To Fuck an Alien (1105 hits)
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Submitted by JesterLilt (View user info) at 2008-07-22 08:50:16 EDT
No. 1 "This console isnae takin' me orders Captain!"
Captain "Bloody Nora man, what the hell's wrong with it this time?"
No. 1 "Fuck knows! I've been tappin' these fuckin' buttons fer 5 minutes solid and we havnae moved an inch!"
Captain "I need my thrusters you incompetent pillock or we'll not be going anywhere!"
No. 1 "Aye, I've been lookin' forward tae this vacation fer the last month ken. Do you no think its in me own best interests to get this sack o' shite flyin'?"
Captain "Well stop bloody talking about it and do something about it. Those ditsy little minxes will wait for me no longer."
Whooooooooooosh............ zzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaappp.............. buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........
No. 1 "Captain, I've got it! You fuckin' dancer! Its beautiful women, plenty o' beer and plenty o' sex fer us Captain!"
Captain "Yes, indeed it shall be. I hope you've brought the necessary precautions. They may be beautiful but they are lethal."
No. 1 "If you mean have I brought my anti-acidity kevlar condoms so I dinnae fall prey tae the cock rotting bodily fluids o' this beautiful race o' women then yes I have... Captain....?"
Captain "What is it No. 1"
No. 1 "Is it wrong to fuck aliens?"
Captain "In what sense?"
No. 1 "Well, is it kindae like bestiality... like fuckin' yer dog cos there no human? Or is it ok cos they're sentient?"
Captain "I don't know what you're talking about. We are the supreme race in the universe, we can fuck where, who and when we like."
No. 1 "That's no what I mean at all... What if I get one o' them pregnant? What happens then? What will the baby look like?"
Captain "You're supposed to be my second in command you fucking imbecile. How can you get a woman pregnant with a Kevlar condom?"
No. 1 "I'm no jus speakin' about these women. You get non-acid ladies. These ones jus happen to be nicer lookin' and worth the risk. I mean, there are laws... They must be there for a reason."
Captain "Poppycock you useless oaf. My cock will fuck the length and breadth of the universe and no Galactic Interspecies Mating Treaty is going to stop it!"
No. 1 "Right you are Captain! Its fuckin' in the beautiful land of ditsy lady minxes fer us!"
Enter the galley boy
Captain "What the fuck are you doing on my bridge space urchin?"
Galley boy "Sir... we've been boarded... all the crew are dead!"
Captain "Boarded you say? Boarded by what?"
Galley boy "Man eating furry beasts with big teeth and claws. They've torn the crew limb for limb!"
Captain "Everyone?"
Galley boy "That's what I said sir."
Captain "And you survived?"
Galley boy "I know my way through the ventilation tunnels sir. I dropped out of the one just before you enter the door onto the bridge."
Captain "Very resourceful of you. No. 1, Seal the bridge and vent the rest of the ship's atmosphere to space. Honestly, what a bloody inconvenience. Now I must stop at a space port and hire a whole new crew."
No. 1 "Captain... I cannae bypass the life support. They've tapped into wur mainframe. I've lost control o' the ship!"
Captain "Can you manipulate the gravity? Make the rest of the ship high gravity stopping their movement?"
No. 1 "I cannae Captain, all systems are locked down... fuck it.... We're no even flyin' where we're meant to be. We're headed fer that gid big black hole oer there!"
Captain "Goodness, this isn't looking good. How long before we reach the event horizon?"
Galley boy "Please Captain, this is my first trip. My dad said the acid ladies would make a real man out of me. That I wouldn't know what a real woman was until I'd slept with one of them. Its like a right of passage in my family. Every son must fuck an acid lady. Is there nothing we can do? I can't die a virgin!"
Captain "Shut up you snivelling weasel. Imagine going to this planet a virgin! You won't know what to do with your prize when you get her. Out of my sight, get under that console so I don't have to look at your pathetic face."
