Different people on this planet (211 hits)
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Submitted by Traxadron (View user info) at 2008-07-22 09:10:49 EDT
Yeah yeah!!
Working in a conference business I get to meet and work with a lot of people. Most of them are ok, but there is a good fucking number of them that I would love to shoot in the face with a hunting rifle at close range.
For example:
Asian people are very easy to deal with, as they hardly speak English and will except you as your master as long you throw in some technical terms and prove them wrong. " you don't need four speakers in this room mam, you only need 2. Ahhhhhhhhh.....- they say. And thats that. They don't argue much and are easy to push over.
Europeans are a pain in the ass most of the time. For starters, Brits are hard to understand, but I respect their accents and try to play along with them, its fun. Italians are stubborn as goats and will argue and talk in some funny sounding language. It usually ends with me cursing their mother out in my native Russian. We seam to understand each other from there on.
CONGO. For those who don't know where these people live, look at the map, in African region.
This is a country, a tribe I must say, for whom I had the most unpleasant experience working with, I also feared most for my life when dealing with these wild animals. Mind you the meeting was for their King and Queen, so it was the the upper class of Congodanian society. These people were loud, rude and just scary looking. I was sure that at any given point gun fire with AK 47's would erupt and I would be blown away to shit along with others. This tribe liked their dinner music loud, and I mean loud that would make a local brother with 10 12 inch woofers in his house look stupid. I feared for our equipment and amps, but most of all I feared for my life, for I was sure if one of our amps or speakers took a dump, I would be history as well. I made it home at 3 am that night with music booming in my head to a Caribbean type of style. I was sure I was gonna be insane for the rest of my life as they kep asking me to play this CD that only had one song on it and was 12 minutes long.
Then there are Americans, most are pretty nice, especially from mid country. Californians are way cool and relaxed. NY-ers are most uptight, just plain assholes sometimes.
And then there are women.
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-22 10:15:02 EDT (#)
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"It usually ends with me cursing their mother out in my native Russian"
I don't know how much of this I believe, but I am convinced english isn't your first language.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-22 10:10:26 EDT (#)
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Thanks for posting your thought. If you get another one someday, hang on to it.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-07-22 10:06:14 EDT (#)
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You've got me all wrong.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-22 10:05:08 EDT (#)
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Epic Fail.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:52:48 EDT (#)
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fuck!
no it doesn't
stupid site doesn't sypher (spellink)cyrillic
guess i'll just havta -2 die the old fashioned way
-2 die
(+2 becuase you are trying to write in english)
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:51:04 EDT (#)
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i wonder if this will work...?
глупость
hey! it does, cool!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:45:09 EDT (#)
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your point being?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:44:02 EDT (#)
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Cliched and boring.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:41:58 EDT (#)
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Holy Crap!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:33:20 EDT (#)
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Maybe one of those foreigners could teach you a thing or two about how to write in the English language.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:15:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:14:19 EDT (#)
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O RLY?