My First Whore (519 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.1 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-07-20 20:16:34 EDT
My fiancé has never asked me to cum on her tits. That is why I love her. That is why I am marrying her. She's not the whore that Melissa was.
Looking back on it now, I all makes perfect sense. Like they say, hindsight is a motherfucker. I met Melissa the Whore at work. She worked on the floor below mine and we shared a couple clients. At the time I was not only dating someone but I was also sleeping with 2 people on my floor. I'm not proud of it, but what's done is done.
Word travels fast at work, especially when it involves interoffice fucking. Melissa had heard I was "hard" at work and that is why she set her sites on me. In Wedding Crashers, Vince Vaughn's character comments that a tattoo on the lower back is a bullseye. No truer words have ever been spoken. Factor in a pierced nostril, belly button ring, and a taste for college football and beer and you have yourselves a true slut. Sadly I didn't see it that way back then.
Chivalry took over and I eventually ended things with the women I was dating and I also refrained from participating in sex acts with coworkers and became exclusively involved with Melissa. I fucked her on our first date. How could I not pass that up?
We had sex. I mean a lot of sex. Didn't matter where, didn't matter when. She just wanted to fuck. At the time I thought nothing of it. One night while fucking on her parents' bed, she tells me to cum on her tits. Always being the kind of guy that wants to make his woman happy, I obliged her demand and hosed 'em down. She proceeded to spend the next few minutes rubbing my nut sweat all over her tits and licking her fingers.
hosed 'em down. She proceeded to spend the next few minutes rubbing my nut sweat all over her tits and licking her fingers.
Have you ever had a small voice in the back of your head tell you that something wasn't right but you ignored it? This was one of those times for me. A little voice from within was telling me that what I just witness only happens in porn by women with daddy issues and drug addictions. The kind of women that fuck simply because that is all they think they are good for and so it becomes all they know. I ignored that voice because my penis was too impressed with how low this woman was willing to sink to just to get some attention. It should have been a huge fucking sign.
A few months later I began to notice changes in our relationship. She began "working late" and was often leaving for being "tired from work". She was barely interested in holding hands anymore and a sexual relationship had long ceased to exist. I talked to her several times and she always said it was the new job she had taken. Several nights she called leaving crazy messages saying that one of her friends saw me out at a bar making out with some women. She never said who told her or where I was supposedly at. It was very strange. I finally couldn't take any more and I ended it.
About a year later I run into an old friend from high school. He tells me that he is working up where Melissa works. I ask if he knows her and he replies that everyone up there knows here because she has fucked nearly every male and female employee. There were even rumors of her being involved with clients. I told him how I knew her, he turned white and then left.
A few weeks later I run into someone that shared an office with her at the workplace we met at. She had gotten married while I was dating Melissa and invited us to the wedding. Rachel was not always happy that she was married, but she stayed. I think it was because it was much more convenient to stay together and cheat than it was to get an expensive divorce.
One day her husband was at work and she was cleaning up the house. Rachel found some pictures taken from digital camera showing Melissa drinking and fingering herself as well as having sex with two other guys. One of those guys was her husband. Rachel tell me that she made copies and sent them via certified mail to Melissa and asked her to explain. Four months have passed by and there has been no explanation to Rachel. Rachel's husband still cheats but so does Rachel now.
I've long since settled down. I no longer cheat and I am engaged to be married to a wonderful woman next year. We have hot sex but it is not the humiliating porno freak sex. Be skeptical of any woman that is willing to let you photograph her having sex. Be skeptical of any woman that considers cumming on her tits to be sexually gratifying.
You don't have to be Paris Hilton to be a skank.
User Reviews
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-08-18 03:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I betcha your sex life fucking sucks.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-20 23:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I started to wish that the internet had a moderator then i realised i could just pray to Allah to hit you with a truck.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-20 23:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-07-20 22:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is so funny how often comments offend people on here. I really do enjoy seeing how many of you take yourselves too seriously.
has it ever occurred to anyone that i do this shit on purpose?
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show some backbone and argue your point, wimp. I was gonna +1 this for saying 'tits' and 'nutsweat' until I saw that.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-07-20 23:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You really don't know the first thing about women
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-07-20 22:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is so funny how often comments offend people on here. I really do enjoy seeing how many of you take yourselves too seriously.
has it ever occurred to anyone that i do this shit on purpose?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-20 22:21:24 EDT (#)
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Factor in a pierced nostril, belly button ring, and a taste for college football and beer and you have yourselves a true slut.
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Huh?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-20 21:33:32 EDT (#)
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yeah heaven forfend women actually might enjoy sex. we should cover those bitches up from head to toe, so they longer tempt us with their dirty, dirty flesh.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-20 20:56:47 EDT (#)
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Melissa sounds fun.
You sound a little slow.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-20 20:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't look now, but you're an immature moron. Sorry - I spoiled the surprise.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-20 20:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just because you dated a whore doesn't mean any woman who is a little kinky is promiscuous. You know nothing about women.