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The Unusual Things That Make Me Think of Über Users #1 - Orgasmatron (1172 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 1.63 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Yozz (View user info) at 2008-07-18 10:00:57 EDT


Manny, the Brazilian Fighting Cockatoo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scIbyjzents

(Don't ask - I have no idea)

Say Hello to My Little Friend Orgasmatron.jpg (9 kB)

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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-10-17 09:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eli Manning couldn't pay me enough to live at his house.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-08 10:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just for the record - here is another one.

http://deadspin.com/5059964/eli-mannings-house-is-fully-automated-kind-of-lame

"Among the features in the Hoboken condo: Hidden speakers, one-touch control of audio, video, motorized shades and lights, steam-resistant bathroom speakers, hidden bar, automated kitchen. I couldn't help but notice however that, surprisingly, there is no orgasmatron."


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Protect that piss? Ew. But flamboyant, dangerous, and ready to throw down? Yep, that's our O.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-18 15:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The garden centre at my grocery store has stacks and stacks of sphagnum. Makes me think of uber every time.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-18 11:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The radio station I listen to http://www.jackfmknoxville.com/ doesn't take any requests.

They also never have DJs talk on the radio.

However, the have people call in who say something about 'jack'

One time a man who identified himself as bubba called in and started talking about how much better jack is than the other radio stations and how he loved jack.

I almost died laughing.


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-18 11:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah, a fair point. The mustache and spikes appear whenever I'm feeling saucy and ready to throw down. Well done.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-18 11:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Funny how that post is about beer too.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-18 11:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Although not positive, I'm pretty sure it has something to do with this

http://www.ubersite.com/m/108626

You posted that shortly after I signed up (so, naturally its my first impression of you and those tend to linger) and can't help here that bird's voice with that picture.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-18 11:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would totally stop someone from taking a Bud Lite, but out of a desire to protect them from generic American swill. Actually, Bud Lite has its place. Sometimes when the Redskins are on and someone's having people over to watch the game I'll bring some of those Bud Lite aluminum bottles so everyone can slum it and pretend they're at the stadium. I'm also sure that Bud Lite has its advantages as a bee-deterrant at a cookout, or possibly as a substitute for water when trying to weigh liquids. Why waste water, right?

I don't see the connection here at all, really, but hey, whatever gets my name out there.

I make a lot of Uber connections in everyday life. Who can look at Method soap and not think of a buttsexing online jewelry salesman? Comedy Central had "Sacrilicious Sunday" a few months ago. I saw a transit piece on a bus the other day for some product/company/location called TigerLily. Couldn't tell you what it was, so the advertisement failed. But you get my point.

There's a game for you. See how many Uber references you can see in everyday life in a given 24 hour period. Go.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Also 'O' has beady eyes and claws on his feet

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-18 09:24:38 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One of those bastard Cockatoos (named Jamie, the dire beast) put a two inch scar on my arm and ripped some hair out when I refused to pet him.
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I could see Orgasmatron doing the same thing.


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Ok, now THAT I can see.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One of those bastard Cockatoos (named Jamie, the dire beast) put a two inch scar on my arm and ripped some hair out when I refused to pet him.
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I could see Orgasmatron doing the same thing.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The Uberboard has a similar item today.

GUESS WHO'S THE FATHER ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bol41gFDam4&

That one, of course, is not as unusual.

*Tom Jones starts playing in Yozz's head*




Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One of those bastard Cockatoos (named Jamie, the dire beast) put a two inch scar on my arm and ripped some hair out when I refused to pet him.

True story.

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

i think of Squattail when I have a shit - I'm squatting and until it drops i have a tail.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's the hair.

I get this though. My kids draw matchstick people and they sometimes really resemble a family member, or someone famous. I mean, as impossible as it sounds when these pictures are but two lines, a circle and dots, there is something about them you just can't express, in words, that shares resemblence.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't see the connection either. Thats kind of the point. The deep recesses of my mind made some kind of connection - maybe the O-man isn't being completely honest with us? Maybe he's actually a cockatoo and subconciously I have uncovered the truth. Or maybe I should stop sniffing glue and surfing youtube.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i believe you mean queuet, forensibosh.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

its the beak

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't see the connection, but cute video.

Jesus. I need to just go back home. I tried spelling cute as 'qute.'


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