Sacrilicious (1051 hits)
Category: NewsRating: 0.78 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-07-12 00:25:37 EDT
Jesus' visage found in delicious spumoni ice cream.
http://www.myfoxutah.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=6963766&version=6&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1 (via Fark.com main page)
Quote of the week: "Today it was so warm with the weather spimoni Jesus melted. So, spimoni Jesus is no more. And I kind of think it'd be kind of cool if in three days spumoni Jesus comes back," said co-owner Steve Hatch.
Obviously, this happened in Utah.
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Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-09-24 15:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Weather is awesome. Where would you like to get a weather report from?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-29 08:43:25 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about AsshOly
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There ya go
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-29 08:37:00 EDT (#)
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you officially have 100001 hits now. congratulations.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-29 07:54:21 EDT (#)
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Pre-COngrats on 100K Hits...I refreshed a couple times to help out...right now you're at 99,993
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-17 01:30:56 EDT (#)
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Sacrilcious, happy birthday. I am glad I accidentally posted it on the correct day.
Besides that, I have no idea what the fuck is going on in the rest of these reviews.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-16 04:55:15 EDT (#)
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RACISM
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-15 12:57:19 EDT (#)
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O the irony of the comment below.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-07-14 20:13:51 EDT (#)
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birthdys are stuoid.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:38:15 EDT (#)
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Thank you, unintentional happy birthday to me post!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-14 13:09:17 EDT (#)
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Is it Sacrilicious's Birthday!
Well then,
MAY THE CANDLES ON YOUR CAKE BURN LIKE CITIES IN YOUR WAKE!!!
on your birthday... happy birthday.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-14 10:10:24 EDT (#)
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HBDLL
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-14 04:49:42 EDT (#)
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Happpy Birthday (again) Sacrilicious
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-07-13 16:41:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-13 02:24:26 EDT (#)
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+2 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
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YAY!
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-13 09:05:56 EDT (#)
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I don't see it. And yes, this always happens in Utah, because that's where religious people examine everything for the presence of Jeebus.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-13 02:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-12 14:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-12 14:12:52 EDT (#)
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stfu you bedraggled excuse for a human being
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If this is funny I'll remain the way I am. . .
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-12 14:16:58 EDT (#)
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looks like big foots pussy!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-12 14:12:52 EDT (#)
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stfu you bedraggled excuse for a human being
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-12 14:00:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-12 13:48:47 EDT (#)
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bubba back to 'hilarious' form below
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I'm being followed around by some guy with a huge head.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-12 13:50:23 EDT (#)
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You called?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-12 13:48:47 EDT (#)
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bubba back to 'hilarious' form below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-12 13:35:06 EDT (#)
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Jesus has been seen in crepes, in waffles, and in a bowl of pasta. Ice cream simply rounds out the menu to include dessert.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-12 13:23:25 EDT (#)
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what a surprise.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-12 13:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I see what looks like a cock.
That is about it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-12 13:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
filename suggests i have no idea where jesus is in that ice cream. in all likelihood it is nothing more than a tasty treat.
gosh. get a brain morans.
i expected this to have a negative rating when i came back this morning.
+2
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-07-12 11:35:12 EDT (#)
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I don't see it. Point it out
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2008-07-12 10:00:11 EDT (#)
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does jesus look like a fish lipped caricature of a Chinese mystic? if not, i can't see the spumoni jesus. oh wait, i guess it is supposed to be the thing that looks like an Arab with horns in bib overalls.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-12 08:13:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-12 07:26:04 EDT (#)
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I'd love to buy up all the Jesus/Mary foodstuffs owned by casinos or whatever and have a holy feast.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-12 06:21:56 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h02jCrcPFJg
Hurty made it onto British TV!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-12 02:35:30 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/100502
Religious and delicious!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-12 00:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The owners of Hatch Family Chocolates joked eating the ice cream was more "sacri-licious" than sacrilegious."