The Facts of Life (1423 hits)
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Submitted by Bullslinebacker (View user info) at 2008-07-17 08:49:32 EDT
I just had to share with you the 10 most amazing facts i have ever heard!
1. In England there is still a law allowing a pregnant woman to pass urine anywhere in public.
2. In the U.S. 98% percent of prisoners have the letter 'W' in their name.
3. The carmaker Henry Ford was originally named Henry Parker but changed his surname to Ford as it was a better name for a motor vehicle.
4. If you take all the spaghetti produced in the world in one day and laid it out end to end it would reach the moon and back 16 times.
5. The computer 'mouse' was originally named the 'rat' (Rotating Analog Technology) but a focus group determined that people did enjoy using a computer rat.
6. The most popular day to be born on in North America is the 4th of April owing to the fact that it is 9 months after Independence Day celebrations.
7. The Oakland Raiders football team was formerly called the Oakland Radars as it was the Military football team from Oakland Army Base.
8. Widespread diagnosis of colourblindness only came about with the invention of traffic lights. People could not differentiate between the standardised colours.
9. Of the 36% of Americans who own a passport only 6% have actually travelled anywhere on it.
10. There are 34 types of lies.
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Submitted by Titan_lad (user info) at 2008-08-08 08:33:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:51:48 EDT (#)
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Great start to uber retard.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-07-20 00:01:58 EDT (#)
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The Facts of List Posts:
#1: Make them interesting, blatantly and absurdly false and/or humorous.
#2: Do NOT, under any circumstances, deviate from #1
#3: Do NOT get shitty when your list posts fail to be well-received (and 99% of them will).
#4: If the above facts can't be comprehended or abided by, do NOT click "Submit".
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-18 05:59:25 EDT (#)
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Please see the follow on post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117681
Thanks
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-17 23:26:51 EDT (#)
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none of these are true
nones of dem ist trufs
ein sausage en der koop!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-17 22:04:58 EDT (#)
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Here's the first of 10 Amazing Fuck Offs.
Fuck off.
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-07-17 20:48:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:02:53 EDT (#)
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should not have +2ed this earlier.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-17 12:22:12 EDT (#)
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HAHA RETAL. Feel better now? Hit a few more if you want.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-17 11:08:26 EDT (#)
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Let's get this straight. We are not here to enlighten you. You are here to amuse us.
You fail. Try harder, or not at all.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-07-17 11:07:24 EDT (#)
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untrue.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 11:04:48 EDT (#)
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Sacrilicious & Scourge,
Many thanks for that insightful and enlightening critique.
I have learned a lot.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-17 11:01:35 EDT (#)
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kthxbye
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:59:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:56:01 EDT (#)
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Doodie,
You looked me up and tried to locate me in real life, after a post about some interesting facts on a website. I think you look very closely at yourself and ask the question:
"What sort of twisted, psychotic, idiot would try and locate someone in real life off the back of an internet posting?"
You need help.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:54:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:51:22 EDT (#)
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About what I figured.
P.S. Don't mistake me having interest in you and me wanting to laugh when you post a 'someone from ubersite is fucking with my real life'
There is a distinct difference.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:47:48 EDT (#)
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Sorry Doodles it aint me, thanks for the interest though!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:44:43 EDT (#)
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why are people arguing with this turd?
oh, because it's uber.
carry on
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:44:12 EDT (#)
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Answer the question cock gobbler.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:43:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:40:19 BST (#)
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Not really EI. I know its not the most dynamic username but it has personal meaning to me, so I'm happy enough with it.
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Yeah it wasn't a dig. Just curious.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:43:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/myshit/l/quite-possibly-the-stupidest-man-alive-minus2-him-for-life
Its funny 'cos its true.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:42:41 EDT (#)
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Myshit,
oh no, however will i sleep tonight. Do you understand how fucking stupid you sound?
"Please don't -2 me for life, i don't think i could take it."
That is the funniest thing i have ever read. Do you really consider that to affect my life in the slightest.
You are laughable.
Seriously
I am sitting at my desk, laughing my ass off right now at how stupid you sounded.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:41:53 EDT (#)
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What I really want to know is is this you? http://de.netlog.com/BullsLinebacker
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:41:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/myshit
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I lied, one last comment.
I have labelled this, so that I remember you.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:41:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:17:40 EDT (#)
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if you don't like it, don't read it!
^^^^^^
die, you fucking idiot
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:40:19 EDT (#)
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Not really EI. I know its not the most dynamic username but it has personal meaning to me, so I'm happy enough with it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:39:48 EDT (#)
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Tell me, are you ESL?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:38:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:33:44 EDT (#)
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Myshit,
point taken, but why do you continue to hang around once you have stated that you don't like it. This is what i don't get.
