"Chat Speak" and "Leet" (1253 hits)
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Submitted by Jeff (View user info) at 2008-07-15 04:42:25 EDT
Please die. Oh, please just die.
Chat Speak is the epitome of stupidity. Whenever I see people switch numbers for letters or entire words, I get mad. When I see the "Y" and "O" dropped from "You" I start to get those killing urges. I don't like to see words like "Thanks" shortened. When these things come up, my brain automatically forces me to stop reading. It's a self defense mechanism to prevent mental retardation.
Moving on, I don't like it when people use wrong words. There is a difference between "There", "Their", and "They're". There is a difference between "Your" and "You're". There is a difference between "To" and "Too". Everyone needs to know that. You're all supposed to know that before you get past primary grades.
Another thing is that people need to use punctuation. It's impossible to read six paragraphs when they're merged into one, long ass sentence.
Sure, not caring saves time. But the extra two seconds is worth it if you don't end up looking like an idiot. In my eyes, "u r suptid" is read "I'm a jackass. Please hit me in the back of the head with a lead pipe."
Now I'm not saying that I'm perfect. I slip up all the time and misspell a word or two. But at least I'm trying.
If you are one of the people who do your best to use proper grammar and spelling, thank you.
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:48:56 EDT (#)
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Might have been interesting if you'd elaborated more on the first topic, and not branched off on to the second.
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-07-17 05:17:19 EDT (#)
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Nobody gives a shit.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-07-17 02:15:00 EDT (#)
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where have i seen this before... ah, yes. everywhere.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-16 18:36:29 EDT (#)
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yera jeaneeass
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-07-16 18:12:40 EDT (#)
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This wasn't well-received 3 years ago when I wrote it better.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-07-16 11:18:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-16 07:51:08 EDT (#)
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I agreee wholeheartedly.
I try, but my grammar is shite.
My handwriting is all CAPITALS though, I've almost forgotten how to write joined up. Apparantly this is a trait shared by serial killers.
Winnar.
_________
I've been writing in all upper case so long, I almost can't write in lower case anymore. WHICH IS FINE 'CAUSE CAPITOLS ARE PRETTIER IN HANDWRITING.
Seriously though, hand writing things really sucks. When I want to write something, that's what blackberries are for.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-16 10:26:52 EDT (#)
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-2 post, +2 sentiment.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-16 07:51:08 EDT (#)
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I agreee wholeheartedly.
I try, but my grammar is shite.
My handwriting is all CAPITALS though, I've almost forgotten how to write joined up. Apparantly this is a trait shared by serial killers.
Winnar.
Submitted by fyrstarter (user info) at 2008-07-16 05:41:22 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by JeffyJeff (user info) at 2008-07-16 05:18:28 EDT (#)
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"youve joined the ranks, but using typical internet hyperbole. assuming youre not a complete sociopath whould would wish actual death to someone who merely happens to be too poorly educated or lazy to use correct grammar and punctuation.
point being, there are far more interesting ways to discuss this topic.
FALE "
I was wishing death on chat speak and leet, not the people.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-16 04:43:10 EDT (#)
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Shlongy
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-16 04:16:23 EDT (#)
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and yet with
"Please die. Oh, please just die. "
youve joined the ranks, but using typical internet hyperbole. assuming youre not a complete sociopath whould would wish actual death to someone who merely happens to be too poorly educated or lazy to use correct grammar and punctuation.
point being, there are far more interesting ways to discuss this topic.
FALE
Submitted by BlueVersion (user info) at 2008-07-15 23:10:56 EDT (#)
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Wow, what a unique thought you've had there.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-15 22:33:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:24:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JeffyJeff (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:14:10 EDT (#)
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* I'd really like to know how butchering a language is a step forward. *
Purely YOUR opinions Jeff.
You really seem to struggle with the concept that YOU don't get to decide how the human race evolves... it 'just is'.
I think streamlining a language and losing superfluous characters is a pretty efficient way of doing things.
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Fuck off, Beano. Jeff has an excellent point. Actually, many of them.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-15 22:25:58 EDT (#)
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fuk u ppl c4n say wut they want 2. srsly.
stfu.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-15 22:21:25 EDT (#)
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Wiener boy, below.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-15 22:17:50 EDT (#)
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huh?
is it 1999?
The idiots won the GR8 WAR OF THE INTARWEB!LOL!!Z.
Get over it.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-15 19:35:39 EDT (#)
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time to get a life there buddy
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-07-15 19:16:31 EDT (#)
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I can't read and write so I don't care.
„Der Wille ist ein Vermögen, nur dasjenige auszuwählen, was die Vernunft unabhängig von der Neigung als gut erkennt."
