I'm cooler than you (1856 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-07-18 13:00:44 EDT
it's just a fact
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Submitted by _ce (user info) at 2008-07-23 08:08:36 EDT (#)
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lol
n00b.
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:36:06 EDT (#)
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i took this picture.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-20 16:25:34 EDT (#)
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yes. this is how i spend all my weekends. i have a microwave and a mini fridge stocked with red bulls and burritos next to my computer and my computer desk seat is actually a toilet. i can sit here all weekend and hit refresh on all the most heated posts over and over again to see who is flaming who.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:28:05 EDT (#)
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So you're the coolest person to spend your weekend on ubersite?
Awesome, dude!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-07-19 18:58:56 EDT (#)
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I'm okay with that.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-19 16:46:26 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1216500362623232053
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-19 16:33:15 EDT (#)
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maybe you are, maybe you aren't
either way, I look better in a skirt
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-19 16:04:40 EDT (#)
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you're making me with a had some of that turtle candy.
mmmmm....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-19 15:55:02 EDT (#)
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the only reason i was drinking it was because you absolutely cannot get a Bud in Milwaukee.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-07-19 15:40:30 EDT (#)
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While I have my doubts as to who is cooler between the two of us...
at least I knew Miller was bought out by SAB (South African Brewers) to form SABMiller back in 2002/03 time frame.
Was back when I first started writing on Ubersite while working for Miller (hence the beer-turtle moniker).
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-19 13:35:49 EDT (#)
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Indeed you are cool...but let's not get carried away.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-19 13:25:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-18 20:47:37 EDT (#)
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This chick is cooler than both of us:
http://www.1girl1cake.com
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that got me curiously aroused. no doubt, that really is the "hottest farting in the world".
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2008-07-19 06:34:38 EDT (#)
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well you are still alive you cunt>>
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-07-19 06:34:21 EDT (#)
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No you're not!
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-07-19 05:43:05 EDT (#)
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+2 because it's true :'(
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2008-07-18 22:05:03 EDT (#)
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I honestly believe Andy could post anything and get 250 responses.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-18 20:47:37 EDT (#)
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This chick is cooler than both of us:
http://www.1girl1cake.com
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 20:25:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-07-18 18:54:15 EDT (#)
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You look like fun.
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that's because i AM.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-18 18:54:38 EDT (#)
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This is a far nice pic on my home PC than it was at work. Can see much better. You were a big blob of blackness at work...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-07-18 18:54:15 EDT (#)
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You look like fun.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-07-18 18:52:52 EDT (#)
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Hoffmeister: For Good Beer, Follow the Bear!
You're so cool i'm semi-hard.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-18 17:21:22 EDT (#)
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Nice limp pinkie, rock star.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-18 17:18:55 EDT (#)
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I work in Pennsylvania on construction equipment used in coal mines. I work harder than you just becoming white again.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 17:02:06 EDT (#)
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Sweetwater i will drink.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-18 17:00:45 EDT (#)
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It tells me that you won't be drinking PBR. Suit yourself. I'll mail you some Sweetwater though. It's good shit but you can only get it in the deep south.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 16:58:38 EDT (#)
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PBR gives me the worst hangovers ever.
plus it tastes like shit and i'm not even picky about my beer (i even drink Schlitz and Steel Reserve), so what does that tell you?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-18 16:55:20 EDT (#)
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DRINK SWEETWATER
or PBR
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 16:54:00 EDT (#)
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holy fuck, Miller is owned by some South African motherfuckers. i had no idea.
i guess i will have to stick to my microbrews or only drinking gin or vodka from now on....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 16:49:48 EDT (#)
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how am i lazier? i don't know a single person that works harder than me. i work 2 and 3 days straight sometimes. this picture of me is one of the very rare times you'll see me NOT working.
and yes, i am cooler than you. partying like a rockstar is the only way i know how to party.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-07-18 16:07:17 EDT (#)
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That's not hard to accomplish.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-18 15:45:40 EDT (#)
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No, but you are lazier than me.
