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Fun with words, what's the connection? (501 hits)

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Rating: -0.8 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Brad (View user info) at 2008-07-09 22:58:13 EDT


A man, a plan, a canal. Panama.

A Toyota's a Toyota.

Never odd or even.

Now I won!

Sit on a potato pan otis.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-11 17:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I FINALLY see the connection.

Those are words- and you're a fucking idiot.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 16:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:08:28 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

jesus fucking christ

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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Here's where you stole this from--Weird Al Yankovic--the "BOB" song

I, man, am regal a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi", I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh, no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies -- run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog


Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

boob

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

only a super genius could ever have solved this riddle.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

would that be incest or rape


or both?

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

jesus fucking christ

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

-1 not expecting amateur Literazis to know what a fucking palindrome is.

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I remember learning about these in fifth grade.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-10 09:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

-0.41 on 14 reviews

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-10 09:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-09 23:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i really didnt think it would be solved that quickly.
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Are you mentally challenged?

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 09:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

racecar.

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-07-10 09:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-10 08:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

pretty stupid; fucking silly

hey! how come mine don't werk?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-10 08:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They're all palindromes.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-10 08:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, it really took me ages to work out that they were palindromes.

Try again, assface.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-10 07:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

star a rats

jesus, im really bad at this.

Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2008-07-10 05:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wow lol wow

Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-10 04:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-09 23:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Palindromes, good job, i really didnt think it would be solved that quickly.
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See despite appearances to the contrary there are actually intelligent signs of life around uber, they just dont show themselves all that often.

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-10 00:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i minus 2 myself. flesym 2 sunim i.
That was genius.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-09 23:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-09 23:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Palindromes, good job, i really didnt think it would be solved that quickly.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-09 23:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

pallindrome

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-09 23:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what are those called, where they read the same both ways? That's gonna drive me ape shit.


Fuck.


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The Boy Who Knew Too Much