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Work after vacation sucks ass! (233 hits)

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Rating: -1 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Traxadron (View user info) at 2008-07-09 09:37:45 EDT


I took off the whole week last week. Left town on Thursday and came back Sunday night.
Even though this was only a 4 day getaway, it was felt very nice to be out of town in the middle of wilderness.

First few hours of work were Ok, but by noon, my vacation was sucked right out of me and I went back to being sleepy as fuck and bored to hell.

I hate work, what a waste of time.

This is not funny, but the what did you expect? An elephant swimming in your back yard? A free skate board?? A $40 gas card? Fuck you, go work for your own money you fags!
And don't look at me, I will not give you free Vodka.

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-09 12:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

yes. yes it does.

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-09 12:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

What is it with all the damn elephant references today?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-09 11:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't expect you to do it because you put no effort into this website, but i'd really like to know your mental process through the entire production phase of this post, from conception to creation.

Why did you choose to make it?

Knowing it was a waste of time and worthy of no more than a -2, why did you click 'submit'?

Mysteries for the sands of time...

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes.


Yes it does.




Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Quit your job. Just walk away. Stop working if you hate it so. In a few weeks you'll be homeless and filthy, but you won't have to waste all that time working. And, and, wait, and... BONUS! It will actually make your current willingness to suck a stranger's cock for a Big Mac appear justified because you're homeless!

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd never thought about it like that before. I'm usually gagging to get back to work.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

and really, why must it be said? we're all aware of this shit. go eat a dick and choke on some excrement.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

your title actually covers the subject in totality, i mean seriously, what more needs be said?

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This post left me sleepy as fuck and bored to hell.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort that he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with a lot of other things, so that he has a difficulty in laying his hands upon it. Now the skilful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his brain-attic. He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing his work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect order. It is a mistake to think that that little room has elastic walls and can distend to any extent. Depend upon it - there comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before. It is of the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out the useful ones.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

40 is almost half a tank

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-09 09:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

can you give me some entertainment?

plus two for me just getting back from a mini-vacation too.

fuck work in its purple donkey asshole.


Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma