Should you post on Ubersite? (1590 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-07-14 15:26:11 EDT
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-09-18 19:38:21 EDT (#)
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~OATHMEAL APPROVED~
Submitted by Naplander (user info) at 2008-08-30 14:44:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-08-25 09:01:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-22 11:02:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-08-22 08:41:55 EDT (#)
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My ASS????
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No, Brett's ass.
Unless you're Brett, or his ass. Ubersite has so many many alters and so many asses.
-P
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I am only a small fraction of Brett's ass. The alter part of me.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-22 11:02:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-08-22 08:41:55 EDT (#)
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My ASS????
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No, Brett's ass.
Unless you're Brett, or his ass. Ubersite has so many many alters and so many asses.
-P
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-08-22 08:41:55 EDT (#)
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My ASS????
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-21 11:12:25 EDT (#)
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I laughed. Maybe I should re-post it so it can get the rating it deserves.
Still I wouldn't recommend arguing with Apollo because he just owned your ass.
-P
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-08-21 10:08:13 EDT (#)
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I shouldn't post :(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-05 17:36:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-05 17:25:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-03 04:35:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by gAGGLE (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:51:43 EDT (#)
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YOU shouldn't
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:37:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:25:27 CDT (#)
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And as I've told you before, Jamie, I don't WANT friends on Ubersite.
I want an audience.
I get an audience and YOU get slighted because of the attention I get.
ahahahahahahahahah
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
was the 14th OPPOSITE day or something?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The best "Should I post" post.
Winnar!
Submitted by sambo13 (user info) at 2008-07-16 08:57:31 EDT (#)
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You shouldn't
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-16 04:42:25 EDT (#)
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About fucking time, reject.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-16 00:39:20 EDT (#)
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so...you can't post here if you're gay? What?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-16 00:11:52 EDT (#)
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Agreed.
oh, and:
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:33:41 PDT (#)
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Without going into an extended diatribe on Uber politics i will stick to saying that if this were posted by TToM it would have a rating of... ohh... +1.71.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-15 16:36:16 EDT (#)
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Harharhar!
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-15 16:05:15 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-15 16:01:49 EDT (#)
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Poots FTW.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-15 13:24:16 EDT (#)
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there...that did it. I hope you enjoy.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-15 13:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.popculturebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/squidbillies.jpg
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-15 13:22:48 EDT (#)
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That's bogus...brb
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-15 13:17:51 EDT (#)
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No I should not...Say I was wondering through the www and I happened upon this image http://www.popculturebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/squidbillies.jpg.
I know what your going to say...ahem.."poots that is no gangstersquid" unto which I will say to you "I know."
bye bye I will no longer pray on your redheaded head by leaving you talladega post scripts so have a lovely day fatty.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-07-15 13:12:59 EDT (#)
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No, you should not.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-15 12:49:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:33:41 PDT (#)
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Without going into an extended diatribe on Uber politics i will stick to saying that if this were posted by TToM it would have a rating of... ohh... +1.71.
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1.8+ at least.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-15 12:48:05 EDT (#)
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nice that was fun
Submitted by BJ-theGreat (user info) at 2008-07-15 12:39:34 EDT (#)
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You have way too much time on your hands.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-15 12:04:29 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204#1324706
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-15 04:45:22 EDT (#)
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I can remember times while at military school, being completely isolated from any one or thing that meant anything to me. I was confined to a 10' x 10' concrete room, only to leave for school or marching, for weeks at a time. It truly was prison and the sense of emptiness was absolutely extreme. I have yet to experience anything like it since.
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How about your entire existence on Ubersite?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-15 03:29:56 EDT (#)
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You GIANT nerd
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-14 23:30:08 EDT (#)
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also, the bit about sand in the vag would be equally applicable to the uber gents. this poster especially.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-14 23:29:20 EDT (#)
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still haven't offed yourself i see.
shame, that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-14 22:46:46 EDT (#)
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Cheap?
You must have missed this Shlongy classic. http://www.ubersite.com/m/111469
Nothing "cheap" on that bar.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 22:32:39 EDT (#)
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Shlongy don't you have a bottle of cheap scotch to go suck off or something?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-14 22:26:02 EDT (#)
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But it wasn't.
