UberDirectory2008 (NSFW) (2802 hits)
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Submitted by scourge - flower of the desert (View user info) at 2008-07-23 10:54:50 EDT
And you guys had no faith in me!
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-25 18:20:36 EDT (#)
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Good luck, be well, name your new kid after me!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-05 20:21:09 EDT (#)
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i didn't see you there
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:56:21 EDT (#)
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Why no add me :*(
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-05 14:19:19 EDT (#)
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LM I tried to add you on FB, in case you didn't know that was me
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-08-05 13:53:38 EDT (#)
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Nah, it's cool orphy. Though if I knew you had a camera, I would have made more effort with my hair when you came over.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-07-26 23:07:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-07-25 19:53:19 EDT (#)
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Hey! This wasn't posted by my buddy Scourge. You lied to me! To all of Uber!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-25 05:34:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:21:59 BST (#)
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Holy fuck on a stick this was great work!
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LM! I hope you didn't mind the booby shot being real... :)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:09:10 EDT (#)
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Well Pheeley, if you would stop sending me the damn things...
(joking, don't stop)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:07:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-07-24 23:24:09 BST (#)
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So I drive by Uber for the first week in a long time and instinctively click first on THIS post...
Thank God I was left out.
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Hi CT!
You were going to be David Arquette in part 2. So, it would have been nice. But FJ forgot you.
He was too busy looking at nuddy pics, as usual!
:)
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
really well played
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:24:09 EDT (#)
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So I drive by Uber for the first week in a long time and instinctively click first on THIS post...
Thank God I was left out.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:21:59 EDT (#)
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Holy fuck on a stick this was great work!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:20:27 EDT (#)
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Part 2 http://www.ubersite.com/m/117781
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-24 04:17:18 EDT (#)
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It is WAY too early for bonk-eyed flashers.
*shudder*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 04:03:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:59:54 BST (#)
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found out what happened to HBTS - he was killed by his alter
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Which one?
Is this a confession, czwij?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:59:54 EDT (#)
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found out what happened to HBTS - he was killed by his alter
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:15:39 EDT (#)
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Fucking hilarious!
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:17:55 EDT (#)
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wow
jut
wow
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:55:02 EDT (#)
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Some of them were good. Particularly Method (and friend)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:29:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:07:46 BST (#)
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i'm gonna post the fucking thing, i'm just going to do it on my own schedule. the more you bang on me to do it, the less motivation i feel, you big weiner.
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I can wait forever to be insulted my uber en-mass, thnks :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:26:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:43:18 BST (#)
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HAHA I'm 5'0 and a 34B, but oddly, I still see a resemblance.
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It looks nothing like you except she has similar, well defined brows and a short fringe (bangs?)
I am glad I didn't offend you. :)
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:54:23 EDT (#)
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Sweet.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:39:14 EDT (#)
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FJ put all the pictures onto the template, the task made me cry with frustration.
I put the words on.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:37:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:23:41 BST (#)
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YEAH WELL YOU'RE MEAN AND YOU SMELL BAD
:'(
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i smell gooooood. Otherwise, correct.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:34:23 EDT (#)
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I don't understand why I had to be next to the gays. :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:30:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:19:38 BST (#)
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Fuck I'm hot.
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I had to airbrush your picture. <3 toe. bitch.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:29:48 EDT (#)
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jews are awesome
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:24:58 EDT (#)
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redskieslookjew
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:23:41 EDT (#)
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YEAH WELL YOU'RE MEAN AND YOU SMELL BAD
:'(
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:19:38 EDT (#)
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Fuck I'm hot.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:48:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:35:33 BST (#)
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Really? But theres lots of rude stuff on here. Could have got in trouble.
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with your mum?
nsfw kinda warns you, sico.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:35:33 EDT (#)
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Really? But theres lots of rude stuff on here. Could have got in trouble.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:27:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:26:13 BST (#)
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Are these all ppl on the site? None of them are real are they? Only read a little way down sorry about the Hurty person. I hope he's ok.
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Thanks for the zero, noob!!!
Go +2 all my other posts and I may forgive you!!
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:26:13 EDT (#)
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Are these all ppl on the site? None of them are real are they? Only read a little way down sorry about the Hurty person. I hope he's ok.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:08:47 EDT (#)
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Actually...Oathmeal's not that far off....
Banjo/Jesterlilt made me laugh.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:05:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:02:42 BST (#)
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brian clough?
sweet!
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It was my partner in crimes idea.
Touch of genius I thought.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:02:42 EDT (#)
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brian clough?
sweet!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:52:56 EDT (#)
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post coital sleep works well for the dogs.
but I get to watch.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:42:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:35:49 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:33:24 EDT (#)
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What about the dog? What do I do?
