I'm taller than you (840 hits)
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Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-07-19 16:46:02 EDT
but it's not all it's hyped up to be.
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-07-21 17:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
AJ that is one painful looking smile bro...
like it hurts you or something.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
King Kong is cuter, but he up and died and stuff, so Godzilla (who is a girl, isn't she?) had to be my boyfriend instead.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-21 09:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-21 05:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-20 16:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a metric girl. You're 206 centimeters tall? Well hell. That means you're only 30cms taller than me. Not much to brag about really, now is it? A standard plastic school ruler length taller, congratulations. Whooptidoo. (I stunted my height by smoking young, ignore me I'm just bitter.)
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Fey is so tall that her last boyfriend was Godzilla.
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Berty....ummm..........wow, never mind.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-21 09:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-19 23:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
6'4" with sneakers. I hold my own.
6' 5" without the shoes.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-21 05:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-20 16:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a metric girl. You're 206 centimeters tall? Well hell. That means you're only 30cms taller than me. Not much to brag about really, now is it? A standard plastic school ruler length taller, congratulations. Whooptidoo. (I stunted my height by smoking young, ignore me I'm just bitter.)
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Fey is so tall that her last boyfriend was Godzilla.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-21 01:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you've got the wrong idea...
We are the BEST at being mediocre. (ISU)
It's sad my best friend is moving to Iowa City in the fall for his doctorate.
Lotsa poon and lotsa booze, though, so he'll be all right.
Bow your head and pray for him, please..
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-20 21:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm only a Hawkeye by matter of convenience. Iowa State is equally mediocre, but they at least don't pump millions and millions of dollars into a mediocre sports program and pass the bill along in the form of ticket price increases. If that helps for clarification.
I cheer for both teams, but I've been born and bred a Hawkweye. I don't talk shit like most of the Hawkeye nation.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-20 20:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Never been to Ames? You're not a Hawkeye are ya?
Careful - all the goodwill for you bein' an Iowa boy an all is about to fly out the window.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-20 20:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I did.
She said "Who the fuck is the Giraffe in THAT picture?"
And she isn't into beastiality.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-20 17:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ask Mrs. Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-20 17:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does the added height help you get laid yet, AJ?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-20 16:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a metric girl. You're 206 centimeters tall? Well hell. That means you're only 30cms taller than me. Not much to brag about really, now is it? A standard plastic school ruler length taller, congratulations. Whooptidoo. (I stunted my height by smoking young, ignore me I'm just bitter.)
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, right.
Which coffee claims to stretch out your pussy?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, that's Maxwell House.
Folgers is- "The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup."
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha
Good to the last drop.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:38:56 EDT (#)
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I didn't get the nickname Folgers for nothing.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What about girth?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They go well with the Magnums.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vertical stripes?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be honest. I've never been to Ames, but if you want a good gyro, the Flying Weenie in Cedar Rapids has them.
Wait, that got flooded too.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm from Ames, and miss the gyro stand .... :(
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
6'8. 6'9 with shoes, but this is Iowa, so no one wears them.
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 great big happy goofy bloke
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-20 10:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-20 09:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're a goof
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-20 08:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How tall are you?
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-07-20 05:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-07-20 03:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes you are.
But how many really old really tall people do you ever see? Think about it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-20 02:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm only 5'11"
=*(
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-07-20 01:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this:
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-19 22:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That face looks like the guy behind you just stuck his pinkie up your ass. Your eyes convey worried curiosity but your jack-o-lantern grin says you've been waiting for this moment your whole life.
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-19 23:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
6'4" with sneakers. I hold my own.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2008-07-19 23:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yo I am a sucka fo that face
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-19 22:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That face looks like the guy behind you just stuck his pinkie up your ass. Your eyes convey worried curiosity but your jack-o-lantern grin says you've been waiting for this moment your whole life.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-19 21:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-19 21:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's not that difficult to be taller than me.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-07-19 20:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I could unsee this. Next time post a pic of the gravel marks on your knuckles.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-19 19:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spawn of the BFG...
Fizz pop, fizz bang!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-07-19 19:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, but I'm prettier.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-19 19:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
... and a whole lot goofier looking.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-07-19 19:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lazy eye and a yellow toothed bad smile. Lucky for you that you're tall.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-07-19 18:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Saturday have a +2 from me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-19 17:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a rubber face monkey
Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2008-07-19 17:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait a minute, Marge. I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire." This is a man in drag!
-- Homer Simpson
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-07-19 16:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Too bad your horizontal length suffered.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-19 16:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that drool on your shirt, beanpole? Probably is with that lopsided grin of yours.