TKOB NOTB (or, Horse87 at work) (3268 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-07-23 11:31:40 EDT
I just got this picture from Horse87. Yes, that is an old Pac-Man game being played on a bank machine. In his email he said, "That's mame32 running off of a usb key stuck in the atm's controlling pc. These things are now run by windows pc's, fer crissakes, so mame runs nicely on it. It just sees the customer display as a monitor. I had a keyboard attached to the pc, and run out through the fascia, so I was actually playing it." I don't know what the hell any of that means, but the picture is the real deal.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-29 03:21:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-08-29 01:17:19 EDT (#)
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Did I miss the expose'?
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People still think this is fake.
Just after midnight, 75F outside my door. Jayzuz.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-08-29 01:17:19 EDT (#)
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Did I miss the expose'?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-29 12:06:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-29 09:20:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:31:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-27 23:08:44 EDT (#)
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Easy Heat.
Don't turn into the new ETS, Jack. That guy was a loser.
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Bullshit. ETS was better than 99.9% of the morons here.
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How you think that contradicts his statement is beyond me...
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lulz
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-29 09:20:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:31:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-27 23:08:44 EDT (#)
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Easy Heat.
Don't turn into the new ETS, Jack. That guy was a loser.
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Bullshit. ETS was better than 99.9% of the morons here.
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How you think that contradicts his statement is beyond me...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:31:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-27 23:08:44 EDT (#)
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Easy Heat.
Don't turn into the new ETS, Jack. That guy was a loser.
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Bullshit. ETS was better than 99.9% of the morons here.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-27 23:08:44 EDT (#)
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Easy Heat.
Don't turn into the new ETS, Jack. That guy was a loser.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2008-07-27 11:10:46 EDT (#)
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He's right - ATMs are run using Windows. The big NYC story about the ATMs getting hacked centered around Windows.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-26 14:27:10 EDT (#)
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Someone send me the email of Jack's proposition. I want to see if I can tender a better offer.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-07-26 10:43:31 EDT (#)
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that was mean, saccy. to answer your question, i don't know why this post is on most heated; it seems to be a bunch of techy mumbo jumbo that nobody in their right mind would ever care about. Also, Scourge said this:
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:26:25 EDT (#)
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even the fight in the reviews was shit on this post.
you people disappoint me on a daily basis.
Which is true, but Scourge's Cardinals just got bitch slapped at Shea, and Prince Albert struck out three times, so he's probably just in a bad mood.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-07-26 10:19:09 EDT (#)
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yes, and that what makes baseball such a fascinating sport; as it does not matter how many runs you score in a series, but instead decisions are made game by game. Often in baseball, or "beisbol" if "hablas espanol", what matters most is the overall series record, especially with division rivals. Oh what luck! The Mets and the Phillies ARE division rivals! Could you kindly remind me of the season record so far this year? I just can't seem to remember.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-26 07:03:44 EDT (#)
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You may have won this round, Beel, but overall we scored more runs in the series. I mean a 6 run 9th? Come on!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-07-26 04:16:02 EDT (#)
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HEY SACCY, WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE PHITIN' PHILS? HUH? YEAH!
let's go mets.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-25 22:07:09 EDT (#)
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This post is now running on Adamdidit2u's high octane bullshit. It may last a while.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-25 19:19:03 EDT (#)
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Can someone tell me if there's any good reason this post is so heated? I'm avoiding doing chores and I'll read it if it's any good. All I saw was something about a cat herder and a size queen so I know it isn't about me.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 17:52:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:24:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:35:03 EDT (#)
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My heart melts when I see a picture of Caulaincourt. I tried to build one but I couldn't find all the parts. Frenchmen are scarce around here.
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He's not a Frenchman you dimwit, he's gay - and you got plenty of them layin' around.
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lol
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-25 16:25:56 EDT (#)
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No I was banned from posting like I said. It is up to you to prove otherwise.
It's odd how this is eerily similar to this post......
BTW how much did you have to pay Bartbart to revoke my posting ability?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:52:48 EDT (#)
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Are you talking to me, Adam?
You want me to prove that you are lying about a meritless accusation you made?
Shouldn't you try to back up your bullshit first instead of dancing around like an idiot?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:37:14 EDT (#)
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Prove that I'm lying...