It was posted by Uber's biggest douchebag, as voted by Uber 2005-2008, inclusive.
What's your fucking point?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-14 21:33:41 EDT (#)
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Without going into an extended diatribe on Uber politics i will stick to saying that if this were posted by TToM it would have a rating of... ohh... +1.71.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-14 21:13:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-14 21:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-14 20:26:51 EDT (#)
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I thought this was mildy amusing.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-07-14 20:07:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-14 20:05:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:15:05 PDT (#)
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You could have added a Box that said "Do you think Method's Mom is a whore?". But then again there would have only been a "Yes" arrow, so I guess it would be redundant.
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Dude.
Weak.
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dude. dumshit.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-14 20:05:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:15:05 PDT (#)
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You could have added a Box that said "Do you think Method's Mom is a whore?". But then again there would have only been a "Yes" arrow, so I guess it would be redundant.
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Dude.
Weak.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-14 20:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-07-14 19:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
was a plus 1, but filename
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One of the Gazillion reasons Darko's ratings don't count. The main reason is that he is a fucking dipshit.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-14 19:34:01 EDT (#)
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I liked the notebook, so I like you.
screw everyone else
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-07-14 19:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
was a plus 1, but filename
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:15:05 EDT (#)
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You could have added a Box that said "Do you think Method's Mom is a whore?". But then again there would have only been a "Yes" arrow, so I guess it would be redundant.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:11:44 EDT (#)
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I'm giving this a +2 solely for the amount of time this must have taken to do.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:07:59 EDT (#)
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Word.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:07:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:05:57 EDT (#)
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WHOA OMFG BUBBA YOU HAVE A HUNDRED BUCKS?!?!?!?!
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Sure. Aluminum cans add up.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:05:57 EDT (#)
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WHOA OMFG BUBBA YOU HAVE A HUNDRED BUCKS?!?!?!?!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:05:24 EDT (#)
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I got ten bucks says Apollo can't stay away from Oathmeal posts. Fuck, make it a hundred.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:04:46 EDT (#)
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As usual on one of your posts, the review thread is priceless.
Maybe it's because I just had a little after work hit off my pretty glass bowl, but I'm absolutely losing my shit over here. I love you guys.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:03:58 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
epic fails
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
everything we accuse you of Bret, you've admitted in the past.
anyway, that was enough destroying you.
back to the no-exist zone you go.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:02:20 EDT (#)
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salient points:
Circe, I'm sorry. I know I rubbed you the wrong way earlier on and, as the intelligent person you are, you can probably see why. Someone like you, so universally accepted and liked, makes someone like me *very* jealous.
Shlongy, I'm sorry. I went a bit too far with the stalkerish behavior and I can only ask for some sort of forgiveness.
Jgreening, I'm sorry. When all is said and done, you're a lot like me.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for fucking effort
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:00:11 (#)
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You've been threatening people on Ubersite with personal information for a while now. I don't see how you can be surprised or upset about this. How you could go on like you have the last few weeks, and now you're SURPRISED this happened, is beyond me.
It's like kicking a dog in the teeth, and then wondering why he bit your fucking balls off. You said some absolutely horrible things about Jeannee because she supposedly talked about your personal life, when you've already made it public. This is what I like to call Karma.
I don't condone this or what you did to Jeannee, but you're a deplorable person who uses the "I have nothing to live for" excuse to be a total piece of shit to everyone and this would have happened eventually.
Stop being such a fucking coward. Take responsibility for your actions. Don't use shit that's happened to you in the past as an excuse to be the asshole that you are now. Everyone's had bad shit happen to them, boo hoo, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. Man up, you fucking pussy, have some self-respect.
It's obvious that you DO have something to live for, or losing your job would mean fuckall to you and you wouldn't be apologizing to him. Jay exposed the veritable chink in your armor, so do yourself a favor, grow the fuck up, and try and get along with everyone.
I have a feeling that if you weren't such a fucking coward, we'd get along swimmingly.
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Wow.
What a mess this has all become.