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2008-07-15 17:51:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-15 17:48:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by crsunlimited (user info) at 2008-07-15 17:42:45 EDT (#)
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I back this idea whole heartedly. They had a news story on a few months ago about how teachers are cracking down on children who use Leet, and chat speak on written assignments. I for one can see why the kids use it on text messages on those short screens and crap phones, but to use it when they are writing out an assignment on paper? That's just Idiotic.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-15 15:39:57 EDT (#)
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Y do U hav such a bif prblm w it? U r just a dick. lololololololololololololololololololololololol OMFG UR GHEYY!!! 1337!!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-15 14:46:57 EDT (#)
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WRONG
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-15 13:23:01 EDT (#)
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rainelark below??
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-15 13:22:20 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU'RE FACE
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2008-07-15 13:09:37 EDT (#)
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Get over it. There are more consequential things to worry about.
Srsly.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-15 12:57:41 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-15 12:53:56 EDT (#)
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Razor sighting!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-15 12:43:11 EDT (#)
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f u kk thx la~
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-15 12:05:03 EDT (#)
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JeffyJeff?
*snicker*
but I do agree with your point.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-15 11:25:38 EDT (#)
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GTFO
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-15 11:14:56 EDT (#)
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STFU
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:50:20 EDT (#)
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oh :(
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:47:05 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig
Transexual cock loving faggot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:43:43 EDT (#)
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who the hell is larry craig
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:37:37 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117371 EI trying to be like Larry Craig.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:27:50 EDT (#)
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Bugger off.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:22:39 EDT (#)
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bevy of homosexuals....is that the correct term?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:20:11 EDT (#)
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The Year 2000 called. It wants its rant back.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:13:03 EDT (#)
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So I love cock and im a fag.
Well, you know I have dressed up in womens clothing so REALLY im a cock loving one time cross dresser.
Well i say one time ;)
also I dont love cocks, except mine , I love that often and also frequently.
Who am I kidding :(
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:10:27 EDT (#)
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Bevy of homosexuals in a homosexually-themed role play involving other homosexuals doing homosexual things to each other, below.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:09:17 EDT (#)
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Incorrect EI.
Caul is a faggot, yet he doesn't love the cock.
Method loves the cock but isn't a faggot.
You are a cock loving faggot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:05:38 EDT (#)
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Don't all faggots love cocks?? Isn't that the point..........
I mean if they didn't wouldnt they just be gots?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:04:01 EDT (#)
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Cock loving fag below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:02:56 EDT (#)
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Jeff, Nick...........Ubers really popular amongst the nerdy named people.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-15 09:41:37 EDT (#)
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Not a sentence", "present, not past tense", "we only have 1 Labour Party, should be Party's", he wrote in red ink.
The man he was hectoring, psychiatric nurse Stephen Halsall, turned out to be dyslexic.
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He must have felt a little bit douchey after that.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-15 09:35:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JeffyJeff (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:53:46 EDT (#)
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Change can only happen if people let it happen. It would be a shame to lay down and let something die just because nature "seems to be wanting it's language to evolve."
If it is evolving, it isn't evolving into something good. It's changing into something confusing. I'm sure that you're aware that confusion is a bad thing
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That might be the most retarded thing I've ever read.
I would be willing to bet you are actually quite a dimwitted person.
I would also 'drop some bread on' that you think you're an intellectual.
If it is evolving then it's evolving into something bad and I don't like it and make it stop and I'm fucking retarded.
STFU and GTFO as our resident French Canadian would say.
Bitch tits.
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-07-15 08:23:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-15 08:11:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-07-15 08:07:56 EDT (#)
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bugger
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holy crap, you arent around for 2 years and then BAM, you come back with this?
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i'm trying to remember how ubersite works
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-15 08:11:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-07-15 08:07:56 EDT (#)
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bugger
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holy crap, you arent around for 2 years and then BAM, you come back with this?
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-07-15 08:07:56 EDT (#)
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bugger
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-07-15 08:07:39 EDT (#)
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Crap.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-15 08:06:50 EDT (#)
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You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a
little Homer Simpson in all of us.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Defined
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-15 08:05:56 EDT (#)
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This is the first time I have ever seen something written on this subject. Ever.
ROFL.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-15 07:42:01 EDT (#)
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A quotation from that bbc link:
"Two-thirds of those aged 18-24 admit to being more concerned about the content than the grammatical correctness of their electronic missives."
Are you serious?
I mean, I'm a fucking literary pedant but if I had to rank the importance of an email instructing people about directions to my birthday and whether or not I accidentally split the infinitive I think I know which one takes precedence.