Also tell your mom to stop calling me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:42:00 EDT (#)
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Lying dramasucker, below.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:16:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:14:13 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the reminder
HEY ADAM WHERE IS YOUR BIG EXPOSE (IMPLIED ACCENT ON THE 'E' I CAN'T GET THE BASTARD TO APPEAR!)???
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BartBart banned me from posting. APPARENTLY someone paid him to take away my posting privileges
HMMMMM I wonder what fat fucking cat herder it could have been?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:53:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117796#2750867
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:03:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:29:01 EDT (#)
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I will kick you in the nuts if I ever meet you.
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BRING IT ON MUTHAFUCKA ASSWIPE DIPSHIT BABYDICK FAGGOT!!!!!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:24:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:35:03 EDT (#)
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My heart melts when I see a picture of Caulaincourt. I tried to build one but I couldn't find all the parts. Frenchmen are scarce around here.
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He's not a Frenchman you dimwit, he's gay - and you got plenty of them layin' around.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:29:01 EDT (#)
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I will kick you in the nuts if I ever meet you.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:14:13 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the reminder
HEY ADAM WHERE IS YOUR BIG EXPOSE (IMPLIED ACCENT ON THE 'E' I CAN'T GET THE BASTARD TO APPEAR!)???
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:52:39 EDT (#)
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Uber is really is FUCKING SHITE now isn't it?
I remember the days when we had proper fucking drama like the Uber-pregnancy debacle or the 'I don't love you I never will' Saga and who can forget that beautiful, beautiful period where Urbane's rancid twat was plastered all over the front page for months on end.
And now you're argueing over a FUCKING BANK MACHINE??!!
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKHEADS??!!
The only hope of salvation is if this mystery Uber-user Jack propositioned turns out to be Apollo because he heard somewhere that he gives good Head.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:35:03 EDT (#)
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My heart melts when I see a picture of Caulaincourt. I tried to build one but I couldn't find all the parts. Frenchmen are scarce around here.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:10:33 EDT (#)
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My landlord built a rather long stairwell for the cats of the old lady on the 2nd floor. Then he made a sign Pour chats seulement. Means For cats only. That way idiots wont try to climb it. Its very narrow. Every tourists who pass by take pictures of it and giggle cuz its so cute to the point where its getting annoying. I will take a picture of it and send it to Jack. I bet his heart will melt and he will build one too.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:11:19 EDT (#)
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You're an angry little man, aren't you no1?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:41:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:06:05 EDT (#)
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After a while the average person would actually have to WORK at being that unoriginal. Amazing
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If you want to talk about someone WORKING to be unoriginal, please see attached link. After going through that creativety devoid collection of poorly composed crap, kindly step away from the computer and shut the fuck up, tool.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jack_McCallum
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:06:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:20:43 EDT (#)
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There are no alters here Jack, just a lot of people calling a talentless fraud an fraud. Just let it go. You try to fabricate some fucked up story "proving"
horse87 isn't your alter and you got called on your bullshit. See here :
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748376
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748465
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748476
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748640
You're so fucking transparent. I can just see you sitting at your dead end job in your unwashed flannel thinking "I know what would make a good post! I'll photoshop Pac-Man onto this pic of a bank machine down the street! Wait, now that I think of it, Ubermadness is around the corner, I should dust off my horse87 alter to vote. This would be perfect, I can claim it was him who installed pacman on a ATM and he's working in Canada therefore can't be me! Method and Apollo will never be able to see through this! Wow, this inspired stroke of my own genius has me all fired up! I can't wait to finish filing these memos so I can go home and strap up Miss Fluffy the Feline Wonderfuck again!"
Give it up.
Post = photoshop of American ATM
horse87 = Jack McCallum alter
Jack McCallum = talentless feline fetishist
All you've proven is that you are the Trans-sexual Queen of Douchebaggery.
STFU and go file some reports you paper pushing jackass.
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The incredible thing about no1 is that he has never had an original thought. Every comment he has ever posted has been a regurgitation of ideas expressed by Caulaincourt, Method, Apollo, etc.
Don't believe me? Search his comments. Nothing but the same old after-the-fact drivel.
