider myself bi.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Love you too, Muddy.













ATTN: GHEY MENZ!

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am similar to you Saccy in that I would only ever be 'involved' properly with a woman, but I enjoy fooling about with guys from time to time.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i hear ya

i'm currently straight but it could be that i've never seen a dick that i felt the need to touch other than my own

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

OK well what am I if I am only relationshippy attracted to men but have been spending quality time with a woman lately, and once she moves away I have no idea when I'll be so attracted to a woman again that I'll act on it? Not exactly bisexual, at least not in general practice, and not in the closet about any of it, but often attracted to women from a distance..can women hook up with women and still be entirely straight?

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It depends what mood I'm in.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you can't be gay and straight

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-09 14:43:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 1

Filename: I am both.
~~~~~~~~
Me too!

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

there are no bowls

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What can I do today while I'm at work?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Filename: I am both.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh that's it...you're out of the will

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

for the ladies


12PM is still day time

12AM is still night time


thank you for using your brains, having boobs

***

Okay, but tell me, what are plastic bowls made out of?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Thank you for using your creativity to create a whole 'nother question that in essence is the same question, meatgazer.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

beer before liquor = never sicker

liquor before beer = in the clear

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

for the ladies


12PM is still day time

12AM is still night time


thank you for using your brains, having boobs

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1) Biel or Beckinsale - Beckinsale in Van Helsing
2) Beer or Liquor - Beer THEN liquor
3) Left or Right - Right
4) Ham or Turkey - Turkey
5) Apples or Oranges - Oranges
6) Mechanical pencil or Wood pencil - Wood
7) Newspaper or Internet - Newspaper
8) Upload or download - Upload
9) PC or MAC - PC
10) IE or Firefox - Firefox
11) Black or White - White
12) Google or Aks.com/Yahoo/Other - Yahoo
13) Burger or Hotdog - Cheeseburger
14) Corn: On the cob or off - Cobbed

17) AM or PM - PM
18) Easy way or Hard way - Hard way
19) Birth or Death - Birth
20) Soup or Salad - Soup

22) Summer or Winter - Winter
23) Spring or Fall - AUTUMN

25) Hard or Soft - Soft
26) Oral or Anal - Oral
27) Science or English - English
28) Wood or Metal - Wood
29) Night or Day - Night

38) Guns or Swords - Swords
39) Upside down or Inside out - Inside out?
40) Peace or Love - Love
41) Rock or Roll - Sex
42) PS or Paint - Paint
43) Whole or 2% - Hole
44) 37 or 73 - 37
45) Push or Pull - Push

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not that anyone cares, but I ran out of other things to do, so I'll do this to amuse myself. <3


1) Biel or Beckinsale --I don't know what these are.
2) Beer or Liquor -- Beer, but I'm cutting back
3) Left or Right -- Left is much cooler, but I'm a righty
4) Ham or Turkey -- Oh god, sick
5) Apples or Oranges -- Oranges
6) Mechanical pencil or Wood pencil -- wood!
7) Newspaper or Internet -- come on, you're asking UBER this?
8) Upload or download -- Download
9) PC or MAC -- PC
10) IE or Firefox -- IE
11) Black or White -- Black
12) Google or Aks.com/Yahoo/Other -- Google, but nobody talks to me now.
13) Burger or Hotdog -- Burger. Or hotdog. Oh, you pick.
14) Corn: On the cob or off -- ON THE COB! haha get it?
15) NL or AL -- What?
16) Marvel or DC -- Gay
17) AM or PM -- PM
18) Easy way or Hard way -- Easy FTW
19) Birth or Death -- Birth
20) Soup or Salad -- Ensalada
