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Fuck outside, there's bears out there! (1184 hits)

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Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-07-17 15:51:55 EDT


LOL CAMWHORE

inside's where it's at, yo

shout out to darko you filename-reading-bastard.jpg (195 kB)

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought you loved Shlongy?

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-25 17:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh look a fat hippy

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-25 16:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We can hide from the bears together. Just you, me, and all of your glass friends.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, please, as if I give a fuck if any of you "like me"

except maybe cowman

I like the cowman.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-25 19:58:18 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

now who's trying to hard, Orphelia

HUH?!
----------------------------------

I designated myself as his stalker simply for something to do.
I don't want him to like me, there lies the difference.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey look what I missed when I was at the beach.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.



THE GLASS I MEAN

Submitted by 200killerwasps (user info) at 2008-07-20 08:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Those are the strangest looking sex toys I've ever seen...


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Hahaha! You're joking right?

Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-07-19 19:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because you have bongs

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-07-19 15:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But Yogi and Booboo are having a pic-a-nic today...





Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-19 03:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

are you fat? that's a shame you're really pretty in the face.

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-07-18 23:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-17 17:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOO HAH!

=================================================================================================
WTF? stop being a tool..... as for you Ballare.... gorgeous....

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 17:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

show us your tits

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-07-18 15:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice shop!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i want the gas mask

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

how much for the green one with the corkscrew pattern in the upper right corner?

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are my lemons tied? Is my hair in place?
Have I got a cute expression on my face?
Are my shoes all shined?
I try to keep in line when I'm dancing in the show tonight

Does my shuffle step really look so good?
Am I doing it the way you think I should?
Would it be amiss if I blew a kiss
When I'm dancing in the show tonight?

Showtime now is getting nearer and I'm getting scared
Wish I could see in the mirror if I'm all prepared

First you take a step then you point your toe
Hope I know it like I did a week ago
Am I standing straight?
I can hardly wait till I'm dancing in the show tonight

Showtime now is getting nearer and I'm getting scared
Wish I could see in the mirror if I'm all prepared

First you take a step then you point your toe
Hope I know it like I did a week ago
Am I standing straight?
I can hardly wait till I'm dancing in the show tonight



I'm Dancing in the Show Tonight
Ween
The Mollusk


I think I have the green water pipe on the third shelf down in the middle.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-18 08:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK I REALLY DONT THINK YOURE FAT, JUST STOP TAKING FAT MYSPACE ANGLE PICTURES PLEASE

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-18 08:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We're all too fattest in this world. There was a time when we'd all be really into fat women because they wouldn't die after you've only been screwing them for 9 months.

Ah well. A global apocolyptic event may cast society backwards and give us that perspective back.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-18 06:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet the local stoner dudes absolutely adore you.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-07-18 03:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-07-18 02:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Show us your






















shop.


Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2008-07-17 19:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 piercings.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-17 18:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<clearly-trying-too-hard, secretly-crying-at-home-in-the-darkness retort>

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-17 18:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<insert mean comment here>

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-17 17:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But very pretty. At least you have pretty.

*weeps*

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-17 17:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

just fat

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-17 17:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your boobies and chin seem bigger. pregnant or munchies??

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-17 17:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOO HAH!



Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 17:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

that's not true shlongy, some of us never did a helicopter shot once

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There are an AWFUL lot of ribbed-for-her-pleasure glass pieces behind you. I can only imagine how you spend your breaks.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

From that angle, your right eye looks dead.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

don't get me started below

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

At least you recognize the SUPREME dominance of bears now, and obviously the importance of paraphernalia.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No one, except for Shlongy, posts pictures of themsleves from NORMAL CAMERA ANGLES.

Everyone else - especially the females and the dweebs - posts pictures shot from the moon...from behind giant redwoods...with shadows...from the Goodyear blimp...or in black & white.


Anyway, since I can almost see your globes, have a +1.

The +2 is just inches away.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Listen, I feel awful about my unwarranted comments, that was uncalled for, I'm sure your parents love you no matter what, here's some internet currency in the form of a +2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Those are the strangest looking sex toys I've ever seen...

Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Didn't know you could smoke the 'erb through a desktop speaker....


Oh SHIT! you can't.

Mono SUCKS!

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh. never mind.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

However its possible that you have big knockers.

knockers and bongs = +2

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

not directed at below, below

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you have nice looking big round






















eyes.































and breasts too.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

not even

I'm just fat and unpleasant

so fuck you

Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're beautiful and you have a bong with Route 420 signs on it!

What a combination!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just kidding, I bet you have a great personality!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love the fat angles, you dumpy bitch

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i bet scourge is outside, too

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

...I love you

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You have a healthy set of lungs.
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and big tits, too!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You have a healthy set of lungs.

Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BEARS!

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

third shelf down turns me on

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Love the gasmask!


FTW


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