After a while the average person would actually have to WORK at being that unoriginal. Amazing.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:46:33 EDT (#)
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Well if he's 80, then in his head, he's got 79 friends (depending on which one you ask, I'm pretty sure they can't all get along. )
I HATE FLORIDA TRAFFIC
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:43:48 EDT (#)
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He's 80 different losers with no friends, we know that much.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:43:11 EDT (#)
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Just had sex with ballare's sister
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:39:55 EDT (#)
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Isn't oathmeal like 80 different users, btwA?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:38:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:53:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:45:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:32:33 EDT (#)
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Please.
That is the third time osmeone has accused me of being an alter.
Anyone who doesn't like bubba (99.99%) = alter.
how retarded ARE YOU? You just fucking -2 my posts and tell me I'm a fucking alter you stupid hybrid of hubba bubba abortion and chihuaha.
third level top dog speaks troof
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How many fucking alters did YOU use to comment on this post alone, Apollo? Jesus, you and Method accuse ME of wasting time here, look at all the shit you guys do, logging in under multiple names just to drop a -2 and give me shit?
For people who don't really care about this site you two sure put a lot of energy into it. Losers.
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how retarded ARE YOU? You just fucking -2 my posts and tell me I'm a fucking alter you stupid hybrid of hubba bubba abortion and chihuaha.
This was me...what's going on?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:37:39 EDT (#)
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And while you're at it, tell oathmeal to shut the fuck up because there's not a single, solitary person on Uber who gives a shit about ANYTHING that he has to say.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:34:41 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahahah
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:20:43 EDT (#)
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There are no alters here Jack, just a lot of people calling a talentless fraud an fraud. Just let it go. You try to fabricate some fucked up story "proving"
horse87 isn't your alter and you got called on your bullshit. See here :
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748376
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748465
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748476
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748640
You're so fucking transparent. I can just see you sitting at your dead end job in your unwashed flannel thinking "I know what would make a good post! I'll photoshop Pac-Man onto this pic of a bank machine down the street! Wait, now that I think of it, Ubermadness is around the corner, I should dust off my horse87 alter to vote. This would be perfect, I can claim it was him who installed pacman on a ATM and he's working in Canada therefore can't be me! Method and Apollo will never be able to see through this! Wow, this inspired stroke of my own genius has me all fired up! I can't wait to finish filing these memos so I can go home and strap up Miss Fluffy the Feline Wonderfuck again!"
Give it up.
Post = photoshop of American ATM
horse87 = Jack McCallum alter
Jack McCallum = talentless feline fetishist
All you've proven is that you are the Trans-sexual Queen of Douchebaggery.
STFU and go file some reports you paper pushing jackass.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:18:47 EDT (#)
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Ugh....you novices with your old-hat methods of getting alters.
If you REALLY want to rake in the accounts, consider exploiting Ubersite's inherent back-door flaws.
Heh. I said back-door. Heh.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:16:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:00:29 EDT (#)
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i've never been afraid of using apollo88 to tell you what a complete and utter cock you are.
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hahahaha
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:00:29 EDT (#)
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me too.
jack, i hurl abuse at you man to man.
i have only ever been apollo, kwame, arthur_dent.
100% truth.
Bart'll tell ya.
I know you won't beleive me but I'm far to busy nowadays to arse around with alters and such.
i'm on uber in the day about 15mins max.
I log on from home and have a proper read/hurl abuse of an evening on occasion.
i've never been afraid of using apollo88 to tell you what a complete and utter cock you are.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:29:32 EDT (#)
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Stop fabricating false rumors, Jack, it's very ungentlemanly like. Bart keeps a watchful eye on my IP address, I couldn't make an alter if I wanted to. Besides, I thoroughly enjoy lambasting you with this account, lover, why would I waste the thrill with an alter?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:53:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:45:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:32:33 EDT (#)
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Please.
That is the third time osmeone has accused me of being an alter.
Anyone who doesn't like bubba (99.99%) = alter.
how retarded ARE YOU? You just fucking -2 my posts and tell me I'm a fucking alter you stupid hybrid of hubba bubba abortion and chihuaha.
third level top dog speaks troof
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How many fucking alters did YOU use to comment on this post alone, Apollo? Jesus, you and Method accuse ME of wasting time here, look at all the shit you guys do, logging in under multiple names just to drop a -2 and give me shit?