The pertinent question here is what 33.3% of the populace thought that grammar was MORE important than what you're actually trying to fucking say!?
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-15 07:38:50 EDT (#)
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One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about
for generations. You may outsmart someone.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-15 07:37:27 EDT (#)
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some people will do things the way that you do and some will do things other ways and in the end as long as their way is not a physical affront to your way of living you should really just learn to let it go. there is plenty of room in this world for all of to exist in our own way and how someone else lives should not really have a lasting effect on you own piece of mind.
Submitted by JeffyJeff (user info) at 2008-07-15 07:34:28 EDT (#)
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Correct me if I'm wrong, F.J.Bell, but I think what you're saying is that we should all lower our standards and let those at the "bottom of the gradient" stay at the bottom of the gradient. Keeping the "dim-witted" right where they are doesn't help anyone and promotes something worse than what I've been accused of. Some of you say that I'm trying to cling onto old ways of proper English. You're encouraging the dim witted to cling onto their dim wits.
I've got something for everyone else who disagrees with me to read. This is just one of many sites that support my thoughts on bad grammar.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/1235401.stm
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-15 07:27:18 EDT (#)
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I was all set to +2 this until I read FJ Bell's comment about illiteracy. Not that I think his comment is particularly right when it comes to communication in written format, but it prompted me to remember that I can't read standard music notation and so use tablature. Tablature or "Tab" is basically the music version of using "ur" to mean "your", "you're" or "Ur (the ancient city)". It's not an exact translation and is therefore lesser than using the proper notation, but it does allow me to get a basic understanding for how a tune is played.
Leet sprang from the desire to reduce the number of characters sent in text messages when the telephone companies still charged by the length of the message, and remains popular because most kid's parents still can't read it.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2008-07-15 07:20:16 EDT (#)
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I'm with Jeff on this one.
Half of the stuff written on the web is so badly written it doesn't make any sense, and that's a bad thing innit?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-15 06:43:23 EDT (#)
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No Jeff, confusion is a GOOD think, it weens out all the slow and retarded people and leaves behind the bright and agile.
Is that what you are scared of?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-15 06:42:36 EDT (#)
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apples
Submitted by JeffyJeff (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:53:46 EDT (#)
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"Indeed Jeffery, indeed.
But I think you'll find it is happening whether you spit your dummy out or not.
Nature finds a way, and in this case nature seems to be wanting it's language to evolve.
Live with it. "
Change can only happen if people let it happen. It would be a shame to lay down and let something die just because nature "seems to be wanting it's language to evolve."
If it is evolving, it isn't evolving into something good. It's changing into something confusing. I'm sure that you're aware that confusion is a bad thing.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:30:32 EDT (#)
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If Jeyy here had his way we would all be spaking liketh thine jolly fellow Shakespear dideth
Move with the times Jeffry boy, lest you'll be left behind.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:28:55 EDT (#)
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you're welcome
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:27:42 EDT (#)
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If I might interject, I can't help but feel that the development of txt spk IS in fact good for the English language. I'll tell you why.
Back in the day, when good ol' Queen Vic reigned supreme and Britain was divided into classes more definitively than at any other time in history, huge gulfs existed between the literate and the illiterate. The written word was the realm of the upper-classes and texts from the period show this more often than not.
This is no longer the case. Literacy is more or less universal in Britain, but at different levels. It is not so much a case of separating people into 'can read' and 'cannot read', but appreciating that there is a gradient, starting at the top with those who still read the great classics of the past, to the bottom, with people who only read the back of cereal boxes.
Jeff, I imagine you fear that the language is losing something precious; it isn't, it is just developing into something more accessible for the dim-witted. If we choose, we can still read and write flowery prose with exemplary syntax and vivid imagery. It is still out there, still being produced and enjoyed.
Do what I do. Ignore the idiotic blogs and the Dan Browns of this world, and read quality, well-written publications instead.
*clambers down from soap-box*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:26:36 EDT (#)
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I just have one thing to say.
COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:24:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JeffyJeff (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:14:10 EDT (#)
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* I'd really like to know how butchering a language is a step forward. *
Purely YOUR opinions Jeff.
You really seem to struggle with the concept that YOU don't get to decide how the human race evolves... it 'just is'.
I think streamlining a language and losing superfluous characters is a pretty efficient way of doing things.
Submitted by Konerak (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:24:56 EDT (#)
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Allthough I agree with the point that chat-language is overused in modern language, and that precautions should be taken that it does not replace our language, I don't think it's entirely bad.