Read it
Comment
Leave and disregard (if you don't like it)
Is that not the way this is supposed to work.
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FUCK ME... REALLY?
Are you seriously REALLY this fucking retarded?
Jesus christ shit on a stick man. STOP RIGHT NOW. Really... your retardation is showing.
You asked me a fucking question, hence I returned to reply to it.
Come fucking on, this has to be a wind up. NO ONE.... NO ONE can be this fucking stupid surely.
OK, here is the deal.
I'm not replying on this post again because you are just too fucking dumb. And I'll -2 you for life.
End of.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:37:46 EDT (#)
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F.J.
I understand there is an art to being a condescending prick on the internet.....
Congratulations my friend you truly are a master.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:36:06 EDT (#)
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FJ, do you ever wish you had chose a more amusing/unique username?
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:33:44 EDT (#)
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Myshit,
point taken, but why do you continue to hang around once you have stated that you don't like it. This is what i don't get.
Read it
Comment
Leave and disregard (if you don't like it)
Is that not the way this is supposed to work.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:32:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:29:29 BST (#)
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F.J.
I heard they flavoured the windows of your office/cell, allowing you to enjoy all those countless hours you spend slowly eroding them with your tongue.
And you are a retard.
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This is the kind of comment I might have typed out, re-read, and then deleted for fear coming across as a pleb.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:31:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117623#2743746
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hhahahahahha a retal -2.
You ain't gonna last 5 minutes on this site crybaby.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:31:36 EDT (#)
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all made up of course
my birthday is 4/4.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:31:04 EDT (#)
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Ewe R Sofa King Wee Todd It.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:29:29 EDT (#)
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F.J.
I heard they flavoured the windows of your office/cell, allowing you to enjoy all those countless hours you spend slowly eroding them with your tongue.
And you are a retard.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:27:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:17:40 EDT (#)
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Myshit,
if you don't like it, don't read it!
It is really that simple...
Why do retards like you feel the need to slander something and go on about how much you hate it only to hang around and continue to tell people how much you dislike it. If you dont like it then leave......
Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.
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Jesus fuck you are dumb.
How the fucking hell am I supposed to know if I like it or not UNTIL I have read it? Geeze man you are one dumb motherfucker.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:19:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117563#2739939
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:17:40 EDT (#)
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Myshit,
if you don't like it, don't read it!
It is really that simple...
Why do retards like you feel the need to slander something and go on about how much you hate it only to hang around and continue to tell people how much you dislike it. If you dont like it then leave......
Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:12:12 EDT (#)
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bollocks... now your idiocy is rubbing off.
GO BACK...OK?! FUCKING .GO. BACK.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:12:06 EDT (#)
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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:11:06 EDT (#)
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Fuck you, you fucking idiot.
How about you back back to the status of not posting. It was all generally less shitty then.
Twat.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:10:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:09:14 BST (#)
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Myshit,
Oh my! how witty you are!
How long did it take you to think of that one?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:07:39 BST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117646
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:07:13 BST (#)
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Myshit,
What qualifies you to make that judgement?
Why exactly am i a fucking idiot?
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It took him less than 26 seconds. That's pretty fucking quick, Betty.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:09:14 EDT (#)
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Myshit,
Oh my! how witty you are!
How long did it take you to think of that one?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:07:39 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117646
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:07:13 EDT (#)
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Myshit,
What qualifies you to make that judgement?
Why exactly am i a fucking idiot?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-17 10:05:24 EDT (#)
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You are a fucking idiot.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:59:46 EDT (#)
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EmissionImpossible,
I assume your name refers to some sort of erectile dysfunction or impotence related disorder,
Keep reaching for that rainbow buddy, one of these days you'll bust out a few 'knuckle children' if you beat it real hard!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:52:01 EDT (#)
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i CALL HIM 42.......42
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:50:15 EDT (#)
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BallHairLicker
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:48:13 EDT (#)
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How about BullSplitMyBackLine?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:46:50 EDT (#)
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ORLY
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:42:55 EDT (#)
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I dunno EI, I was pretty pleased with that one to be honest. You got any suggestions?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:42:42 EDT (#)
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If I wanted to listen to somebody lying constantly about bullshit, I would buy a dictophone.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:42:16 EDT (#)
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F.J.
Don't knock it, till you have tried it!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:41:15 EDT (#)
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FJ im sure you can think of a more amusing name than that for him.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:39:56 EDT (#)
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I hadn't heard any of these before.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:39:44 EDT (#)
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But first I'll call you BullsAssFucker, because I just thought of it :o)
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:39:34 EDT (#)
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F.J.
Its been a pleasure....