The above review actually holds a lot of truth and I'd be a raving fool not to consider his advice. For all the headaches all of this has caused me, and after taking a long, hard look at what I've said to a few folks here in the past, the only real conclusion is that, well ...
Method's right.
In real life folks, you'd be surprised: I'm quite humble. I don't ever actively seek to hurt anyone and in fact, I'm quite the altruist when all is said and done.
Jeanneee, I'm sorry. What I typed was absolutely out-of-line and you didn't deserve that sort of embarassment. I'd be lying if I said I haven't lost sleep from the guilt I feel.
Circe, I'm sorry. I know I rubbed you the wrong way earlier on and, as the intelligent person you are, you can probably see why. Someone like you, so universally accepted and liked, makes someone like me *very* jealous.
Shlongy, I'm sorry. I went a bit too far with the stalkerish behavior and I can only ask for some sort of forgiveness.
Sicosemen, I'm sorry. Though we did kinda make amends I feel you still are owed some sort of apology from me. Might as well group you in here.
Jgreening, I'm sorry. When all is said and done, you're a lot like me. I know you wouldn't want to admit that but considering what I know about your issues and your views on things, it's safe to say we have a lot in common. I don't know that I'll ever understand why you did what you did but for what it's worth, I'm sorry, man.
Inion_de_trua, I'm sorry. I took your comment about philosophy majors and blew it way out of proportion by continuously slandering you, your occupation, your opinions and just about everything you stand for. I feel awful about it all and have for some time. Just about everything you've posited about my motivations for insulting and subjugating others is spot-on.
Bart, I'm sorry. This website isn't meant for shit like this and I really do feel bad for having caused such a stink. Whether you care or not is another issue, but you need to be apologized to like everyone else here does.
Method, I'm sorry. You stand at the precipice of notoriety/fame here on this site, so what better a target for my aspersions? Since day 1 I've sought to emulate you, your mannerisms, even your insults ... I've sought to gain some sort of status similar to yours, with obviously nonexistent results. You truly are a hilarious and bright guy and also, one deserving of a sincere apology.
JonnyX, I'm sorry. I don't know what made you want to turn around and start liking me but whatever it was, I thank you for that. You had every reason to continue on with your threats and dispersion of my personal info, but you stopped. Thank you.
Kaelic, I'm sorry. You actually are quite noble and worthy of admiration considering your compassion, worldview and honesty. Good luck with everything.
To anyone else I've hurt, slighted, insulted, caused pain, dejected, ran away, threatened, scoffed at or otherwise caused any sort of displeasure, I'm sorry.
I don't know what it was about that review Method, but you totally opened my eyes and I feel I'll never view things the same way again. In case any of you doubt my sincerity in all this, well ... that's your choice. All I can do is lay down my ego, my farce, my immmaturity and my account, and leave it up to you all to determine the outcome.
After I post this I'm going to be sending my username and password for the foster account and my alter hugafriend to Method.
What he chooses to do with them is completely up to him.
Will I be back? Probably. We all know what my trends are.
But you can rest assured, that when and if I ever return, I will certainly be a changed man with a completely altered sense of respect for all of you.
Thanks for reading this, and take care.
Bret
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:52:57 EDT (#)
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That it does, Bubba. That it does.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:46:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:39:20 EDT (#)
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.... how much time did you put into that?
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Visio makes this very easy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:45:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why are you referencing SHLONGY in one of your retorts, Shitstain?
I don't recall giving you permission.
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In spirit, Shlongy is referenced in ALL posts and reviews. That's life.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:39:20 EDT (#)
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.... how much time did you put into that?
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30 minutes? Maybe 35?
I was doing it while on a conference call with our Seattle office.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why are you referencing SHLONGY in one of your retorts, Shitstain?
I don't recall giving you permission.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Harvest mouse on ripe ears of wheat
Harvest mouse face
Harvest mouse in nest
Harvest mouse shredding stalk for its nest
Harvest mouse
Micromys minutus
Harvest mice are the smallest British rodent. They are the only Old World mammals to have truly prehensile tails.
Life span
Up to 18 months.
Statistics
Head and body length: 5-8cm, Weight: 5-11g.
