A Gift for Obama (975 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: -0.31 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-07-10 18:47:52 EDT
Regarding Barack Obama, Jesse Jackson says into open microphone, "I wanna cut his nuts off."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quch7x3R6gw
Obama, your worries are over. I've got you covered!
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-25 21:07:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-25 21:04:57 EDT (#)
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Just to further my point:
RACISTS/DISCRIMINATORY/ANTI-OBAMA(goes back to racist)ETC... POSTS BY JACK:
1. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118305
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118112
3. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118090
4. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117913
5. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117808
6. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117641
7. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117614
8. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117591
9. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117554
10. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117505
11. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117364 (the very fact that you LIKE scalia)
12. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117316
13. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117303
14. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258
15. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117174
16. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117136
17. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117084
17 OUT OF YOUR LAST 40 POSTS.
you have issues.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-13 05:42:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 19:55:17 EDT (#)
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Relax, don't do it. Everybody goes through it.
What song is that from anyway? I forgot.
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That'll me Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
Bubba makes himself look a cock AGAIN on a JM post.
The man is a loser.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-12 16:57:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-07-12 12:26:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2008-07-11 23:37:47 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2008-07-11 13:24:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-11 10:59:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-11 10:31:19 EDT (#)
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A gift for Jack McCallum -2
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-11 04:34:55 EDT (#)
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just stick to writing stories, outsider.
this shit just makes you look like a lonely, catherding sanfran faggot in denial.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-11 04:27:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-07-11 04:05:46 EDT (#)
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Rant has been delivered: http://www.ubersite.com/m/117595
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-11 03:52:57 EDT (#)
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Those things just look uncomfortable, I know we wear thongs but we dont have the whole package at the front to have to contend with.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-07-11 00:59:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-10 22:16:20 EDT (#)
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Diddles, what the fuck would you know about "ages?"
Fine, buttlick, just wait for Bart's post about Obama so you can suck up again.
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If it wasn't a word, Newspeak made it one.
Big Brother is watching.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 22:19:00 EDT (#)
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I don't rate bart's posts actually.
Although I bet it would be funnier than a cup.
But not by much.
But by enough.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-10 22:16:20 EDT (#)
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Diddles, what the fuck would you know about "ages?"
Fine, buttlick, just wait for Bart's post about Obama so you can suck up again.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 22:13:47 EDT (#)
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Unfunny has been a 'word' for ages bubba.
Just so you know.
Don't take uber so seriously and get all butthurt.
srsly.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-10 22:12:28 EDT (#)
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Hahaha
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-10 21:58:06 EDT (#)
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true
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-10 21:54:30 EDT (#)
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There's no reason to spend 5 years studying Philosophy/Law unless you're going to sound like a pretentious dick over the internet.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-10 21:45:58 EDT (#)
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Your "objective thinking" disgusts me, college boy.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-10 21:41:35 EDT (#)
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ANyone who thinks there is a clear delineation between productive and destructive behaviour and that that delineation is somehow reflected in choices of political philosophy needs their head examined with an axe.
I would challenge anyone that either likes or dislikes a political candidate to switch the political philosophies of the two runners (McCain and Obama) and see what criticisms would hold up and which would be discarded as irrelevant, personal attacks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 21:19:48 EDT (#)
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Who is this "Obama" dude you speak of?
Did he just get called up by the A's from Triple A???
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-10 21:10:19 EDT (#)
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actually I said unfunny first.
it was already in common usage when i used it though, i didn't make it up or anything
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-07-10 20:59:17 EDT (#)
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I am not "BartBart", but he sounds like a good shit if he called your dumbass out.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2008-07-10 20:55:55 EDT (#)
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Awww, which alter are you being?
Looks like BartBart sold his account recently. Hi Bart.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-07-10 20:49:39 EDT (#)
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You are an inarticulate and confusing "contard".
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2008-07-10 20:34:26 EDT (#)
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Pointing out the self serving, self destructive activities of the libtards to this site will only
stir up the uuummmm, coalition of previously unaffiliated libtards. I tried it a few years ago and
moved on, quickly.