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
No. 1 "Fuck me, they're at the door, they're comin' in! Captain, we have to make it tae the escape pod!"
Captain "Yes, I think you're right. Come on No. 1, lets abandon this hunk of junk for lost. There's a space station just round the corner we can stop off at. Mummy and daddy will get me another ship and we'll be nobbing our way back round the universe in no time."
No. 1 "Aye aye Captain."
Scuttling feet running off into the distance.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
CRASH!
Stream of footsteps entering.
Intruder "Alright Kev, where are you?"
Sound of shuffling and standing up
Galley boy "Alright geezer, how's it going?"
Intruder "Bloody great mate. Fucking dum asses, did they really just fall for the oldest trick in the book?"
Galley boy "I believe they did. Onwards and upwards then. Where to?"
Intruder "We'll not be going anywhere near a planet full of acidic women I can tell you that much. Fuck that for a laugh."
User Reviews
Submitted by devildog (user info) at 2008-09-04 15:18:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Naplander (user info) at 2008-08-30 14:43:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WhiteBearalicious (user info) at 2008-08-25 16:39:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2008-08-18 15:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Linus is a jerk
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-18 15:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 BOOM -- Dunno how much this is gonna do since I've +2d most of your posts anyway =P
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2008-08-12 17:43:08 EDT (#)
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WTF?
Submitted by scinut (user info) at 2008-08-08 17:05:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tmofw (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:35:00 EDT (#)
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I love you after all and want to have your babies. As ugly as they may be.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-24 05:10:24 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Go write another crap poem!
That was some funny shit!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
virgins giving banjo shit because they are virgins below
virgins
to clarify:
virgins below
Submitted by PoeticSoul (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who is this fucking prick below?
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:19:27 EDT (#)
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myshit, i take it you think your particular brand of ass drivel is funny?
Typical english cunt, no wonder the rest of the world hates know it all fucks like yourself.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bullslinebacker, hush now. I have bigger fish to fry.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I KNEW you'd say that.
I am so fucking clever!
It was all a big experiment.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHhAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:11:02 EDT (#)
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Grow up fuckwit..
I take it you are English?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HA!
Tricked you!!
HAHAHAHA RETARD>>>!!!
I only labelled them like that to see how you would react.
I WINNERZ @ TEH INTERNETS!!!!!!!!
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-23 10:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hell, are you really that sad!
Your label list speaks for what a prick you are.
-2 This guy, -2 That guy....
Are you that much of a spastic?
Seriously...
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 10:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahahaha
still making out you meant it little boy?
Even though we all know that you didn't.
Twat.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-23 09:48:54 EDT (#)
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Not at all you cock knocker.
I had some fun and it got you riled up.
Who could ask for more....
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 09:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
same shit you pulled but done 5 years ago.
Feeling like the cunt that we all know you are?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 09:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-23 09:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kudos on the post, very enjoyable!
myshit you are a total fucktard.
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Fuck you experiment boy.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=3654
Read that dickweed.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-23 09:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kudos on the post, very enjoyable!
myshit you are a total fucktard.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 08:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your constant changing opinions (well, lies basically) are confusing me.
Are we saying it is now OK to own alters and retal -2 you?
I think that's what you said.
Man I can't keep up with you.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-23 02:38:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-07-22 20:58:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-22 16:46:49 EDT (#)
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It would be much easier to fuck an alien. Hang out by the border with an INS jacket on and tell the women youll look the other way for a fuck. Don't forget your kevlar condoms though.
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2008-07-22 16:14:07 EDT (#)
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shit
Submitted by sambo13 (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:38:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by gAGGLE (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:19:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-22 13:40:50 EDT (#)
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mmm slipping
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-22 13:36:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-22 17:54:07 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-22 06:08:29 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Today I am going to purchase a new epilator.
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i got a silk epil. works pretty well but holy shit don't let it slip anywhere sensitive.
hi, banjo!