Physical Description
They have a blunt muzzle and small hairy ears. The tip of the tail is prehensile (capable of gripping) and is used to assist climbing. The fur is yellow/brown, with a white underside.
Distribution
They range across Europe (although are absent from most of Scandinavia) E. Russia, Korea, S. China and N. Korea. In Britain, they are found from Yorkshire southwards and parts of Wales.
Habitat
Harvest mice inhabit hedgerows and reedbeds, and other areas of tall, dense vegetation.
Diet
They feed mainly on seeds, fruits and bulbs, but a tiny proportion of their diet is made up of insects, particularly in the summer, as well as roots, moss and fungi. Some food is cached underground for the winter.
Behaviour
Harvest mice are active day and night, although most activity occurs at dusk. They do not hibernate, but spend most of their time underground in the winter.
Breeding nests are built in stems high above the ground. The spherical nests are made from woven grass and are about 10cm in diameter. Non-breeding nests are smaller (5cm in diameter) and may be built closer to the ground or in buildings.
Reproduction
After a gestation period of 17-19 days, the female gives birth to 1-7 young. They produce up to three litters a year. The breeding season ranges from May to October. The female abandons the young after 15-16 days, but the young may still use the nest for a further few days.
Conservation status
Harvest mice are categorised as Lower Risk by the IUCN Red List. Modern farming methods have caused a reduction in hedgerows, and combine harvesters leave harvest mice in grain fields with little chance of escape
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:39:20 EDT (#)
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.... how much time did you put into that?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:38:01 EDT (#)
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GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING AWESOME!
LOOK AT ALL MY HATE!
Just like the old days! Except now, I'm not being stalked by a fat sociopath!
oh, wait...nevermind.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And as I've told you before, Jamie, I don't WANT friends on Ubersite.
I want an audience.
I get an audience and YOU get slighted because of the attention I get.
This has absolutely zero to do with military school though there ARE a few things I learned there that YOU would do well to.
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 12:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you think using my first name is in some way offensive or nerve racking you little fuck?
Why not drop the whole name, including my e-mail at work, home address and social security number you fucking coward?
This beano alter is the worst yet. You need to take lessons from someone who actually knows how to play the game. Like, say, me.
Nah, nevermind. There's nothing I could teach you that would in any way change how much of a useless twit you are.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:28:51 EDT (#)
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I happen to think Apollo is probably a very, very, very normal (aka mediocre aka complacent aka boring) person in real life.
Here on Ubersite, however, he portrays himself as being a punchy, dry humored, pseudo-intellectual with affected wit and snappy insults.
And we ALL know how real our Ubersite aliases are, right Shlongy?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:27:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 22:25:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
And as I've told you before, Jamie, I don't WANT friends on Ubersite.
I want an audience.
I get an audience and YOU get slighted because of the attention I get.
This has absolutely zero to do with military school though there ARE a few things I learned there that YOU would do well to.
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Like polishing boots?
I'm confused
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:26:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:26:12 EDT (#)
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Apollo, if I had to choose between Oathy and you, Mr. Oathmeal would win every time. You are rude, low-class, supercilious, ignorant, and an ass. And those are your good points.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:25:27 EDT (#)
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And as I've told you before, Jamie, I don't WANT friends on Ubersite.
I want an audience.
I get an audience and YOU get slighted because of the attention I get.
This has absolutely zero to do with military school though there ARE a few things I learned there that YOU would do well to.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:23:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:53:41 EDT (#)
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I kept waiting for the box that asked:
"Have you ever had the desire to take a picture of yourself while you were almost entirely naked except for the sock that covers your naughty bits and to upload it to an internet forum?"
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hahahahahaha
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BUBBA IS MY FRIEND.
THERE, APOLLO. YOU HAVE NO DEFENSE NOW.
Fucking idiot. Go somewhere else and chant with your drinking buddies about Liverpool Soccer.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:22:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-14 22:17:56 BST (#)
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seriously though, you're such an epic failure it's hilarious.
You are THE ABSOLUTE best advert against military school possible.
If they turn everyone into repressed homosexual, rage driven, dullards with no sense of humour other than the delight a bully takes in teasing the local nerds.
