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Jupiter (390 hits)

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Rating: -1 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Zoobie2000 (View user info) at 2008-07-11 23:29:24 EDT


I am so sorry but it has happened. It will happen. At the end of time, it will still have happened. At the beginning of time it was always going to happen. I feel remorse at the turning point, between life and death. Her eyes looking into mine pleading. I am so sorry but it has to happen.

That was the first one. There was no pleasure in it, no hate. I want to feel like I used to when I was alive. When soft grass crushed under my feet, running over the lawn. That feeling is gone, all that replaces it is the sound of a star.

A light is shining far away in the dark, I run towards it treading barefoot on gravel. A ringing whistle sounds in the distance, reminding me of a ship. When I was young I would ride up and down on our motor boat. When he fell off it was an accident. I saw him go down and take that breath of sea water that redeemed him.

They recovered the body and it was bitten by fish. I didn't intend that. I wanted to see him naked blue in front of me. Pure in his body, free. Instead they ate him. His eyes protruded, lips chewed raw and I swear he was breathing. Still, easy, soft breaths. Looking at me accusingly.

There was the man walking alone at night. I waited for him, he had no chance. The world will be swallowed by the sun. We will corrupt the entire universe. Then it will shrink, slowly at first. All intelligence will struggle and think but we will all perish. All effort is in vain, all art, all thought. I saved him.

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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-14 10:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was a test of this idiot's ability to post. This was only a test. If this were an actual post, you may have been amused.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-14 10:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2008-07-14 10:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OMG i am actually an accountant

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-14 08:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in chartered accountancy they are a positive boon.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-14 08:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-11 23:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I have a great idea Bob!

What is it Bill?

Let's look in a dictionary, pick out arbitrary words to make sentences and string those sentences together in an incoherent matter. Then we post it on a website around midnight and see what happens.

...That is a fucking terrible idea Bill.
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For once, I agree with Doodles. This is fucking terrible. I bet you think it's "atmospheric", right? I fucking HATE shit like this that has no story, it's so pointless. Please, die. Uber doesn't need you.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-14 04:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-12 09:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Terrible.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-12 08:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

try harder next time.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-12 06:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h02jCrcPFJg

Hurty made it on to British TV!

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-11 23:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I have a great idea Bob!

What is it Bill?

Let's look in a dictionary, pick out arbitrary words to make sentences and string those sentences together in an incoherent matter. Then we post it on a website around midnight and see what happens.

...That is a fucking terrible idea Bill.



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Homer, this is really low.

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