Miller is owned by Canadians, terrorist.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 15:13:44 EDT (#)
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i sent you an email. ok, i gotta run. talk atcha later, homie.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-18 15:06:44 EDT (#)
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yes
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 15:06:06 EDT (#)
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i did. there's nothing in it. that's why i was confused. hidden101.at.hotmail.com is the one you're sending it to, right?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-18 15:04:50 EDT (#)
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check your ancient email
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 15:01:55 EDT (#)
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?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:59:55 EDT (#)
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invite's from me
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:59:02 EDT (#)
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no
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:57:10 EDT (#)
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is it a foreclosure?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:55:26 EDT (#)
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trust me, it's nice. it's only 3,000 square foot. i was kinda hoping for more since i'm a big baller, but people were asking for more than most of these houses were worth, even if you could talk them down a little.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:54:09 EDT (#)
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thanks for sharing?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:53:08 EDT (#)
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i had text sex a couple nights ago. times are a changin'. people don't even have phone sex anymore. at least with text sex, you can send dirty pictures to the other person and vice versa.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:52:12 EDT (#)
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take a picture of the house too
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:51:19 EDT (#)
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you got it. i'm going to make an offer on a house in a half hour and then i will come home and send you dick pics.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:48:28 EDT (#)
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maybe send me some real pictures later hmmmmm
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:44:29 EDT (#)
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stop it, you're making me blush.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:32:16 EDT (#)
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you look just fine on my monitor baby
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:25:15 EDT (#)
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i forgot to take into account that some of you have shitty monitors. i should have turned up the brightness in photoshop. i only use top of the line monitors so all my monitors have contrast ratios of something like a billion to one. yeah, they are that good.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:22:31 EDT (#)
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You're also blacker than midnight and apparently translucent, so it balances out and just makes you average, though I'll grant you this: being transparent must be awesome.
I do have to ask though, does it mean that you just blend in well, or is your body actually spectral;ie: can bullets pass through you without harming you?
Also, what's your opinion on those ghost chaser shows? Is there any merit to them spectre guy?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:19:17 EDT (#)
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i like skrap's one boy one cup line better.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:59:55 EDT (#)
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Hey no fair, I plus two-ed you and made a witty comment and no reply?!?! What gives?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:54:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:12:21 EDT (#)
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if by cooler you mean that you absorb all light, then ok you win.
and if your goingto throw a rock salute get them horns up nice and proud boy!
you'ld have never lasted in an Ozzy show in the mid 80's with that limp fingered garbage.
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in my defense, i was quite drunk, so throwin' up some horns obviously took more coordination than i possessed at the time.
but i agree. it's weak shit.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:53:59 EDT (#)
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No, really... you are not.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:53:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:46:33 EDT (#)
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It's sexy the way your stumpy fingers set off your chubby arm.
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awwww, how sweet. thanks for the compliment.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:50:19 EDT (#)
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Shlongy is, of course, excluded from the rest of the world who is not cooler than me.
Shlongy is a perverted punk rocker who makes phat cash. pretty much what i expect to be when i get to be his age, so i can't include Shlongy with the rest of you losers.
and Method is my dawg, so he's a badass too.
and no, i'm not holding an Inbev (Bud). It's a Miller Light because Miller is the last great American beer company. especially after buying Coors.
AB has betrayed all of St Louis and more importantly, America.
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:46:33 EDT (#)
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It's sexy the way your stumpy fingers set off your chubby arm.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:43:58 EDT (#)
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I hope the hell you're not talking to ME, Chief.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:34:15 EDT (#)
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If you love cock raise your hand!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:30:49 EDT (#)
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get a fact-checker
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:21:47 EDT (#)
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lies
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:15:39 EDT (#)
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1 boy 1 cup.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:12:21 EDT (#)
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if by cooler you mean that you absorb all light, then ok you win.
and if your goingto throw a rock salute get them horns up nice and proud boy!
you'ld have never lasted in an Ozzy show in the mid 80's with that limp fingered garbage.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:11:06 EDT (#)
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Never denied it
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:10:38 EDT (#)
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Budweiser in the cup?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:07:39 EDT (#)
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Wow, that's a really great picture.
I love the blue gradient, the slightly lopsided horizon in the background.
There's something wrong though, I can't put my finger on it...
Oh dear, it seems an Uberer has gone and spoiled your shot.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:03:47 EDT (#)
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Whatever you reckon
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:03:05 EDT (#)
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Are you holding a Pot Noodle?
HOT.
I ignored your last post due to lack of camwhoring content.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:02:43 EDT (#)
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