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I was gonna get the new one, well new in this country, seems good 40 tweezers, but they had none in.
Haha i hope you don't speak from experience, regarding the slipping. ouch!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-22 13:34:50 EDT (#)
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PLAGIARIST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90188
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90261
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90877
WHAT KIND OF GAME ARE YOU PLAYING MANBEARPIG?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-22 13:14:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-22 13:11:32 EDT (#)
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I was pissed about wasting time reading this.
then I realized you wasted even more time writing it and now I hold deep sympathy for you.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 12:56:56 EDT (#)
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Mucho ouchness, epilators hurt sooo much.
Hey exp.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-22 12:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-22 06:08:29 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Today I am going to purchase a new epilator.
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i got a silk epil. works pretty well but holy shit don't let it slip anywhere sensitive.
hi, banjo!
Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2008-07-22 12:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its all in the reflexes.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-22 12:47:31 EDT (#)
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JackAlterBurton had already said it, and using less words no less, so here; have a plus two on me.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-22 12:46:31 EDT (#)
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That's kind of what I meant. The haters are attentionwhores, by giving them attention you feed them. Stop it, stop with the smacktalking, the arguing, the trying to explain and just accept that you will never see eye to eye with them and that spending energy on trying to get them to understand is a total waste of said energy and get back to writing and rating for fun. The whole thing will die a lot quicker if you do.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 12:40:46 EDT (#)
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I did ignore it, for ages and ages. I'm back to ignoring it now. Had my fun with alters and thanks from your one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-22 12:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. Go fuck yourself
Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2008-07-22 12:26:20 EDT (#)
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your responses incite yet more attention. were you to ignore it originally, none of this would've happened.
have a +2 from my alter to cancel out the fuckwittery below.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2008-07-22 12:24:18 EDT (#)
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I liked it. fuck the haters.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 12:17:01 EDT (#)
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Well, I guess I should be flattered that whichever doffus it is, be it you or not Oathy, thinks I warrant the attention. I mean, they've really gone to twon getting my attention. Uberboarded twice in so many weeks, posts hounded etc. All good stuff.
Fey - I'd like nothing more than to go back to being a nice well-mannered person writing, reviewing and making fun for the fun of it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-22 12:13:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-22 17:07:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
(This was interesting. You really, really should stop smack-talking and trying to sound tough, it doesn't suit you.)
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Or you should just talk however the hell you like it is only the fucking internet.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-22 12:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just so you know, and to reiterate in case you can't read, I don't use my alters anymore.
None of the ones attacking this post are ones I own. Swear to god.
Believe me if you want, or not. I don't care. Just thought I'd say so.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-22 12:07:45 EDT (#)
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(This was interesting. You really, really should stop smack-talking and trying to sound tough, it doesn't suit you.)
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:53:10 EDT (#)
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Banned with your previous username fuckwit. Clearly not this one.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116429#2747413
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Nope, not banned... yet at least.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Banned.
I'm not banned.
LOOK... I'm RATING!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-22 16:49:11 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-22 16:44:43 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck yeah, felt good, felt like sweet retribution.
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May I point the whore to ALL comments on her previous abortion of a post.
THIS IS JUST THE INTERNETS... Retribution?!
I MEAN.... BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
bhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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I'm saying 2 can play at the same game you moron ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Game?
what game?
I don't have an alter.
YOU do.
You use it to be an asshole and minus two my posts that I put a LOT of effort into. And I really REALLY REAAAALLLLY care about my rating.... oh wait... no, that's you as well.
I only see one person playing games here toots.
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Yeah, didn't you get banned for being twat? not much has changed has it?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-22 16:44:43 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck yeah, felt good, felt like sweet retribution.
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May I point the whore to ALL comments on her previous abortion of a post.
THIS IS JUST THE INTERNETS... Retribution?!
I MEAN.... BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
bhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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I'm saying 2 can play at the same game you moron ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Game?
what game?
I don't have an alter.
YOU do.