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:38:13 EDT (#)
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You brought up the spelling errors first, champ.
I'll leave you to your 'awesome' 'facts' on this 'excellent' 'post'.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:36:56 EDT (#)
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These are only 'Facts' if you can prove them Ballsinpetpoodle. You prove them, we go wow! That's how it works.
Without proof you are just another pointless stain on the already filthy arse of Ubersite. Your post shall be relegated to nothing more than a place to come and chat about anything and everything.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:35:22 EDT (#)
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Bint,
This ones just for yu!
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:34:25 EDT (#)
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F.J.
I was not aware this was a post about poor spelling. I feel you are getting a little off-topic.
Could you please return to my awesome facts at once!
And try not to hijack them....it only makes you look bitter.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:32:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:31:16 EDT (#)
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again, apologies to you all for my poor spelling. I'll try to do better in future.
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please don't!
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:31:16 EDT (#)
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again, apologies to you all for my poor spelling. I'll try to do better in future.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:30:19 EDT (#)
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You spelled policeman wrong, too. And 'spelt' isn't a word at all. So you're boring AND stupid. That's a nasty combination.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:30:10 EDT (#)
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I do like the way he adds another little typo of his own so the circus can keep going round and round and round. It's cute
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:30:05 EDT (#)
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You just had to get this first post out of the way, didn't ya!?
Off you fuck cocksmith.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:28:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:27:44 EDT (#)
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i'll
spelling curtisy off EI
x
Fuck you're doomed!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:27:44 EDT (#)
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i'll
spelling curtisy off EI
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:26:24 EDT (#)
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I know i spelt 'feel' as 'fell' in my last post... i'l point it out before you do
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:25:09 EDT (#)
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F.J.
That just is not interesting at all.....
Why do you fell the need to 'hijack' my post and try and make it more 'interesting' with a mundane fact about a policman's hat.
I'm Not angry, I'm disappointed.......
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:21:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:17:43 BST (#)
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F.J.
I don't recall mentioning anything about a policeman's hat
Retard
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HOW RUDE, BALLSinSPACKER
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:20:19 EDT (#)
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No, it was ME who said it is legal to pee in a policeman's hat. Much more interesting than just 'anywhere'. Trying to make this post a little less boring for you, buddy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:20:05 EDT (#)
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Those truly are 10 AMAZING facts
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:17:43 EDT (#)
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F.J.
I don't recall mentioning anything about a policeman's hat
Retard.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:17:11 EDT (#)
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Ah so in that case you did pull it all from you butt then. Good on you.
But you have to understand that if these facts cant be corroborated on the internet then what you are saying is all lies, because everyone knows that the internet knows all.
That makes you big fat liar, you should be okay on Uber.
Corroborate them yourself, you're the one touting these as 'Real'
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:15:58 EDT (#)
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Here is all the peeing facts you need, in case someone quizzes you mid-stream: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080629081238AAshPOx
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:15:36 EDT (#)
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Was it F.J. Bell?
Was it really..
I challenge you back that statement up with wikipedia links.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:13:50 EDT (#)
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As if illegality would stop you peeing in public pheeley.
This was all learned from the University of Wikipedia.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:13:32 EDT (#)
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Bint,
I have conducted extensive research to gather these facts. I assure you, you will not find these facts anywhere on the web...
go on
try and find them then post the link.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:11:36 EDT (#)
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. In England there is still a law allowing a pregnant woman to pass urine anywhere in public.
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REALLY?????
*goes off to find a copper, or just anywhere*
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:11:18 EDT (#)
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this one needs more abuse hurled at it too.
wanker.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:11:13 EDT (#)
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If they weren't copied where did they come from? Your ass? Surely it has better material than this.
and thank you, I like Bint too!
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:08:05 EDT (#)
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A typo on my part, it was meant to read didn't... i apologise. I can assure you these facts were not copied.
Bint is a good name for you.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:04:53 EDT (#)
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Man you even suck at copy and pasting. Read number 5 again.
Done that?
Good.
So if the focus group 'Did' like it why wasnt it called a 'Rat' then?
Or are you an idiot who cant even proof read 10 lines of something someone else wrote?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-17 08:57:12 EDT (#)
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I believe (but don't quote me on it) that a pregnant woman in the UK is permitted to pee in a policeman's hat, if she asks to.
Also, it is legal to pee in public so long as your left hand remains on your vehicle at all times (or something).
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-17 08:54:47 EDT (#)
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10. There are 34 types of lies.
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This post contained ten of them
LIES!
:P
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-17 08:54:42 EDT (#)
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This is "totally useless facts" pretty much exactly replicated. Please die.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-17 08:52:20 EDT (#)
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SHITTY ALTER ALERT!