They dropped off about 3 days of food, no money, she isn't well trained.
And will SOMEONE please tell me, how do you make a dog go to sleep when they don't use a dog bed??
Fuck this, I feel like putting her in kennels and giving them the bill.
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refer to FALLEN's post about Lucky for further instruction
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:35:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:33:24 EDT (#)
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What about the dog? What do I do?
They dropped off about 3 days of food, no money, she isn't well trained.
And will SOMEONE please tell me, how do you make a dog go to sleep when they don't use a dog bed??
Fuck this, I feel like putting her in kennels and giving them the bill.
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refer to FALLEN's post about Lucky for further instruction
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:33:24 EDT (#)
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What about the dog? What do I do?
They dropped off about 3 days of food, no money, she isn't well trained.
And will SOMEONE please tell me, how do you make a dog go to sleep when they don't use a dog bed??
Fuck this, I feel like putting her in kennels and giving them the bill.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:29:49 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, I'm lord and ruler of Most Heated at the moment! Not that its usually a list I want to make but for some reason trouble seems to be following me around at the moment.
I'm going to have to stop stoking my evil side for awhile and try being nice again.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:26:32 EDT (#)
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Most heated.
FUCK I am so angry I can't type.
guess who has just been lumbered with a frisky, untrained golden retriever for two fucking weeks.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:24:46 EDT (#)
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I am trying so hard to knock you off.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:00:21 EDT (#)
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Orphy - NOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You know those bad spirits people talk about???
There's no chance Hurty's gonna come back as one of the nice ones now is there, just happy to rattle his chains in the corner?
He's coming back for vengeance.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:46:07 EDT (#)
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I think we should hold some internet style seance.
The Brits.
Hurty, if you can hear us, please do something.
Post, comment, anything, let us know you are there.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:33:19 EDT (#)
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phew, so glad you said, you didnt wanna miss out that GEM.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:32:52 EDT (#)
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Let him go people. He wouldn't like this
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:31:33 EDT (#)
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I was also going to say that I fed Hurty a shit load of mind altering substances a few weekends ago. I never did find out if he woke up. He was flatlining when I left.
Apologies if I killed him and anybody cares. I have a feeling his ghost is currently haunting this place and like all deluded people infected with messiah madness, Hurty will be born again, madder and more bitter than ever.
What's this about his girlfriend and cat?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:27:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:04:24 BST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:46:21 EDT (#)
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Holy shit I made a list!!!!!
You've made TWO lists, actually.
You're also on my SHIT LIST for being a stupid fucking cunthole.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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Hahahahahaha! Your list! Hahahahahahahaha!
Love you to SCHLONGY! MWAH!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:22:07 EDT (#)
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i love forensic girls photo! Thats so what she will look like next year.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:20:15 EDT (#)
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>=o
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:18:43 EDT (#)
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its well known that they are remaking father ted, with Hurty as father Jack
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:15:21 EDT (#)
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When I die, I'm gonna have my username and password for whatever social networking site people use in that era stored with a lawyer, and their first instructions will be to delete my account.
How morbid is it to leave messages on someone's facebook account?
urgh
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:11:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:59:37 BST (#)
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nice one.
hbts's faceboook doesn't have anyone saying sad death stuff on it...that's usually the first thing people do now, so.
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I cling to this glimmer of hope.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:04:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:46:21 EDT (#)
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Holy shit I made a list!!!!!
You've made TWO lists, actually.
You're also on my SHIT LIST for being a stupid fucking cunthole.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:59:37 EDT (#)
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nice one.
hbts's faceboook doesn't have anyone saying sad death stuff on it...that's usually the first thing people do now, so.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:58:17 EDT (#)
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Another spoof I didn't make.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:46:21 EDT (#)
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Holy shit I made a list!!!!!
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:29:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:27:46 EDT (#)
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Hey Ranger....why does this picture come up when I search for you in Google images? http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/saha0820.jpg
Look for yourself. Google "decrepit roo fucker"
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:18:55 EDT (#)
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berty looks like a spastic, like one who knows shit about planting devil-may-care ied's but who's still up for it, and yet still magically looks somehow like a cretin. who likes boys. That's some subterfuge 'eh? I say we get caul to cavity search the snivelly little bitch for a gps and a mathematician - say bonnie or oathmeal, to sweat him for intel. sweat him good too. Oathmeal first and then the Denver Broncos.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:15:08 EDT (#)
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It's so weird to see people talking about him in the past tense.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:12:46 EDT (#)
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muddy, hurty had a scots accent,but when he relaxed or got drunk, the american came through.
he lived in the US and the Uk. but he was born in america.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:11:58 EDT (#)
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He's fine...I told you.