You've been here for years under millions of accounts and still have no friends/allies on here. Why is that Bret?
Is it because you are a fucking retard?
I rather think it is old egg.
New ubersite account, new town, new job, new guitar, same old boring, ginger, ugly, small penised, small brained you.
If you weren't so disgustingly sub-human it'd be funny.
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Liverpool - voted the capital of culture 2008.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:17:37 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i just like to drop in every now and then and tell you what a pathetic failure of a human being you are.
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Apollo writes this same review 99% of the time.
No, Bubba, I write that review 99% of the time to YOU.
Hhahahaha. Bubba, Oathmeal and Jack McCallum. OUTSIDERS UNITE.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
plop
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously though, you're such an epic failure it's hilarious.
You are THE ABSOLUTE best advert against military school possible.
If they turn everyone into repressed homosexual, rage driven, dullards with no sense of humour other than the delight a bully takes in teasing the local nerds.
You've been here for years under millions of accounts and still have no friends/allies on here. Why is that Bret?
Is it because you are a fucking retard?
I rather think it is old egg.
New ubersite account, new town, new job, new guitar, same old boring, ginger, ugly, small penised, small brained you.
If you weren't so disgustingly sub-human it'd be funny.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i just like to drop in every now and then and tell you what a pathetic failure of a human being you are.
..................
Apollo writes this same review 99% of the time. Get some new lines, dumbass.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i just like to drop in every now and then and tell you what a pathetic failure of a human being you are.
you're a nobody with ginger hair.
gross.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Noonie dear, this is a flow chart.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a post that doesn't reference ME*
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What happened to me ceasing to exist, Apollo?
Did that get old or something?
So much for your little 'hiatus' you fucking dimwit.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what are these things called?
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.praise-apella.com/
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not mine fat lad.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
here's an idea, write a post that DOESN'T reference, even by your standards it's getting lame.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You didn't upset me, Beano.
If anything you make me proud. Look at all your alters!!
It's quite obvious you ache to be like me. Keep it up!!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*sigh*
Looks like I upset another Ubersite mentalist.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
history in the making below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This actually wasn't too bad, dickhead. If anyone else but you posted this, I'd be giving it one of those rare, yet coveted, Shlongy +2's.
Must be pretty slow at the Drive-Thru today, eh?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best thing you have ever done
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heyyyyyy what's wrong with heartfelt poetry
:)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is your name Ballare?
Yes -> Go for it, Sparky!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck the alters.
I love the endless loop in the upper right corner.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's Beano
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post needs more shitty Beano alters.
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aren't you that ginger guy, bit on the porky side with all the alters... the one who posted his micro penis in a sock...?
and posted gems such as...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
and had THIS written about him http://www.ubersite.com/m/117026#2721568...?
Yes, that's you.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beano, seriously.
You're beginning to resemble me in my former days when all I wanted to do was get more accounts.
Hopefully it gets old for you as it did for me. Until then, you're just as pathetic as I once was.
Ah...nostalgia...
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by trivia91 (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and you DO know that retal -2'ing is a little bit playground?
Of course you do, you pathetic fat ginger fuck.
Submitted by trivia91 (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Should have heeded this advice before posting THIS...--->>
http://ubersite.com/m/95611
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I kept waiting for the box that asked:
"Have you ever had the desire to take a picture of yourself while you were almost entirely naked except for the sock that covers your naughty bits and to upload it to an internet forum?"
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If only someone had been there to share this sage advice with you.
I hope this doesn't mean someone tracked down your boss and sent links to your work again did they?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Should have gotten rid of the spelling underlines.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Probably not but sometimes I do it anyway.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought about -2 ing you for no reason but I feel generous today
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by devildog (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please email the ghey porn to ardhow2004.at.yahoo.com
It's OK folks because me email 'is on the net already'
------------
OR
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Bretd9.at.gmail.com
Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll stick to lurking, but does this apply to reviewing?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I smiled.
You Gorilla.
Submitted by artemisia (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Preach it, Reverend Jackson.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2008-07-14 15:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you. That has solved a dilemma.