For people who don't really care about this site you two sure put a lot of energy into it. Losers.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:35:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:25:17 EDT (#)
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This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:27:01 EDT (#)
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just saw ballares sister having sex
no offence, i just didnt cum
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:17:21 EDT (#)
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did you join in?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-24 02:41:40 EDT (#)
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-2 just saw my sister having sex
nothing personal, I'm just grossed the fuck out
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 02:40:27 EDT (#)
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a-listers always reference each others. it's the law.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 02:21:30 EDT (#)
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Who gives a flying fuck about any of this?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 00:52:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:19:51 EDT (#)
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Doesnt matter which he services. He still lied, even when no1 mentioned rbc as a major institution he said that those machines were exclusive to the 3 banks he listed which as a client can say is false. GODDAMN! YOU ARE FUCKING SLOW!
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Really Apollo, this is what you're referencing?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:45:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please.
That is the third time osmeone has accused me of being an alter.
Anyone who doesn't like bubba (99.99%) = alter.
how retarded ARE YOU? You just fucking -2 my posts and tell me I'm a fucking alter you stupid hybrid of hubba bubba abortion and chihuaha.
third level top dog speaks troof
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:43:21 EDT (#)
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OMG THIS THREAD GOT FUCKING AWESOME BELOW
brilliant.
caul's magnificent return and a rare funny, unstolen from south park, line from the greek god.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please.
That is the third time osmeone has accused me of being an alter.
Anyone who doesn't like bubba (99.99%) = alter.
how retarded ARE YOU? You just fucking -2 my posts and tell me I'm a fucking alter you stupid hybrid of hubba bubba abortion and chihuaha.
(This was a shit-post, hence -2)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please.
That is the third time osmeone has accused me of being an alter.
Anyone who doesn't like bubba (99.99%) = alter.
How is the niece doing, by the by?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:22:48 EDT (#)
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someone needs to post a reliable compilation of A-listers.
hell I've been here around three years and I think I'm still classified as a noob.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:20:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:17:49 EDT (#)
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Are doodles and method the same person???
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just sucked the funny out of my joke like a dementor sucks the happy out of people below.
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Taters: Very Likely.
Doodles: No funny to suck out, dipshit.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:17:49 EDT (#)
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Are doodles and method the same person???
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:05:17 EDT (#)
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Just sucked the funny out of my joke like a dementor sucks the happy out of people below.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:01:40 EDT (#)
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Doodles seems to forget that most Uberers can read, unlike himself. Fagboy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:29:18 EDT (#)
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METHOD, I'M REALLY SICK OF YOUR MOUTH!!!!
YOU AND I NEED TO MEET SOMEWHERE!!
and you can fuck me in the ass, you big old bear. :D
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And I suck up to 'A-listers'?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:52:23 EDT (#)
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Doodles, sucking up to the A-Listers since forever. Fag boy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Although i see method being the 'cub' and bubba being the 'bear' bubba is a bears name
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:43:34 EDT (#)
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Wants Method to fuck him in the ass below.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:29:18 EDT (#)
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METHOD, I'M REALLY SICK OF YOUR MOUTH!!!!
YOU AND I NEED TO MEET SOMEWHERE!!
and you can buy me a beer, you big old bear. :D
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, you retard, you continually refer to things as being embarrassing. TO WHOM, YOU IDIOT??
TO YOU OR TO ME?????
Perhaps I misstated my case. You know what I meant, moron. THEY CAME FROM DIFFERENT PLACES, ASSHOLE!!!
stfu, greek asswipe.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:09:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Believe it or don't, mail from Jack and from Horse87 come from drastically DIFFERENT IP addresses!!
Fucking fools.
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Unless they both have fucking mail servers in their apartments, you dimwitted fucking asshole, their mail is not going to come from their IP addresses. Their mail IP addresses could originate from anywhere in the world, depending on what mail service they use. You're a fucking idiot and you've used this argument so many times it's embarassing. STFU about things you know nothing about, asshole
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:02:08 EDT (#)
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Counseling. Something called for by the young fools of the age. Especially stupid Canadians. Idiot.