21) The Outsider or The Uniter -- Neither
22) Summer or Winter -- Summer
23) Spring or Fall -- Spring. Fall.
24) McCain or Obama -- Obama
25) Hard or Soft -- Hard
26) Oral or Anal -- I can't answer this just in case my mom reads it.
27) Science or English -- English
28) Wood or Metal -- Wood
29) Night or Day -- You already asked this, jackass.
30) Nirvana or Pearl Jam -- Nirvana
31) Tool or APC -- Both are great, but probably APC
32) Cave or Waits -- Waits melts my heart
33) Farley or Belushi -- Farley
34) Hedberg or Hicks -- Hedberg was so funny. :(
35) Survivorman or Man vs Wild -- They seem the same to me.
36) HBO or Cinemax -- I have neither :(
37) Hollister or A&F (fuck you if you even have an opinion on this one)-- Well this is a lose lose situation.
38) Guns or Swords-- Swords because guns scare me.
39) Upside down or Inside out -- Inside out
40) Peace or Love -- Love
41) Rock or Roll -- Oh come on
42) PS or Paint -- PS
43) Whole or 2% -- Sick
44) 37 or 73 -- 37 is younger
45) Push or Pull -- Push


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

1) Beckinsale
2) Liquor
3) Left
4) Ham or Turkey bleh, whatever
5) Oranges
6) Wood pencil
7) Newspaper for the crossword, everything else Internet
8) Upload or download BOTH YOU LEECHES
9) PC
10) Firefox
11) Black
12) Google
13) Burger
14) Corn: On the cob
15) NL GO PHILS WOO
16) Marvel or DC I don't care
17) PM
18) Easy way or Hard way DEPENDS
19) Birth
20) Salad
21) The Outsider or The Uniter I ADORE THEM BOTH
22) Winter
23) Spring or Fall BOTH
24)Obama
25) Hard or Soft BOTH
26) Oral
27) English
28) Wood or Metal BOTH
29) Night or Day WE ALREADY DID THIS ONE
30) Nirvana or Pearl Jam BOTH
31) Tool
32) Cave or Waits oooooooooh tough one
33) Farley
34) Hedberg
35) Survivorman or Man vs Wild either
36) HBO
37) Hollister or A&F (fuck you if you even have an opinion on this one) NEITHER
38) Swords
39) Inside out
40) Love
41) Rock or Roll BOTH
42) PS
43) Whole or 2% SKIM
44) 73
45) Pull



Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

15) NHL

======

good call

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

1) Beckinsale
2) Liquor
3) Right
4) Turkey
5) Apples
6) Wood pencil
7) Internet
8) download
9) PC
10) Firefox
11) Black
12) Google
13) Burger
14) Corn: On the cob
15) NHL
16) Marvel
17) PM
18) Easy way
19) Birth
20) Salad
21) The Outsider
22) Summer
23) Fall
24) McCain
25) Hard
26) Oral
27) Science
28) Wood
29) Night
30) Nirvana
31) Tool
32) Cave
33) Belushi
34) Hicks
35) Three sheets
36) Cinemax
37) Lucky
38) Guns
39) Upside down
40) Love
41) Rock
42) Paint
43) 2%
44) 37
45) Push


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sense is subjective

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm bored....

1) I don't care
2) Beer
3) Right
4) Turkey
5) Oranges
6) Wood pencil
7) Newspaper
8) download
9) PC
10) Firefox
11) White
12) Google
13) Burger
14) Corn: On the cob
15) NL
16) Marvel
17) PM
18) Hard way
19) Birth
20) Soup
21) The Outsider
22) Winter
23) Spring
24) McCain
25) Hard
26) Oral
27) Science
28) Metal
29) Night
30) Pearl Jam
31) Tool
32) Waits
33) Belushi
34) Hicks
35) Survivorman
36) Cinemax
37) Huh?
38) Guns
39) Upside down
40) Peace
41) Rock
42) Paint
43) Whole
44) 73
45) Push

There.
Most of these made no sense.


Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Anyway, like I said...make a decision.

1) Biel
much hotter

2) Liquor
it's quicker

3) Right
now!

4) Turkey
with pepper lettuce and tomato

5) Apples
crunchy

6) Mechanical pencil
any true gamer knows this one

7) Internet
well hell i'm responding to this so guess

8) download
Pirates are cool

9) PC
Mac got dumped by Drew Barrymore

10) Firefox
Mozilla rules

11) Black
I look better in black

12) Google
There are other engines?

13) Burger
one pound of charcoal grilled beef

14) Corn
in a can, I am lazy

15) NL or AL
Neither Baseball sucks

16) DC
DC and i'll tell you why

Batman


17) PM
I am not a morning person

18) Easy way
Easy way, hell why bother with a hard way if there is an easy way?

19) Birth
Kids are cool

20) Salad
I usually get a steak with mine

21) The Outsider
I am too divisive to be the uniter

22) Summer or Winter
Winter here is like summer in other places

23) Spring or Fall
Fall, no allergies

