Uber caption contest and camwhore all in one! (707 hits)
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Submitted by Patron Saint of football fans (View user info) at 2008-07-18 13:29:01 EDT
It's Friday. I'm bored. There hasn't been a caption contest for a while and some of you fuckers can be pretty damn funny. So here it is, my first camwhore. Funniest caption(s) will get a bunch of your posts +2ed by me.
You may fire when ready.
Me below.
User Reviews
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-21 10:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I put on my robe and wizard hat"
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-07-19 05:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead. Now I'm a
big fat dynamo.
-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer
Submitted by billjenkins13090 (user info) at 2008-07-18 22:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
(HAR HAR)
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-18 20:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I bet when you pan out, there's a fat guy on the left with "DISG" on his stomach, and another one on the right with "TING".
Uh oh, it looks like the "B" fell off that bus.
So you dressed up as a Gay Pride float for Halloween?
And so on....
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-07-18 19:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One is the lizoneliest number that you'll ever do
Dee Doo Dee Doo Wah!
Tizoo can be as bad as one
It's the lizoneliest number since the number one
SCOOBYDOOWAH!
I started drinking early
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-07-18 19:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, I'm done.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-07-18 19:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, pull my finger! C'mon man just pull it.
C'mon PULL IT!
Fuck you then, it's war time.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-07-18 19:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me: I'll eat every goddamned one of them.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-07-18 19:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-07-18 19:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Captain Us and the Stinky Finger of Power
Submitted by James9386 (user info) at 2008-07-18 18:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crazed dyslexic nazi fails to tattoo swastika on own chest
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-18 17:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.
-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-18 16:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm strangely attracted to you in a very animalistic sense.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-18 16:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!
-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy Land
Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great
I like that one.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're far too trusting.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat
them.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VII
Submitted by Zax (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
-- Homer Simpson
Last Exit to Springfield
this fits^
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You think I'd post a picture of my A on this site?!
I don't show my A until at least the second date.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just glad we're not seeing the "A"
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this sucks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jgreening in his new job as mascot of the Colorado Spring Junior High School Dive team.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello? Yes? Oh! Heh, heh, uh ... if you're looking for that big donut
of yours ... um, Flanders has it. Just smash open his house. (Closing
the door.) He came to life. Good for him.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Asleep at the switch! I wasn't asleep! I was drunk!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Vigilante
___________
It's so cool when the quotes work out like that. It's almost like the generator can see the picture.
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I always wanted to be a teamster. So lazy and surly.
-- Homer Simpson
Radioactive Man