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Submitted by Sars (View user info) at 2008-07-19 23:35:56 EDT
No message.
Those seem to massively shit-bomb anyway.
Suck my balls.
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd pee in your butt, in a completely respectable kind of way though.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-22 18:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sincere (user info) at 2008-07-22 17:53:35 EDT (#)
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more pics?
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Of me or my mudflaps?
WWHHWHY dear lord.
Submitted by Sincere (user info) at 2008-07-22 17:53:35 EDT (#)
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more pics?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-22 02:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, there is ONE asian and I do all of the asian porn.
Eels in the asshole? yup, that was me!!
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-22 01:59:13 EDT (#)
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Didn't I see a video of you lying on your back in a bathtub shitting on your face somewhere? you're tub girl right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-21 17:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just in case you really have a pussy, I'll leave this +2 and slowly back my way to the door...
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-21 16:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was at a time when I said lots of random made-up shit that sounded funny; somehow this is all that I'm left with 7 years later. I'd apologize, but honestly, I'm not going to cut out one word for the sake of uber.
anywho + :D/ :( = pop tarts
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-21 15:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is a word only illiterate chavs with no vocabulary use.
It is not necessary.
Mind you, it is probably in the same league as my use of emoticons. So maybe we can forgive each other and be friends after all?
i love a happy ending :)
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-21 15:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why?
I actually do say it a lot; why is it such an affront?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-21 15:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you say anywho again, we can't be friends :(
It is the law
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-21 12:43:08 EDT (#)
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um. Ahem. Ew.
Gaggle= the imagination of a retarded 7 mo old.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-21 12:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Suck my balls."
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+2 sexy shemale.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-21 12:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no blush, really. I think it looks like a lil eyeliner, too, but I was there. (I think)
No, it's just the way my asian eyelashes make me look like a damn liar.
Seriously, why is everyone such dicks around here? Why do I look like an alter? Can someone please EXPLAIN that?????
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-21 09:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this may have already been said but...
"me so horny G.I., me love you long time..."
Submitted by gAGGLE (user info) at 2008-07-21 06:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ting tong
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-21 06:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All we need now is a slavik, an inuit and some manner of island person and we'll have an ethnic full house!
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-21 04:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My god some of these people are racist and mean. I think you are very beautiful. I could of sworn i saw some eyeliner and blush though. No make-up? I don't believe you.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-21 03:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're hot...but could be an alter.
altot? holter? hoter? halter?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-21 03:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-20 19:56:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I used to bang a Vietnamese chick- the first love of my life - and later, after I was dumped, a Korean chick.
I'd be interested in adding you to the list.
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You know this is one of the biggest regrets I have, well in women terms. I have never EEeeeever banged?! an asian chick, or even kissed one.
That is pathetic.
Then again if I had it would have been against their will, so im glad I havent.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the diapers and laundry baskets.
If there were a pile of clean dishes and a hot meal in the picture too I'd +2 everything you've done.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A 0? Really?
Wow, you must be used to going on dates reminiscent of lady and the tramp, aye?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I used to bang a Vietnamese chick- the first love of my life - and later, after I was dumped, a Korean chick.
I'd be interested in adding you to the list.
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah baby, you strap chains on me any day of the week.
Every little boy wants a firetruck. Get your minions with their dainty little fingers building now!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh well I haven't seen Biloxi Blues. I believe you, though. I think cracker's been around since like the 20's...I'll ask my grams..
So sweet hidden...I'll have to just say "yes" of course
Just sayin', if firetrucks are in such demand, I'll definitely be makin' them for the masses.
Too bad I'm lazy; I think we should bring back slavery. But, use would-be prisoners instead, and if they fuck up, BAM, we can do whatever we want short of killing/ maiming them. (Decreases utility)
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think its so 60's too as I heard it referenced in a Movie called Biloxi Blues.
Now why are you going crazy on the firetruck thing?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hang out in your neck of the woods often. we should bang.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Cracker" is so...90's (?)
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, maybe if I knew ONE other asian person, we'd all sit around making red firetrucks (much like elves) and make fun of white people, EXCEPT for the Irish (Give me an irishmen with an accent and you'll be willing to fork over your 401k.) We will do this while eating crumpets, sushi, and ice cream. (Unlike elves)
We found a sushi/pizza/ice cream place last night at the beach, fucking Asians fucking everything up.
Did I mention how delicious the pizza was, though?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am least offended when people call me cracker. But when they pull out the ol whitey thing and get in my face I dislike it.