he's been emailing me looking for some directions on "proper cunnilingus technique" and being the nice guy that I am, I'm helping the poor sod out.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:10:37 EDT (#)
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*sticks fingers in his ears
NUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:09:23 EDT (#)
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He was born in LA. Lived in chicago, moved to england (essex) at 15 or so - moved to newcastle then to scotland. He affected a faux scottish accent so that he would blend in. He thought.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:08:15 EDT (#)
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i'm so fucking confused....I thought HBTS was a Scot and I'm not buying all this death talk.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:08:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:06:43 BST (#)
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Well, he was as ANNOYING as the rest of you (Actually, he was slightly LESS annoying)...Let's just call him a "Honorary European" for the sake of making Shlongy right as usual
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Fuck that. You can have him.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:07:47 EDT (#)
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Never mind...I just got an email from HBTS...he's fine.
He's just sick of the lot of you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:06:43 EDT (#)
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Well, he was as ANNOYING as the rest of you (Actually, he was slightly LESS annoying)...Let's just call him a "Honorary European" for the sake of making Shlongy right as usual.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:04:56 EDT (#)
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I would normaly assume this is some uber joke about Hbts but Pheeley is not like that.
damn.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:01:58 EDT (#)
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+2 for shlongy and I being old enough to get the Navin joke
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:00:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:00:16 BST (#)
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HBTS was american Shlongy.
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Beat me to it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:00:16 EDT (#)
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HBTS was american Shlongy.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:00:11 EDT (#)
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FALLEN, we are trying to contact hurty now... It doesn't look good.
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I wonder if Banjo knows anything. That is probably why she hasn't been online...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:59:30 EDT (#)
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If HBTS IS really dead, we now only need about 15 more of the European contingent to follow his lead and Uber will be all the better for that,
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:58:06 EDT (#)
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Yeah- oathmeal needs to see himself "in print" to comfort and convince himself that "he matters".
Kind of like Navin S. Johnson appearing in the phone book.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:57:19 EDT (#)
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The more you ask him, oathy, the more petulant he becomes.
I think he will do it when he is good and ready. have faith!!
FALLEN, we are trying to contact hurty now... It doesn't look good.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:55:46 EDT (#)
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Seriously though scourge, when ARE you posting the real directory?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:51:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:48:28 EDT (#)
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HBTS is dead??
for real?
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Yeah, someone sent him Goatse and he was so shocked that his head burst.
For real.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:48:28 EDT (#)
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HBTS is dead??
for real?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:48:07 EDT (#)
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thanks sweety, those were special pictures.
I'm sure you can find a useable one for part two.
so i dont feel left out
*holds back emo tears*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:48:03 EDT (#)
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Two. Or three.
It will be flattering, though. Stud.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:43:55 EDT (#)
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ha
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:43:39 EDT (#)
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Ugh.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:03:39 EDT (#)
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Shit, this is Part One. Part Two tomorrow!
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Which part am I in?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:43:18 EDT (#)
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HAHA I'm 5'0 and a 34B, but oddly, I still see a resemblance.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:42:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 08:10:12 PDT (#)
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...eh?
...what the--
*scrollFASTpastTHATone*
...hehehe
*scrollFASTagain*
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If this post had you working your mouse wheel, you've obviously never been here, spaceghetto.com
It will get horrible eventually.
It always does.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:40:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:31:49 EDT (#)
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I dunno if it's possible to die from a poppers overdose though
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That is the funniest thing you have ever said. I laughed so hard that I got a nosebleed.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:39:51 EDT (#)
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Hurty's dead?
Surely this is all just a ploy so he doesn't have to send anymore music.
This was great, by the way.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:39:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:38:47 BST (#)
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a most excellent rendition of me to be sure.
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:) <3
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:38:54 EDT (#)
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harsh below
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:38:47 EDT (#)
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a most excellent rendition of me to be sure.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:38:19 EDT (#)
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Someone's gonna have to write an obituary. And who'd have thought a vegan could have so many self-harming issues?
Iron-ee!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:37:30 EDT (#)
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HBTS isn't dead. He just got married is all. He'll probably come back once he gets fed up trying to deal with his stress with sex.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:37:06 EDT (#)
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I laughed...I was going to say I "lol-ed" but I'm not gay...like the rest of you.