:D
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:29:35 EDT (#)
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And a ginger head with a harem of cats who claims he would shit his litter if he met a female (a human you perv) and who thinks he is an internet antihero should worry about something else than hair gel. Like counseling.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Doesnt matter which he services. He still lied, even when no1 mentioned rbc as a major institution he said that those machines were exclusive to the 3 banks he listed which as a client can say is false. GODDAMN! YOU ARE FUCKING SLOW!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:09:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He said after correcting himself "there are only 3 major canadian banks currently using this type of machine" he named scotia bank, desjardins and bank of mtl. Well, rbc and national bank use those same exact atm. Thats all im adressing. That and that some canadian banks have branches in the us. Which doesnt really matter since he/you lied in the 1st place and as a client of those banks i think i know what im talking about. You still cant read. Even ur own alter. Amazing
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I guess it never occurred to The Amazing Intellect that those might be the only banks with those machines that horse87 services...
Serious question, though. I was wondering, does all that gel you use transform all of the hairs on your head into superconductor filaments in the cold of winter?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
caul- how come you're using all lower case letters?
Or, are YOU now an alter?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He said after correcting himself "there are only 3 major canadian banks currently using this type of machine" he named scotia bank, desjardins and bank of mtl. Well, rbc and national bank use those same exact atm. Thats all im adressing. That and that some canadian banks have branches in the us. Which doesnt really matter since he/you lied in the 1st place and as a client of those banks i think i know what im talking about. You still cant read. Even ur own alter. Amazing
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I keep seeing the title and thinking this post is about New Kids on the Block.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well my working day is over in 45.
Better squeeze in a few minutes work, read a memo or something. Gotta earn that paycheck.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RAClSM SHOWING BELOW.
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THE FRENCH ARE A RACE?
NO TOUR DE FRANCE JOKES!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I HAVE MY HAND ON MY WIENER!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DOODLES BELOW!!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RAClSM SHOWING BELOW.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is a rbc branch in sf. Google it. Didnt say anything about atm. I was just making the point that canadian banks are not exclusively canadian. Besides that was just a parenthesis. I mostly addressed your alter's bullshit about those machines being used only by 3 institution. Apparently, reading comprehension is still not your forte. You should try fixing that instead of writing bad stories, outsider
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Read his comments you ignorant fucking frog. He only services certain kinds of machines, therefore wouldn't have a working knowledge of all of them.
And you IMPLIED there was an atm here, otherwise how would I get the photo above if I was actually horse87? Go ahead and try and google search that photo. Go on, Whiz Kid, I'll wait.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's nice to see caul arguing again...makes me feel warm and gooey.
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EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
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I meant....I...
....I....
LOOK OVER THERE!
*RUNS AWAY*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's nice to see caul arguing again...makes me feel warm and gooey.
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EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Believe it or don't, mail from Jack and from Horse87 come from drastically DIFFERENT IP addresses!!
Fucking fools.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's nice to see caul arguing again...makes me feel warm and gooey.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is a rbc branch in sf. Google it. Didnt say anything about atm. I was just making the point that canadian banks are not exclusively canadian. Besides that was just a parenthesis. I mostly addressed your alter's bullshit about those machines being used only by 3 institution. Apparently, reading comprehension is still not your forte. You should try fixing that instead of writing bad stories, outsider
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep. Going to go rape a moose and maybe chug some maple syrup straight from the bottle.
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More fun if you rape the syrup and chug the moose. . .
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep. Going to go rape a moose and maybe chug some maple syrup straight from the bottle.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Very funny. Now, back in the cage you go.
I really should be packing for my vacation, considering I'm leaving in less than an hour. DAMN YOU UBERSITE.
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Going to Canada, eh? Say hi to Caul.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is sex different in Canada?
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Sure. The men haven't learned about women.
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ahahahahha
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pls say u dont buy sex no the site. o dear. have u not got any morals? I dunno about this site. its seems like the kind of thnig i might get in truoble for. maybe i should go away.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Very funny. Now, back in the cage you go.
I really should be packing for my vacation, considering I'm leaving in less than an hour. DAMN YOU UBERSITE.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have mail.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is sex different in Canada?
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Sure. The men haven't learned about women.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is sex different in Canada?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DO IT CAUL OR HE'LL PAY YOU FOR SEX
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U.S. or CANADIAN??