I'm sorry if I offended you with the gook thing it was all in fun (mine not yours) and I'm truly sorry if it stung ya. It is good conditioning though if your going to stick around this place.
Ciao...
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Asian jokes never get old? I'm pretty sure you have white people jokes only I've never heard one because they'll all be in a funny language except Irish jokes. Nevertheless I know they're out there.
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Least racially offensive?
I'm hoping she starts going at me for being a white all conquering slave trader totally lacking any soul. I like my chicks quirky with a bit of pezaz.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unless you're talking about an actual firetruck, getting a toy one for a gift is LAME!
I don't know about the slur-thing. They're all equally retarded. I guess the most offensive is when war vets talk about those damn (insert name here).
I don't really get offended, anyway. Life's too fucking short and I honestly just don't give a shit...
I'm on auction, no set pricing. (Did I mention that asian jokes NEVER get old?!)
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what is wrong with fire trucks? are you anti 911 or something?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
as far as offensive explatives go which one do you find the least offensive racially speaking?
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't be regretful, you are representative of many of the dreams I am most fond of.
The fact you can blow firetrucks out your ass and fully intend sending your children to work in sweat shops is a bonus for you.
Its a shame you are American, does that mean I can't pick you up for real on one of those 'Shop for a Hot Asian Bride' websites. If you are available, send me the link now, I'm sure I can make you a sweet offer.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Are you talking about an action figure, Dirk???
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm starting to regret putting an actual picture up, and relatively recent,
Firetruck? About as lame as asking for a punctured ball.
Why's it make me rate my own shit when it really doesn't matter?
Gook? Really? So many other options out there...
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch out for small parts.
And... Only suitable for children aged 3 and under.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and I can't have sex with her I have a girlfriend that would kick my ass from here to the hochiminh trail and back. You may....unless she turns out to really be a cyborg then I think I'm ok.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a firetruck.
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright!
Poots, you take the left eye and I'll take the right eye and if this piece of Asian scrumpet is as good as she says she is we'll both be getting action men for Christmas.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, well the Chinese pretty much OWN the toy market. Fuck yeah, lead is almost as good as butter!
I read that wrong like 3 times, IN the right eye, not RIGHT in the eye ...
But I don't make toys...My kids will, I decided. If they aren't making clothes/ shoes/ toys by the time they're 3, they're fucking OUT. I've got standards to maintain, my kids will not be exceptions.
Pokey?
Main Entry:
po·key Listen to the pronunciation of pokey
Pronunciation:
\ˈpō-kē\
Function:
noun
Inflected Form(s):
plural pokeys
Etymology:
origin unknown
Date:
circa 1919
slang : jail
Well, if the MW doesn't know, I'm not sure we ever will.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and I believe gook is the proper nomenclature dirk.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dirk you want a poke at her before I take her to the pokey?
Why do they call it the pokey anyway?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to punch you in the right eye so the red cyborg eye thing is exposed and slap some cuffs on and take you down town charlie brown. All of us real americans will sleep comfortably tonight knowing that chinese cyborgs won't be infiltrating our countrys' cheaply made toy market.
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now she's sexy! Cybrg Asian chick, come to pappa!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your a fucking cyborg sent by china to sell us more lead infested products aren't you.
GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU FUCKING T-2000 WANNA BE CUNT!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 13:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So it's more "alter" as in "alternative" identity;
not as in "altercation"? The two seem to go hand in hand round these parts....
And what indications have there been that I'd be an alter? Am I missing something? Or why do these dipshits keep calling me an alter?
"Submitted by Disphit McGee(user info) at 2008-07-20 12:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter"
Ironically, I pulled that and it was Doodles, who actually rated that to me. (bad grammar, lo siento)
WHY IS THERE NOTHING ON TV ON SUNDAYS????
The day I want to lay around veg out and there's nothing on!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-20 12:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, you're like a total illusion. A face with features yet totally flat. A low-tech solution to seeing through nose and around corners albeit many thousands of years of evolution later. I always knew you guys had a plan.
Yes, you are indeed a supreme being and totally awesome.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 12:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's because the bridge of my nose is almost obsolete; given the flat topography of my face.
But, oh, it's mainly because I kick ass. Don't forget that part.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-20 12:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some kind of new-fangle Japanese visual impant that allows you to see through your nose and round corners. The technology is staggering, it fries my mind.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 12:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she's that fucking awesome? she can see around her nose? but clearly in this picture the right eye would need to have exray vision to see through the nose when looking slightly to the left.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-20 12:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I just got it and I'm laughing, I'd +2 your nick alone.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 12:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't understand what that means.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-07-20 12:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
we'd make quite an exotic couple. think about it.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 12:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Banjo- Thanks. I had no idea... (what the hell? I got that name when SARS had just become the new hot everyone runs around freaking out over something else-demic; and I'm asian, so the asian jokes NEVER GET OLD...NEVER)
Poot- I'm that fucking awesome.