I particularly liked your picture here, toots.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:37:04 EDT (#)
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SHIT. Oh god, poor hurty.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:36:11 EDT (#)
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Just heard from his ex. Vodka a la John Bonham.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:35:59 EDT (#)
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he was a decent guy. he didn't deserve to ie so young. he got fired at kwiksave for taking a joint of beef out under that coat, red.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:33:38 EDT (#)
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That wouldn't have helped Pheeley. He'd have just injected it, or smoked it, or pissed it into a hooker's mouth. Sigh.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:33:17 EDT (#)
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I supported him to a point, buying him a round and giving him an old coat. Fuck it, he was determined to fuck himself up.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:31:49 EDT (#)
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I dunno if it's possible to die from a poppers overdose though
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:31:34 EDT (#)
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oh for sure, last time i spoke to him he was wasted on all kinds of shit and miserable about losing his job, cat, girlfriend. he'd got behind with the rent on this bedsit... had threats from his landlord... shit, i meant to send him money
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:30:55 EDT (#)
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I heard he was pretty mad on them :'o(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:29:41 EDT (#)
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it'll have been drugs.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:27:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:23:50 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:21:23 BST (#)
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Actually, now you mention it, I emailed him a while ago, no reply. I even tried to phone him at the weekend, but nothing.... SHIT...
Hurty?? Are you out there??
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I heard it was Monday night.
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Now that I think about it, I have a mate at Northumbria Uni who said he'd heard about a student that died recently...?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:26:38 EDT (#)
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Drake never gets any love....but in this case, I'm not that broken up about it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:25:25 EDT (#)
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That's right Danger. Robot's don't have friends, they have 'users'
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:24:35 EDT (#)
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i am NOT, method's friend.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:24:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:22:29 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
look who figured out how to use the empty white rectangle template
very nice!!
I was hurt that I wasn't in there but after seing the pictures maybe that's a good thing.
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I almost posted the nekkid pics you mailed me, but i wanna keep them all for me. I don't want to share you...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:23:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:21:23 BST (#)
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Actually, now you mention it, I emailed him a while ago, no reply. I even tried to phone him at the weekend, but nothing.... SHIT...
Hurty?? Are you out there??
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I heard it was Monday night.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If HBTS is dead I will lol.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
look who figured out how to use the empty white rectangle template
very nice!!
I was hurt that I wasn't in there but after seing the pictures maybe that's a good thing.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, now you mention it, I emailed him a while ago, no reply. I even tried to phone him at the weekend, but nothing.... SHIT...
Hurty?? Are you out there??
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you pretty much nailed it.
espescially the picture of Method. and me if i don't start working out again.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:20:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:16:50 BST (#)
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No! Not dead really, but he rarely comes on anymore. I feel like I am missing a limb... I have tried to replace him with Spam, but Spam is not responding to my friendship advances.
As his dearest pal, Red should do the tribute post. How he died like poor tommy in trainspotting... :(
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erm...
When was the last time you spoke to Andy? I heard a rumour from a friend of a friend
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:19:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:17:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
wait...is Method the pitcher or the catcher?
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It is actually two pictures of Method morphed into one. he is both.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
c is before ph, makes sense, no?
has hurty been hurt by the sun?
burnt fingures?
meleted beyond recognistion?
finally sick of it all?
what?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my wow...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wait...is Method the pitcher or the catcher?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No! Not dead really, but he rarely comes on anymore. I feel like I am missing a limb... I have tried to replace him with Spam, but Spam is not responding to my friendship advances.
As his dearest pal, Red should do the tribute post. How he died like poor tommy in trainspotting... :(
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, so me and czwij post at exactly the same second and he gets to go first? Boo.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:16:02 EDT (#)
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If HBTS is dead I will lol.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what motehrfucking happened to hurty?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:15:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HBTS is dead?!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Has noone posted a HBTS tribute post? Poor bugger.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Colin Murray is a cunt.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
wait, why is hbts rip?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:08:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
The clough reference is clever however
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That is Mr Bell, far too clever for me, despite living in Notts.
I forgot to draw your specs on, red :(
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...eh?
...what the--
*scrollFASTpastTHATone*
...hehehe
*scrollFASTagain*
*blink*
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The clough reference is clever however
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm gonna post the fucking thing, i'm just going to do it on my own schedule. the more you bang on me to do it, the less motivation i feel, you big weiner.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COLIN FUCKING MURRAY?
DIE
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:D
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit, this is Part One. Part Two tomorrow!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:o(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how Method (or is it Method's friend?) still has his socks on.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 10:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHHA@SHLONGY
Fucking. Epic.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-23 10:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn Pheeley. You have one tasty looking hole.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 10:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:58:01 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Asshole
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I think you are the spit of Laura Dern, and she is beautiful.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 10:58:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:56:10 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
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;) <3
FJ was part of this. I am not taking all the blame.
In fact, FJ thought up all the cruel ones!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-23 10:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Asshole
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-23 10:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 10:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahaa fucking prick, now where is that pesky knuckles?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-23 10:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 10:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JUST KIDDING I LOVE WANG
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 10:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die