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Submitted by SunnyG (View user info) at 2008-07-18 07:03:33 EDT
Hi Guys...been a while.
How ya keepin? Good I hope.
I hate to post something without any content, so let me give a Cliff Notes summary:
1. Getting drunk at 9 a.m. isn't alcoholism in this country...it's merely called a "Bavarian Breakfast"
2. German cops are really, really, really fit.... and I mean that in the Canadian/American sense of "in good physical shape", not the British sense of "really good looking". Although, in some cases.....
3. It really IS called a "Royale with Cheese"...they don't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. And yes, you can get a beer at McDonalds.
4. Football (Soccer) brings out the best and the worst in you (kind of like Uber). I found myself jumping up and down singing the Deutschland footy chants with my Aryan friends. 5 minutes later I could be found mouthing off to Turkish fans to something to the effect of, "GOOOOOALLLLL!!! BOW TO YOUR GERMAN RULERS!".
My friend Heinerich later told me that I am what he would call, "Probably the exact opposite of German. Watch out for the Turks though...they carry knives".
5. No matter how long you're here, street signs that start off with "ACHTUNG!" will make you break out into a fit of giggles.
6. There is a beer vending machine downstairs from where I'm interning. These machines should not be abused. You'll be surprised how the novelty of a beer vending machine never wears off.
7. Rugby is catching on in Germany and eastern europe. It's quite nice to see the sport becoming more popular. Although the team I am now playing with is mainly French and Aussie, lots of Germans are picking the sport up.
8. No matter how far away from Canada I go, my ears are still assaulted by Soulja Boy's "music" on a regular basis. Thank god it's not quite as often, I just never thought that garbage would make it over here.
9. On that note, there are 'wiggers' in Germany too. What a difference 60 years makes...
10. There are actual "Private Breweries" in Germany that limit the amount of beer they export. I have no clue why they do such things...they should spread their joy to millions around the world.
HOOK ME UP!
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2009-01-11 17:36:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:02:02 EDT (#)
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haha yeah those signs are pretty great.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-07-21 02:04:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-07-19 09:20:18 EDT (#)
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In the south..Baden-Wurttemberg. The best state there is. This is taken at my friend's place in the middle of the black forest.
Ha, that's the Bundesland where I live!!
When I moved here I had to laugh at signs saying: Not a US-gang, notausgang= emergency exit.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-07-19 09:23:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:12:35 EDT (#)
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watch your back G
those Germans are sneeky bastards, didn't you see Beerfest?
"Ja, I remember my first Beer"
do you still have a place in Canada?
I need somewhere to go if Obama wins
or McCain for that matter.
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It's funny, my first week here I used that line on a German when I beat him in a chugging competition. Luckily he was a good sport. Yeah I still have a place in Canada, I'm only here for an internship...then it's back to school :(
Obama eh...I thought he was one of the good guys, guess I had it wrong.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-07-19 09:20:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-18 09:29:34 EDT (#)
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Where are you in DE?
Ich verfehle das Land meiner Väter... und das Bier.
WEEEEEEP.
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In the south..Baden-Wurttemberg. The best state there is. This is taken at my friend's place in the middle of the black forest.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-18 21:36:16 EDT (#)
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Everything outside of Munich, Nuremberg and Berlin looks like Grafenwoehr and Vilseck to me.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-18 21:04:28 EDT (#)
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Very beautiful. I don't know German, but I think that says "Black Forest Street"? Guessing.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-18 15:59:15 EDT (#)
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Is that near Lake Titisee? I swear it looks familiar.
But then, a lot of Germany looks like that.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-18 12:36:48 EDT (#)
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Let's hope the wigger wave crashes in Germany.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-18 12:16:47 EDT (#)
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God do I love beer.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-18 12:14:24 EDT (#)
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Boy, those Germans have a word for everything.
-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:12:35 EDT (#)
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watch your back G
those Germans are sneeky bastards, didn't you see Beerfest?
"Ja, I remember my first Beer"
do you still have a place in Canada?
I need somewhere to go if Obama wins
or McCain for that matter.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-18 09:58:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-07-18 09:56:26 EDT (#)
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I don't believe you about the beer vending machine.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-18 09:39:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-18 09:33:28 EDT (#)
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or is it vermiße?
OH NOES I'M STARTING TO FORGET.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-18 09:29:34 EDT (#)
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Where are you in DE?
Ich verfehle das Land meiner Väter... und das Bier.
WEEEEEEP.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-18 09:06:03 EDT (#)
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I would like to go to Germany and wander about drinking beer all over the place. Perhaps in August, when no one is working.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-18 08:50:22 EDT (#)
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Good luck with the rugby season.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-18 08:22:06 EDT (#)
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HA! I'll take one.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-07-18 08:14:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-18 08:12:38 EDT (#)
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I thought it was a "royale with cheese" in France.
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I was trying to quote pulp fiction the best I could...but that's correct, in France it's Royale with Cheese. In Germany it's called "Hamburger Royale"
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-18 08:12:38 EDT (#)
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I thought it was a "royale with cheese" in France.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-18 08:10:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-07-18 08:06:21 EDT (#)
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Berty!
Yeah I haven't been on the site much. School and such you see. I had a moment so I figured I'd jump on a bandwagon.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-18 08:03:31 EDT (#)
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Sunny! I had no idea you were in Germany!
Why was I not informed?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-18 07:56:49 EDT (#)
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Good post!