24) McCain or Obama
I haven't decided yet

25) Hard or Soft
Right now? semi

26) Oral or Anal
Oral

27) Science
Science fiction

28) Wood or Metal
depends on what I am building

29) Night
you can only see the stars at night

30) Nirvana or Pearl Jam
Neither they both suck

31) Tool or APC
see previous answer

32) Cave or Waits
see previous answer

33) Belushi
Ladies and gentlemen, THE BLUES BROTHRS!

34) Hedberg or Hicks
Who cares?

35) Survivorman or Man vs Wild
see question 32

36) Cinemax
Skinemax

37) Hollister or A&F (fuck you if you even have an opinion on this one)
see question 35

38) Guns or Swords
I have and can use both

39) Upside down
Upside down, on a rollercoaster

40) Peace or Love
Can't we have both?

41) Rock or Roll
Yes

42) PS or Paint
Yes

43) Whole or 2%
Whole

44) 37 or 73
neither... 69

45) Push
push is more useful in a fight

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ant or Dec?

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why not? Got nothing better to do.

1) Biel or Beckinsale BIEL
2) Beer or Liquor BEER
3) Left or Right RIGHT
4) Ham or Turkey HAM
5) Apples or Oranges ORANGES
6) Mechanical pencil or Wood pencil WOOD
7) Newspaper or Internet NEWSPAPER
8) Upload or download DOWNLOAD
9) PC or MAC PC
10) IE or Firefox FIREFOX
11) Black or White BLACK
12) Google or Aks.com/Yahoo/Other GOOGLE
13) Burger or Hotdog BURGER
14) Corn: On the cob or off ON
15) NL or AL ?
16) Marvel or DC DON'T READ COMICS
17) AM or PM PM
18) Easy way or Hard way EASY
19) Birth or Death DEATH
20) Soup or Salad SOUP
21) The Outsider or The Uniter OUTSIDER
22) Summer or Winter SUMMER
23) Spring or Fall SPRING
24) McCain or Obama OBAMA
25) Hard or Soft HARD
26) Oral or Anal ORAL
27) Science or English ENGLISH
28) Wood or Metal WOOD
29) Night or Day NIGHT
30) Nirvana or Pearl Jam NIRVANA
31) Tool or APC ?
32) Cave or Waits CAVE
33) Farley or Belushi BELUSHI
34) Hedberg or Hicks HICKS
35) Survivorman or Man vs Wild ?
36) HBO or Cinemax HBO
37) Hollister or A&F (fuck you if you even have an opinion on this one) ?
38) Guns or Swords GUNS
39) Upside down or Inside out UPSIDE DOWN
40) Peace or Love LOVE
41) Rock or Roll ROLL
42) PS or Paint PAINT
43) Whole or 2% ARE YOU TALKING MILK? SEMI-SKIMMED
44) 37 or 73 73
45) Push or Pull PULL


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-09 08:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahahahaha

touche

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-09 08:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-09 08:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1) Biel or Beckinsale- Either
2) Beer or Liquor- Beer
3) Left or Right-Either
4) Ham or Turkey -Ham
5) Apples or Oranges -Oranges
6) Mechanical pencil or Wood pencil-Mechanical
7) Newspaper or Internet -Internet
8) Upload or download -Download
9) PC or MAC -PC you smug fuckers you.
10) IE or Firefox -IE see above
11) Black or White -either
12) Google or Aks.com/Yahoo/Other-Any
13) Burger or Hotdog -Either
14) Corn: On the cob or off -Cob
15) NL or AL-I don't know what this means, but I'll go with NL, since AL reminds me of Alabama, where I was yesterday, which sucks.
16) Marvel or DC -Marvel
17) AM or PM -PM
18) Easy way or Hard way-Hardway
19) Birth or Death-Same fuckin thing.
20) Soup or Salad -Salad
21) The Outsider or The Uniter-Who?
22) Summer or Winter -Summer
23) Spring or Fall-Equal
24) McCain or Obama -Obama
25) Hard or Soft -Depends on context
26) Oral or Anal -Depends on context
27) Science or English -English
28) Wood or Metal -Wood
29) Night or Day -Night
30) Nirvana or Pearl Jam-Nirvana
31) Tool or APC-TOOL.
32) Cave or Waits -Dunno.
33) Farley or Belushi-Dunno.
34) Hedberg or Hicks-Hicks
35) Survivorman or Man vs Wild-Survivorman seems more "realer"
36) HBO or Cinemax -Showtime
37) Hollister or A&F (fuck you if you even have an opinion on this one)
38) Guns or Swords-Guns
39) Upside down or Inside out-Equal
40) Peace or Love- Same for me.
41) Rock or Roll- Yin/Yang?
42) PS or Paint- I like paint.
43) Whole or 2%- Whole.
44) 37 or 73-Depends on context.
45) Push or Pull-Depends on context



Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very
valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?

Homer: I have misplaced my pants.

Bart After Dark