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Submitted by Miss_Collins <californiagrl90210.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-07-09 16:59:07 EDT


This is me after a nights partying and smoking.

Us college gurls know how to party !!

Melol.jpg (27 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-11 19:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sober again.. you missed your opertunity

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-07-11 18:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-09 22:04:28 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

no one this stupid is real.
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:(




Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-11 17:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

omg grrl I am so jelus of ur hair and lipstick and makeup I want 2 b skinny just like u! amazing! way to go, u kick ass keep shakin the hatrs!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 16:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-09 22:04:28 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

no one this stupid is real.


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Ahem...


Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-11 16:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-10 22:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

remember my list of things that would need to happen befire id fuck you?

Well in reality its not as long as i thought it would be. i drank about 12 beers and you are my last option... whats your number?
...............................................................................................


:D

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-10 22:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

remember my list of things that would need to happen befire id fuck you?

Well in reality its not as long as i thought it would be. i drank about 12 beers and you are my last option... whats your number?

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my goal one day is to be addicted to crack and have a beehive. probably doesn't help that i cut my hair.

_____________________________


=D


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my goal one day is to be addicted to crack and have a beehive. probably doesn't help that i cut my hair.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That chick looks like she's one of the "meat and potatoes" variety.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

katy looks like amy winehouse on speed, which is all the time

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-10 14:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

choke.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-10 14:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-10 14:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You put inion in there with that load of skanks? Ouch.
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actually i find that mildly amusing. i'd almost find it flattering if i didn't know that he basically means pretty girls with no brains kinda sets the standard :(

i'm tempted to camwhore again, something about the directory, but fuck that noise.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-10 14:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nothing to see here, move along.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-10 14:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You put inion in there with that load of skanks? Ouch.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-10 13:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

motherfucker

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-10 13:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You know what would make this picture look better? A big red handprint on your cheek.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this is just horrific.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-10 04:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It is like somebody went out and found everything that is awful, everything that is just empty horrid fear and running and shouting and screaming and just everything that you just want to get away from in life, put a cigarette in its hand and took a picture.

God this is all so depressing. I'll have to spend hours looking at pictures of kittens before I'll be able to get any work done today.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 04:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you have to be pretty sad to look through all of those































and all of them look a tad rough ;)


Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-10 04:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Phallic that is the best list of slags I've ever seen...

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-10 01:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

doodles I'm going to rape you.. that is all

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-10 00:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OH EM GEE!!!!! A fucking midget!
That's awesome!


Maybe she's been seen at www.xxxmidgetporn.com????
(You can't tell how tall she is obviously, but the forehead, tteeeeeny tiny hands that make the cigarette look like a lamppost, and the elbow bend the size of a down-syndromed infant kind of give it away. )

haha, awesomeness.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-09 23:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Attn: Fucking Retard.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/38160
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75655
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116563

This has been done once or twice before.




Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-09 21:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

jeez.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-09 20:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Trying to hard to be funny below.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-09 20:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is what would need to happen in order for me to willingly have sex with you:

1. Put me in a cave with no light, no human contact, and barely enough food and fresh water to survive for a period of no less than 18 months.

2. Remove my brain from my skull

3. Float my brain in Everclear for 6 hours

4. Return my alcohol logged brain to my body

5. Give me an IV of pure liquid viagra

6. Gouge my eyes out

7. Tell me your name is experima

8. Save me the trouble and kill me after

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-09 18:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Apparently, you also look like you have to take a giant shit when you're drunk, too.

PS. Show me some hole or GTFO

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-09 18:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll never be drunk enough to fuck you

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Apparently I'm mean when I work.





Slut.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can honestly say I have big tits, a vagina and blond hair and I am still smarter than these tards put together in one big retard smoothie...
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I don't see blonde hair

Or big tits.

Try again.

Or don't.

But if you do make sure it is on a Tueday.

Tuesdays are Try Again Tuesdays.

Much better than Fuck Off Mondays

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



**************

Submitted by Miss_Collins (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This photo is from my facebook actually, so you losers can say what you like
*************

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i've seen that picture before, either that or all you scumbag retarded cum bucket bitches look the same.

i can almost smell your festering herpes ridden cunt from here.

<gags>



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

are you a midget or do you have an extraordinarily big head??


Alterific!

Submitted by Miss_Collins (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This photo is from my facebook actually, so you losers can say what you like.

Submitted by Miss_Collins (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What do you mean by real?

Of course I'm real.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

youse is ugly.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i hope you die of cancer

slow, painful, lung cancer.

not that you're real of course.

no one this stupid is real.



Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DIARREAH

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tweezed your brows a bit to much, and if you ever made that face at me I would spit beer at you

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The alters aren't getting any better.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hi, <insert familiar username>!

Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your dad would be very proud, I'm sure.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

someone's used this picture for an alter before.

jesus, talk about full circle.

i've been here way too long.



Submitted by Miss_Collins (user info) at 2008-07-09 16:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Stern face !


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lose.

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