Boo (1206 hits)
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Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-07-15 20:38:27 EDT
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-07-17 11:39:53 EDT (#)
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this is the least cute picture you have ever posted.
no hate.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:46:53 EDT (#)
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what a horrid hat
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-17 05:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey don't knock video games and lego. I have never had to awkwardly suggest to Call of Duty 3 that maybe she should call herself a taxi but she can keep my shirt if she really wants to make a big thing out of it. Lego never invites along their douchebag friend that talks too loudly and is a lot less funny than he thinks he is.
Going outside is terrible. Nightclubs smell of horror now they've stopped people from smoking. Nobody ever talks about anything other than music. Music is awful and always was. It's too loud to talk to anyone. The only way to have anything remotely resembling a good time is to take so much amphetamine that all you can remember is feeling happy and then for the next 2 days you need assisted living.
I swear, the only thing worse than going out is going on holiday.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2008-07-17 04:26:14 EDT (#)
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Gamine.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-16 23:39:33 EDT (#)
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AHHHH OH MY GOD GET IT AWAY!
RUN!!!!!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-07-16 22:47:35 EDT (#)
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Bangable.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-16 22:40:40 EDT (#)
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6 times?
And you've only seen Shlongy twice during that same time frame?
What's wrong with you, woman?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-07-16 22:03:56 EDT (#)
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And really, you feeling like you're in the place to tell me I make bad decisions is...marginally insane. I hope you see that. For one, I would never take advice on responsibility from you, and two, I've seen you like six times in the past two years...so there's no way you could accurately judge anything my life. Thanks, though.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-07-16 21:26:01 EDT (#)
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Pot, kettle.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-16 20:57:17 EDT (#)
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if anyone needs me, i'll be busy taking cover.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-16 20:53:11 EDT (#)
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you kinda do make bad decisions sometimes.
not that i don't. but i'm just sayin'... you do.
now that i've said that, i realize that me saying that is not going to stop you from making future bad decisions, but instead probably just make you angry at me.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-07-16 20:44:13 EDT (#)
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What bad decisions do I make? I drink less, do less drugs, fuck fewer strangers, eat better and exercise more than most people I know. I have a full-time job and freelance jobs, I pay taxes and I recycle. I'm pretty fucking responsible.
People at work think of me as the wild party girl. But they play video games and Legos all weekend.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2008-07-16 18:06:21 EDT (#)
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Well I am scared shit-tits.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-16 16:31:37 EDT (#)
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Sad eyes and a disappointing hat.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-16 15:23:58 EDT (#)
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"i want you inside me"
"what?"
"huh? oh nothing.. was just talking.. from before"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-16 15:08:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-16 12:33:22 EDT (#)
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Lovely
<<shudder>>
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-16 14:44:02 EDT (#)
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"You have some nice ties, Ty...."
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-16 12:33:22 EDT (#)
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Lovely
I forgot which male Uberer gets creeped out when women say 'lovely' to one another.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-16 12:24:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-16 12:19:12 EDT (#)
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wtf phallic?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-16 12:08:59 EDT (#)
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Lose the hat.....and the face.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-16 11:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not bad
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-16 11:22:50 EDT (#)
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The only thing that sucks about this picture is the fact that you can SEE the backlight. That's horrible.
<3
You have nice lips.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-16 10:51:20 EDT (#)
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Phallic_Cymbals, do you really have kidney disease?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-16 10:25:51 EDT (#)
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It's sick but if i die of total renal failure i'll never be able to tell uber how much creative jizz i've shot at it.
Please guys, i just wasn't made to be a law student so this was the best place for me to purge.
Uber, you've been so helpful and now im in pain but i think a doctor is just gonna tell me to stop drinking. I wish i could.
:ater guys, lungfish, experima and d_r... try and be happy.
i hurt a lot. this sux.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-16 09:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-16 09:10:27 EDT (#)
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Lisa is pretty and makes bad decisions. She is also Far Away.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-16 09:07:48 EDT (#)
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Die
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-16 08:59:58 EDT (#)
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You look like a butch dyke with bad skin. I'd fuck you anyway.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-16 07:43:20 EDT (#)
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How's it going there hoss?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-16 07:38:08 EDT (#)
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Too pointy.
But a damn sight better than your last one.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-16 04:59:38 EDT (#)
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Fuck me, that ugly
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-16 04:05:35 EDT (#)
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One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself when the man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, " I found the remote!"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-16 03:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you please grow your hair a little, thanks.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-16 01:45:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-15 22:36:52 EDT (#)
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You've been hit by, you've been struck be a smooth criminal
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All your base are belong to us?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-16 01:43:07 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2008-07-16 01:42:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-16 00:49:12 EDT (#)
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i'd love to fuck your mouth
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-16 00:48:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-15 20:45:59 EDT (#)
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i love lisa
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how much? how about both of you join me in Chicago this weekend for some freaky sex?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-15 22:36:52 EDT (#)
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You've been hit by, you've been struck be a smooth criminal
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-15 22:11:28 EDT (#)
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Lisa's back to being hot, bitches!
RECOGNISE!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-15 22:07:19 EDT (#)
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Y HALLO THAR! BREECH FORCEP DELIVERY?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-15 21:31:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-15 21:23:51 EDT (#)
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-15 21:23:51 EDT (#)
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-15 21:20:11 EDT (#)
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Doodles, you'd hit anything that walks, talks, crawls, or hasn't been dead over two hours. Basically, most of Uber.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-15 21:15:28 EDT (#)
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I'm going to be honest here.
I'd hit it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-15 20:55:39 EDT (#)
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The nose tells me you must be Shlongy's sister.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-15 20:51:40 EDT (#)
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You are too much, Toots.
Also, I think you left out a "b".
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-15 20:51:40 EDT (#)
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I'LL NOT ALLOW THIS
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-15 20:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love lisa
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-07-15 20:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do you have naturally dark hair? if so you lighten it well.