I went outside and took a picture from my front garden. (549 hits)
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Submitted by DirkDiggler (View user info) at 2008-07-20 14:12:28 EDT
Its too quiet here. This is a picture from my front garden. I like it here, my nearest neighbour lives 5 miles away. I own my own converted barn, its sweet although i'd say its lonely as hell as there's no Mrs Diggler to jolly up the inside although there is on occassion a lady playing the short-term role of Mrs Diggler every now and then. Then I bury her in the back garden and she is no more.
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-22 02:27:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-21 12:21:20 EDT (#)
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Some people don't need to constantly be surrounded by inane masses to forget how worthless they really are.
Tranquility's nice...
for burying people.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:41:36 EDT (#)
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Its too quiet here. This is a picture from my front garden. I like it here, my nearest neighbour lives 5 miles away. I own my own converted barn, its sweet although i'd say its lonely as hell as there's no Mrs Diggler to jolly up the inside although there is on occassion a lady playing the short-term role of Mrs Diggler every now and then. Then I bury her in the back garden and she is no more.
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Living alone, in a barn, womanless, wanking over inflatable sheep.
Keep up the good work.
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:33:23 EDT (#)
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Is EI not giving you any action that you're in here throwing your toys?
This is the South of England! There are none of those little Gillespie critters running around here.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:18:17 EDT (#)
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Pssh. Looks like some two-bit, backwards village where the people have names like 'Gillespie' and speak with ridiculous accents.
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:14:21 EDT (#)
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EI is right about the picture.
As you can see the sky isn't dark and the land is and it isn't anything to do with taking a poor picture. You see, my house is on the side of a hill. At that particular time, the sun was just setting over the back of the hill casting this side into shadow. The sky still looks bright and on that day I loved the patterns the clouds made. I had to make sure I didn't over saturate the land losing the effect of the sky. This was a first time snap, I didn't photoshop it for it to come out the way it did, it was good timing and usw of the light.
F.J. if you don't know tranquility and beauty when you see it, you are a moron.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-21 10:31:02 EDT (#)
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Looks like the middle of nowhere. A boring place for boring people.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-21 10:17:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-21 10:08:38 EDT (#)
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Idiot
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-21 03:16:29 EDT (#)
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and yeah i do think you have to know what your doing with a camera to take this photo, so talented may have been an exagerration but still.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-21 02:07:01 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck would use this as their screensaver? It's dark as shit, kind of blurry, o did I mention it is a dark blurry mash of sky and something almost unidentifiable?
The scene is purty, not the picture.
"I got his whole wiener in my mouth"
"How does getting Butters to put his wiener in your mouth make HIM gay?"
Cartman.
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-20 19:04:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-07-20 17:25:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:07:53 EDT (#)
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Now, im sure i had this photo on my screensaver and has been used on here...soooo either your sooo talented its crazy or you are a big oaf.
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You consider the person who took this picture to be soooo talented? Really?
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Clearly so talented its crazy. Glad you like the view from my humble abode out in the sticks for this is a bonfide real picture.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-07-20 17:25:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:07:53 EDT (#)
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Now, im sure i had this photo on my screensaver and has been used on here...soooo either your sooo talented its crazy or you are a big oaf.
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You consider the person who took this picture to be soooo talented? Really?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:50:27 EDT (#)
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+2 total absence of humans
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:07:53 EDT (#)
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Now, im sure i had this photo on my screensaver and has been used on here...soooo either your sooo talented its crazy or you are a big oaf.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:05:01 EDT (#)
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This shenannigans is actually turning into a good read.
Welcome to Uber Dirk.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:03:19 EDT (#)
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What's with the lime?
Maybe I could dig a hole and live underground, popping out when you send ya bitches outside and snatchin' em up like a tarantula. Nothing like a little horrified desperation before you die!
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:50:56 EDT (#)
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I don't recall stating when I went outside and took this picture only that I went outside.
Its a dirty job burying ma Bitches. Fingers and toes off, facial mutilation, lime. I'm only telling you this to make sure you are not weak minded.
My amenities. If you bury my left overs I will give you use of my ample wine cellar so you may build your beautiful red firetrucks with many magnets and small parts for choking children.
As for sexing The Diggler... I don't usually mix work and pleasure. My tastes are a little on the exotic side and I'd much rather you as an employee than my Egor.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:43:00 EDT (#)
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I may not have taken this picture today.----
O. Well then you're just a blithering liar.
I had considered putting an advert out there for Ditch Digger for ma Bitches but wasn't sure I would get the write kind of help.
---- Bitches are bitches, thus dispensable. If they're not the right kind of help, just dispose of them (I can help of course)
You need to be discrete, enjoy working unsociable hours and remember the confidentiality of your work. It would not do for you to go blabbing around the village that you just buried its sweetest most recently deflowered angel now would it?
---I'm a tiny asian girl, you think i have problems with being discrete?
---I keep the hours of a vampire.
---If I told someone, I would bury them immediately.
In return, you can have full access to the Diggler amenities.
--- Such as? A fully stocked kitchen? That's all I really need...
O, and you must be great in bed. Or willing to learn.
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:39:42 EDT (#)
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Yes, i am a great believer in the herbal gardening.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:37:28 EDT (#)
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Do any herbal gardening?
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:31:31 EDT (#)
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I may not have taken this picture today.
I had considered putting an advert out there for Ditch Digger for ma Bitches but wasn't sure I would get the write kind of help.
You need to be discrete, enjoy working unsociable hours and remember the confidentiality of your work. It would not do for you to go blabbing around the village that you just buried its sweetest most recently deflowered angel now would it?
In return, you can have full access to the Diggler amenities.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-20 14:25:41 EDT (#)
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I'll help you dig holes...for the bitches of course.
It's pretty but why's it so dark? What time is it, dear lord?!