You use it to be an asshole and minus two my posts that I put a LOT of effort into. And I really REALLY REAAAALLLLY care about my rating.... oh wait... no, that's you as well.
I only see one person playing games here toots.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You two should just fuck like rabbits and be done with it. You could cut through the sexual tension on this post with a knife.
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-22 16:44:43 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck yeah, felt good, felt like sweet retribution.
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May I point the whore to ALL comments on her previous abortion of a post.
THIS IS JUST THE INTERNETS... Retribution?!
I MEAN.... BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
bhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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I'm saying 2 can play at the same game you moron ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck yeah, felt good, felt like sweet retribution.
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May I point the whore to ALL comments on her previous abortion of a post.
THIS IS JUST THE INTERNETS... Retribution?!
I MEAN.... BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
bhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck yeah, felt good, felt like sweet retribution.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought that I told you to STFU?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sand in vag below.
I thought you had retired your alter?
I thought you didn't have one??
It just minus -2'd all my posts ALL BY ITSELF !! LOLZERZ!!!!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm waiting for 3% of uber to land in this post fuckhead. Seeing you pull the strings on so many accounts I'm expecting near on 1000 comments in this post alone.
Submitted by jennaration (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, if that's what you want.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:34:13 EDT (#)
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You're so big and tough and scary! Look at you having a bigger voice and opinion thatn everybody else. You were a bully at school weren't you and then some geek bopped you in the nose and you went blubbering to your mum.
That's your daddy's uniform you were wearing becasue you could never quite cut it. What a fucking supreme jackass loser you are. I could care less what you think, bring it on fuck head.
Did I mention you were an ugly cunt?
Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
see
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
something tells me this post will end up with a negative rating.
...just a hunch.
Submitted by The_Armed_Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You try way too hard to be poular.
Submitted by Skware (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:00:07 EDT (#)
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You can drop that in every single one of my posts from now on myshit. It only makes me laugh so thank you for contributing a bit of joy and a smile to my life.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-22 10:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey!
Remember back in the days.... when you did this and made yourself look really dumb?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117739
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-22 10:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hate to admit it, but i enjoyed this.
I want an acid woman and some Kevlar condoms!
Bet you can't feel shit through a kevlar condom.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-22 10:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nerd Shit
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-22 10:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
mildly amusing
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-22 10:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain "I don't know what you're talking about. We are the supreme race in the universe, we can fuck where, who and when we like."
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Potential words to live by.
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sounds aryan to me.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain "I don't know what you're talking about. We are the supreme race in the universe, we can fuck where, who and when we like."
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Potential words to live by.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:20:28 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ending was weak but it's refreshing to have something on the front page that isn't "I went outside and took a photo of me holding my yearbook photo like somebody famous"
Also, this made me laugh for some reason - No. 1 "Captain, I've got it! You fuckin' dancer!
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Perhaps I shouldn't have promised alien sex in the title and the ending would not have been so disappointing...?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would fuck Berty if he was in the shape of a beautiful women.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ending was weak but it's refreshing to have something on the front page that isn't "I went outside and took a photo of me holding my yearbook photo like somebody famous"
Also, this made me laugh for some reason - No. 1 "Captain, I've got it! You fuckin' dancer!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-22 13:59:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Would you fuck a dog if it was in the shape of a beautiful woman?
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I wouldn't fuck a beatiful woman, question back at you.
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I don't think so, but then I'm a prude.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
linkwhore - find alien sex here --> http://www.ubersite.com/m/115713
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Today I am going to purchase a new epilator.
And lawnmower. I believe rotary will give me the meatest results.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Alien sex?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-22 13:59:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Would you fuck a dog if it was in the shape of a beautiful woman?
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I wouldn't fuck a beatiful woman, question back at you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-22 08:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Would you fuck a dog if it was in the shape of a beautiful woman?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-22 08:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, I was looking forward to the alien sex.
You geek.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-22 08:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yah!