Keep up the good fight you self serving capitalistic penile centric anti-global warming racist SUV
driving large carbon footprint having white conservative male who happens to hate abortion.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-10 20:40:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 20:28:45 EDT (#)
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Unfunny below.
It amuses me that you try to stick up for jack whenever anybody says anything mean to or about him.
I also find it funny that your comebacks are god-awful even though you try so hard at them.
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Unfunny is a Method quote.
Doodles, you are trying SO hard to suck up to the big boys and you look like the idiot you are.
Keep it up, kid, it makes you a fool.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2008-07-10 20:34:26 EDT (#)
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Pointing out the self serving, self destructive activities of the libtards to this site will only
stir up the uuummmm, coalition of previously unaffiliated libtards. I tried it a few years ago and
moved on, quickly.
Keep up the good fight you self serving capitalistic penile centric anti-global warming racist SUV
driving large carbon footprint having white conservative male who happens to hate abortion.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 20:28:45 EDT (#)
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Unfunny below.
It amuses me that you try to stick up for jack whenever anybody says anything mean to or about him.
I also find it funny that your comebacks are god-awful even though you try so hard at them.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-10 20:07:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 19:55:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-10 13:05:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:18:26 EDT (#)
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Now how did that 'f' get capitalized?
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Conditioning. Most of the email and uber comments you receive begin with 'Fuck off' or 'Fuck you.' Therefore a lowercase f looks odd to you and your subconscious steps in and corrects things.
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Suck, whine, swallow, etc.
Also I think you might have been confusing me for you.
What song is that from anyway? I forgot.
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The song is: "Doodles, He Who Sucks Up To The A-Listers."
First verse:
"Greeks and Texans and all with big heads
I wish I could see you and live in your beds
Your ratings are wondrous, so I masturbate
Your big minus 2s I MUST emulate."
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 19:55:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-10 13:05:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:18:26 EDT (#)
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Now how did that 'f' get capitalized?
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Conditioning. Most of the email and uber comments you receive begin with 'Fuck off' or 'Fuck you.' Therefore a lowercase f looks odd to you and your subconscious steps in and corrects things.
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Your words hurt jack.
Also I think you might have been confusing me for you.
Most of the comments I get from Ubersite are 'Fuck me, please'
While you seem to get a plethora of 'fuck offs' 'cat herders' 'racists' and other such hate inspired remarks.
You should work on your anger issues jack; learn to control your emotions and don't overreact.
It isn't good for your health.
It isn't much good for your social life either, truth be told.
Your cats probably don't even like you because you get angry too easily.
Relax, don't do it. Everybody goes through it.
What song is that from anyway? I forgot.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-10 19:28:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-07-10 19:25:26 EDT (#)
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I heard about this. Jesse Jackson is such a bitch.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-10 19:11:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-10 19:04:17 EDT (#)
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fucking loser
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Sweetie, you gotta let it go. This anger is unhealthy.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-07-10 19:09:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-07-10 19:07:06 EDT (#)
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This is a great idea, but the web site is already taken. "The C & L Nut Company began in 2003 when Chuck and Linda Albrecht purchased a Cinnamon Roasted Nut business in College Station, Texas."
"Linda and I (the Nutbuddies) have had the good fortune to meet many wonderful people since we started and appreciate all our loyal customers in the Brazos Valley and across the country."
Seems like a fun couple.
This did remind me of that Loreena Bobbet (sp?) story from years back. The wang got reattached and then he starred in a porn film, or something along those lines.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-10 19:06:16 EDT (#)
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racist.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-10 19:04:17 EDT (#)
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fucking loser
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-10 19:02:41 EDT (#)
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1. You GOTTA feel sorry for any politician (love 'em or hate 'em) who does something like this. It happens. They are human. But god DAMN. There's a hilarious clip out there of Bush calling a reporter an idiot or an asshole or something like that.
2. Imagine the blow up if a white guy said this?
3. *waits to be called a racist*
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-07-10 18:55:32 EDT (#)
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I have my own rant to post about Obama at some point.