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DO IT CAUL OR HE'LL PAY YOU FOR SEX
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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit. I meant
CAUL IS A FAG!!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CAUL IS A GFE!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DO IT CAUL OR HE'LL PAY YOU FOR SEX
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ADMIT IT. DO IT NOW.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ADMIT YOU ARE WRONG.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Admit you are wrong, Caul.
Click and scroll down, do your own search.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey horse87 aka jack, im a rbc client and they ve been using those same machines forever. Coincidentally, rbc has branches in the us. One in san francisco for that matter. My gf is at banque nationale and they also use these atm so clearly its not just 3 banks who use them. Does life get so boring with cats that you have to make shit up about bank machines ? wtf?
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I just did a quick search on the RBC USA site... Result?
You need to check your facts, Caul.
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No RBC Bank ATMs are within 200 miles of:
SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94105
RBC Bank locations can be found in Alabama, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Virginia at this time.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um, yeah.... right on.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So...like all I can do is fist his ass?? Or he'd be uncomfortable???
Is that what you're saying??!!
Oh why gods*, why?!
*Yeah, fuck off.
Maybe shlongy can show me the ropes.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's not French you assholes. He's Mexican.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He's that totally gay french guy, yes....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is caul that hot french guy ..... ?
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yes, and he's got an asshole that just won't quit.
*wink*
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
theres lotz of bad langage on this post. U should feel bad about that. myshit, thats not a nice name. Why do u call urself that? Do u not want ppl to like you?
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*sputters laughter*
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is caul that hot french guy ..... ?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey horse87 aka jack, im a rbc client and they ve been using those same machines forever. Coincidentally, rbc has branches in the us. One in san francisco for that matter. My gf is at banque nationale and they also use these atm so clearly its not just 3 banks who use them. Does life get so boring with cats that you have to make shit up about bank machines ? wtf?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Time for a little light reading to forget about this post...
http://www.amazon.com/Lord-Flies-Anniversary-William-Golding/dp/0399529209/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216849270&sr=1-2
Wait, what am I thinking? This is Uber...
http://www.amazon.com/Goldings-Lord-Flies-Cliffs-Notes/dp/0764585975/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216849270&sr=1-3
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. I leave for an hour to take the wife to the dentist and this goes insane.
Your wife has teeth?
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She does NOW!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good one.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I find it disappointing that this garnered so much heat in so little time, especially since you are very obviously wrong.
That is Ms. Pac-Man.
The rating means what it says.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. I leave for an hour to take the wife to the dentist and this goes insane.
Your wife has teeth?
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She does NOW!
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no opinion, one way or the other, but everbody around and their multiple alters have chimed in.
Impressive heat for what did not originally seem to be a major post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO WAY
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. I leave for an hour to take the wife to the dentist and this goes insane.
Your wife has teeth?
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i only asked myshit. i dont even like typing that, its disgusting. Im putting you on my big meanie list. u r a MEANIE!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. I leave for an hour to take the wife to the dentist and this goes insane.
BEANO: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN YOU'RE BEING FUCKED WITH!!!! You're dumber than Method. :)
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
theres lotz of bad langage on this post. U should feel bad about that. myshit, thats not a nice name. Why do u call urself that? Do u not want ppl to like you?
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Fuck off later.
DO YOU GET IT????
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
myshit is cockblocking...I almost forgot.
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? what is cockblocking?
I guess I shouldn't have asked.
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If you need to ask, you're late for class again Timmy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
simon below
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When I first started reading, I never read the reviews, like one or two at the top.
They obviously never made sense.
But I got to read a lot of quality shit. Now...
*sigh.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
theres lotz of bad langage on this post. U should feel bad about that. myshit, thats not a nice name. Why do u call urself that? Do u not want ppl to like you?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
myshit is cockblocking...I almost forgot.
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? what is cockblocking?
I guess I shouldn't have asked.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
quiet, bobblehead
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
all method's 'jokes' are ripped off from south park.
i can't be arsed reading all this but from a quick glance it appears that jack is lying, alter having potential rapist.
hardly a newsflash.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf is up with me and errant apostrophes lately
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is a prime example of what gives Ubersite it's charm.
Childish, meaningless banter, ganging up on one particular target, and throwing out wild accusations and insults.