As long as there's no confusion, I don't see why using "U" or "UR" for "you" or "your" is a bad thing. As long as no clarity is lost, as long as the message does not become ambiguous, I'd say: go for the abbreviations. And why restrain ourselves to only using "acknowledged" abbreviations as found in the dictionary? Language is a creative thing.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:22:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JeffyJeff (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:14:10 EDT (#)
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"Just because YOU don't approve doesn't mean it isn't progress. "
And just because you do approve doesn't mean that it is progress. I'd really like to know how butchering a language is a step forward. What would be even more interesting would be to find out how my want to have the language restored is a step back.
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Indeed Jeffery, indeed.
But I think you'll find it is happening whether you spit your dummy out or not.
Nature finds a way, and in this case nature seems to be wanting it's language to evolve.
Live with it.
Or should I say LIEV WIT IT
Submitted by JeffyJeff (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:14:10 EDT (#)
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"Just because YOU don't approve doesn't mean it isn't progress. "
And just because you do approve doesn't mean that it is progress. I'd really like to know how butchering a language is a step forward. What would be even more interesting would be to find out how my want to have the language restored is a step back.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:07:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JeffyJeff (user info) at 2008-07-15 04:58:29 EDT (#)
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Excuse me? Did you say that I'm trying to halt progression? I'm preventing evolution?
Since when is talking like a brainless ass a "Higher Level"? What I'm trying to do is prevent further digression.
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Just because YOU don't approve doesn't mean it isn't progress.
Submitted by JeffyJeff (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:07:28 EDT (#)
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I don't do it, but it doesn't piss me off.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:06:20 EDT (#)
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Ah, ok.
(Is it okay to type 'ok' instead of 'okay'?)
Submitted by JeffyJeff (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:03:53 EDT (#)
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"So, you disapprove of the use of "thanks" instead of "thank-you", yet you use "I'm" instead of "I am"?
Bloody hypocrite. "
I said that I don't like the word "Thanks" shortened. It's the fake words like "thx" that make me mad.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:03:49 EDT (#)
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I think Jeffrey should be the judge of that.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:03:17 EDT (#)
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My full stops are perfectly legal, thank you very much.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:01:58 EDT (#)
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And is Jeff short for Jeffrey - shame.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:01:26 EDT (#)
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Watch it bell-boy - I don't like the look of those full-stops in your user name.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:00:20 EDT (#)
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So, you disapprove of the use of "thanks" instead of "thank-you", yet you use "I'm" instead of "I am"?
Bloody hypocrite.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-15 04:59:59 EDT (#)
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You need to expand the campaign.
Start with the mobile phone companies - electric shocks to anyone misspelling their texts.
Then we can start shooting people after a second warning.
Submitted by JeffyJeff (user info) at 2008-07-15 04:58:29 EDT (#)
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Excuse me? Did you say that I'm trying to halt progression? I'm preventing evolution?
Since when is talking like a brainless ass a "Higher Level"? What I'm trying to do is prevent further digression.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-15 04:57:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-15 04:51:29 EDT (#)
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If nature wants it this way who are we to complain?
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Fuck my shitty typos.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-15 04:56:53 EDT (#)
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but i agree.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-15 04:56:33 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-15 04:51:29 EDT (#)
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Oh and who put you in charge of evolution?
If nature wants it this way who are we to complaint?
Stop trying to halt the progression of the human race to a higher level, spoilsport.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-15 04:48:53 EDT (#)
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All I can see is
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ANOTHAR THNG SI TAHT PEOPL3 NED 2 UES PUNCTUATION!!111 WTF LOL ITS IMPOSIBL3 2 RAAD SIX PARAGRAPHS WHEN THEIR MARGED IN2 ONA LONG AS S3NT3NC3!!!!11!!! WTF
SUR3 NOT CARNG SAEVS TIEM!!111! OMG BUT DA 3XTRA TWO SECONDS SI WORTH IT IF U DONT 3ND UP LOKNG LIEK AN IDIOT!!111 IN MAH 3YES U R SUPTID SI READ IMM A JAKAS!11!! PLZ HIT ME IN TEH BAK OF DA HEAD WIT A LEAD PIEP!1!11111! LOL
NOW IMM NOT SAYNG TAHT IMM P3RFECT!!111!1!1 OMG LOL I SLIP UP AL TEH TIEM AND MISPEL A WORD OR TWO!11!111! LOL BUT AT L3AST IMM TRYNG!!!!1!!1
IF U R ON3 OF DA PAOPLA WHO DO UR BST 2 UES PROPAR GRMMAR AND SPELNG THANK U!1!!! LOL