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Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 1.96 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by 64Dalmatians (View user info) at 2008-07-22 14:29:30 EDT




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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hehehehe

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-24 02:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh I fucking laughed at this one.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ZING!

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who will be Bea?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 08:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She's hot for a women in her fifties.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-23 08:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you have the skin tone of a one day old corpse in this picture.

gotta be bad lighting I think.

either that or there are zombies walking the Earth and an angry mob should chase you down and cut your head off.

(I dont mean any of this, but I have an intense urge to follow Uber-suit today)

Have a good one.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-07-23 07:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking perfect.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-22 19:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I *DO* know - you're vicious when you get going!

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-07-22 19:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love this picture.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-22 17:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ye gawds no!

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-22 17:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Should've posted the Sherri Moon Zombie one!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-22 17:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-22 15:41:49 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh - if I were you, I'd watch my back

Hell hath no fury like an anfry jelus bicth.

=====

You should know.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-07-22 17:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the way she proudly juts those 32 B's out for everyone to see.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-22 16:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh - if I were you, I'd watch my back

Hell hath no fury like an anfry jelus bicth.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-22 16:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmgL9l6VSjo

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-22 15:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-22 15:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


The Classics never get old...



My lean baby - tall and thin
Five feet seven - of bones and skin
But when she tells me maybe she loves me
I feel as mellow as a fellow can be

She's so skinny - she's so drawn
When she stands sideways - you (would) think (that) she's gone
But when she calls me 'baby' - I feel fine
To think she's frantically, romantically mine

She's slender, but she's tender
She makes my heart surrender
And every night, when I hold her tight
The feeling is nice - my arms can go around twice

My lean baby - she's so slim
A broomstick's wider - but not as trim
And when she starts to kiss me - then I know
I love her so, I'll never, ever, let her go

My lean baby - strange to see
And all that nothing - it belongs to me
And though she may be scrawny - she's ok
Because I wouldn't want her any other way

She's so skinny - she's so drawn
When she stands sideways - you (would) think (that) she's gone
But when she calls me 'baby' - I feel fine
To think she's frantically, romantically mine

I chased her - and I caught her
Then a diamond ring - I bought her
(hey) the diamonds shine - the ring is so fine
But here is the twist - she wears it right on her wrist

My lean baby - she's so slim
A broomstick's wider - but not as trim
And when she starts to kiss me - then I know
I love her so, I'll never, ever, let her go


Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-22 15:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HA! Filename.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-22 15:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are all hateful bastards. I just wanted to state that.

:)









Psst, Loki is older than I am. Where is that pot smoking hippie anyway?

GILF?! That hurt, Hidden.

Crystle, when you finally decide to show up and gloat, just remember you're an anfry jelous bicth.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-22 15:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i think the moon would have stopped orbiting the earth if that was the case

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-22 15:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What happened...did you slip and hit your head on the keyboard, you buffoon?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oops

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy railed Estelle Getty.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Golf fwap

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*golf clap*

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

total GILF

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA!!

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Once bitten

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOu could save this as a template for Betty White and a few others.


Wait...is Betty White dead already?

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA @ forensic.

What movie was that? Didn't it have a very young Jim Carrey?

Submitted by MouthSore (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Phew!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you all for your wishes but the news reports are lies. I just needed the blood of a virgin male.

I found plenty here on Ubersite.


Sincerely,


Estelle

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAR HAR HAR

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She's gonna kick your ass.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Farewell, Sophia.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A




Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's almost worth sifting through those fucking European circle-jerkers posts, Jack McCallum's horseshit, my posts, etc. because it really makes you appreciate a post like this

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm floored

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bullseye!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHA

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One of your best efforts...bauahauahahahahahahahaha


PS. I did her.


Kent: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been
causing more crimes than it's been preventing?

Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

Homer the Vigilante