Look what I made - fuck it I'll resize it (1230 hits)
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Submitted by Puking Dog (View user info) at 2008-07-19 05:59:01 EDT
I rock. I have been home for 2 months with this chick, and she is so fucking cool. Sure she drools and is getting fat, but who cares? I challenge you to find a prettier girl on this site. I always loved my genitalia, but I have a new found respect for them.
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-09-07 19:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, those ARE some DSLs right there. I'd let her toss my salad.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-09-07 18:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe if you knew it was not fiction...x
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-08-25 01:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking idiot.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-23 12:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You challenge me to find a prettier girl on this site? OK
My definition of pretty is tied to my desire to have sex with something.
The prettier the girl, the more I want to have sex with her.
So Im gonna have to go with experima, and tatersninja. There are others, but they are'nt important enough to remember their name anyway.
By the way you two the invitation stands, one on one or all of us together. Either one is ok with me
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2008-08-23 08:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What did you shave her eyebrows?! Just kidding...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-21 10:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like a keeper.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-21 10:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-21 09:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-20 11:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made one of those once and I also love my junk. We're like brothers and shit.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-21 03:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she looks preturbed.
as if she knows "some fucktard will be showing this picture of me to a bunch of disinterested people at every opportunity that he gets."
you have a new goal in life - keep her happy and secure until you drop dead.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats!
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-07-20 12:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She is pretty cute... not as cute as my son... but still cute...
Just you wait. You think the puking and diapers are bad? Wait until she can take her diaper off and walk... you'll find poop in the most amazing places... OH OH OH... and a lot of babies, when you first switch them to regular milk around the first birthday... the diapers can be unholy. They will give you nightmares.
... they're cute for the same reason dogs are. So that we wont throw 'em in the river.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-20 11:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made one of those once and I also love my junk. We're like brothers and shit.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-20 10:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh
start with Maggie.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Pony
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-20 10:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEAUTIFUL.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-07-20 05:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ohhhhh ouch. She loves me already, you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-20 05:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*fuck thats my daddy*
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-07-20 05:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week ... I told you.
My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought
up.
-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-07-20 00:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is no dog. It's not even a grotesque dog-human hybrid. But I'll bet it pukes.
Looks mighty tasty, though.
Congrats! She's beautiful.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2008-07-19 23:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is some cute and startlingly pensive baby.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-07-19 20:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-07-19 19:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you all.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-19 19:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously cute.
Well done, sir.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-07-19 18:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed with below, your kid is cute even for a baby.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-07-19 18:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Grats hon, she is cute.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-19 13:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure she drools and is getting fat, but who cares?
___
Well done, that's the atitude!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-19 13:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
puking dog! you made a little puking dog? awesome! congratulations!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-19 13:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CONGRATULATIONS YOU SPAWNED
Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2008-07-19 12:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't like babies, seriously I don't.
Your kid is the only baby I've seen that is REALLY pretty.
+2 for that.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-19 11:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-07-19 10:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+ 2 cute chick
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-07-19 06:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like they forgot to get a certain someone neutered.
Thanks for your donation to our gene pool, at least she is cute.