I really am.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-20 11:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SARS - Severe Acute Respiratory System... seems fitting...
Fron Wikipedia:
Outbreak in south China
Main article: Progress of the SARS outbreak
The epidemic of SARS appears to have started in Guangdong Province, China in November 2002. The first case of SARS was reportedly originated in Shunde, Foshan, Guangdong in Nov 2002, and the patient, a farmer, was treated in the First People's Hospital of Foshan. The patient died soon after, and no definite diagnosis was made on his cause of death. ("Patient #0" -- first reported symptoms -- has been attributed to Charles Bybelezar of Montreal, Quebec, Canada) and, despite taking some action to control it, Chinese government officials did not inform the World Health Organization of the outbreak until February 2003, restricting media coverage in order to preserve public confidence. This lack of openness caused delays in efforts to control the epidemic, resulting in criticism of the People's Republic of China (PRC) from the international community. The PRC has since officially apologized for early slowness in dealing with the SARS epidemic.[5]
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 11:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
btw how do you see out of your right eye when looking slightly to the left?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 11:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
com com chow. You are not that dense. But I will oblige sense you may be sewing the seeds of love with me one day in the future if my girlfriend kicks me out.
dictionary.com gave this as a definition of alter-to make different in some particular, as size, style, course, or the like; modify....got a clue yet? no I shall continue. it also said this-to castrate or spay...well that's a bad definition in relation to the topic moving on. this is the last definition it had for alter my bug eyed pocahontas- to change; become different or modified. now it should be apparent what people are saying about you.
They said the same about me and still do. It's, more than anything, a cheap slight on ones character like using the word bitch was a couple years back. I mean everyone I knew thought it was funny and really fucking cool to call each other a bitch every five seconds especially macho redneck types who had no fucking clue of what to say in verbal fisticuffs and would revert to the old stand by to vindicate thier hatred and justify thier ignorance.
Really truly what they are saying is that you are someone else posing as this little yellow thing we see. Fuck em in the butt with a pigs' cock charlie.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 11:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not every lip ring is "emo" and I'm not even sure how a piece of jewelry itself can be termed "emo", it has no emotion, and I'm no emo fag, so there. I win.
Can someone PLEASE TELL ME WHAT AN ALTER IS? (So far I've gathered that it's someone who generally just pisses everyone else off, which I seem good at...) (THANKS!)
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 10:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll never understand the difference between this picture and the one of the unabonger down below. I guess you rate the poster and not the post when it comes to camwhoring? I dunno. I have a penchant for ladies from the orient and think you may have a future with my cock n balls.
do you want number one fuckee? me love you long time. me licky licky fucky smoke cigarette in pussy make boom boom. but never with a fucking soul brotha. soul brotha pack alot of meat too beaucoup. EMJEE! EMJEE! *fade to boots are made for walking*
Welllll....that's not true. I am in love with a wonderful woman who is bearing my child and until she kicks my sorry ass to the curb you're gonna have to take the on deck circle. Sorry baby but I'm a one woman man. *fade to black*
Submitted by Sincere (user info) at 2008-07-20 10:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rare to see an asian on a non-'asian centric' forum.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-20 10:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-20 08:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr Dudley! My real name is not Ting Tong...it's really Tong Ting
Ting Tong lady boy!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2008-07-20 06:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sars? I prefer a bit of H5N1.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-07-20 05:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Emo lip ring.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-20 05:02:08 EDT (#)
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my mother told me never to trust people whose eyes are so far apart.
or was that close together
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-20 04:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
alter much?
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-07-20 04:16:08 EDT (#)
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Me too.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-20 03:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd throw it in ya.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-20 02:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you're an alter by the by.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-20 02:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn mongorians.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-07-20 02:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, you're pretty.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-07-20 01:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 for hot-orient. Keep up the good work
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-07-20 01:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have got yellow fever and you are not helping it!
Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2008-07-20 01:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
suck your balls?
how could that be possible?
I'll do it though...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-20 00:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh huh
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-07-20 00:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-07-19 23:41:00 EDT (#)
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Nice herpes
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-19 23:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
O and I'm not wearing a drop of makeup.
I'm that ballsy.