Time to go home!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
myshit is cockblocking...I almost forgot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hidden is trying to "pick up" Jack, who's trying to hit on Method.
It sounds kind of sick...yes, but it's Uber.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is going on here?????
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was utterly humourless Jack.
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Yeah it was. And it's exactly the kind of PROOF that you jagoffs would try to present to Uber. Why don't you all go back to sipping your protein shakes and admiring yourselves in the mirror?
Bunch of angry repressed homos. Don't send your misdirected self-loathing my way. I've had enough.
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sounds like someone is tapping out. he's had enough, fellas. booooo!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a virgin, stupid
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will admit...this is the most laughs I've had on Uber in a long, long time.
But sadly, I'm laughing AT you all...not with you.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's excellent to sit here and watch Jack shit in his pants with fear.
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What fear, dickhead?
I can't wait to see Adam's anticlimactic* post tomorrow, that is, if he even does one.
*That's like Method in bed. The word is it's gonna be good, but it the end it's a letdown.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not fair, I'm a solid 5'11" in heels = (
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha that was actually pretty funny!
You know Jack, if I was ever around your way, I'd probably buy you a few rounds!
Then I'd donkey punch you in the back of your fucking head and yank your Members Only jacket over your head, laughing as you drop your standard issue ginger umbrella and tear your navy corduroy pants as you slip and fall in a puddle of your own humiliation
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How many dogs have mistaken you for a fire hydrant today, short and squat?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh come now Jack, we're just having a little fun at your expense! We don't mean any harm by it!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha that was actually pretty funny!
You know Jack, if I was ever around your way, I'd probably buy you a few rounds!
Then I'd donkey punch you in the back of your fucking head and yank your Members Only jacket over your head, laughing as you drop your standard issue ginger umbrella and tear your navy corduroy pants as you slip and fall in a puddle of your own humiliation
Sad to say, I just "LOL-ed" my ass off to this.
Jack doesn't accept complimentary cocktails from Uber...you know, the "lone wolf" thing.
I ALREADY TRIED.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was utterly humourless Jack.
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Yeah it was. And it's exactly the kind of PROOF that you jagoffs would try to present to Uber. Why don't you all go back to sipping your protein shakes and admiring yourselves in the mirror?
Bunch of angry repressed homos. Don't send your misdirected self-loathing my way. I've had enough.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I get the feeling that Jack's "faux" transcript will be more humorous than the "real" one, posted tomorrow.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's excellent to sit here and watch Jack shit in his pants with fear.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha that was actually pretty funny!
You know Jack, if I was ever around your way, I'd probably buy you a few rounds!
Then I'd donkey punch you in the back of your fucking head and yank your Members Only jacket over your head, laughing as you drop your standard issue ginger umbrella and tear your navy corduroy pants as you slip and fall in a puddle of your own humiliation
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not going to prove anything, Jack. this is the internet and i just use it to kill time. i don't take it as seriously as you.
like i said, just don't do it again. she's a nice girl, leave her alone.
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Who the fuck are are you, Uberman? Uber's mysterious crimefighter? Gonna come after me in the night unless I change my ways? FUCK OFF.
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i'm just a concerned citizen. it sounds like you just admitted guilt, buddy.
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I can see why you avoided the law as a profession.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was utterly humourless Jack. Did you get Bubba to write it for you?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This still makes me laugh
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117136#2725850
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-10 16:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am an outsider. I'm not part of any uberclique and I have never associated with any uberusers. Everyone from Bart on down associates with other uberusers, but I don't. I am unknown. I am unquantifiable. I am the outsider.
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That's right, put on the happy face, hide the rage.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BREAKING NEWS FROM ADAMDIDIT2U:
JACK THE PERVERT CHATS WITH A CERTAIN SKEEVED OUT UBER GIRL - EXCLUSIVE CHAT LOG EXCERPTS
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Bonerblaster1000: Hey.
(name deleted): Who is this?
Bonerblaster1000: It's Jack. Jack McCallum.
(name deleted): What do you want?
Bonerblaster1000: So, how are you?
(name deleted): Okay.
Bonerblaster1000: Great!
(name deleted): So... what DO you want?
Bonerblaster1000: Will you touch my boner?
(name deleted): haha
Bonerblaster1000: I'm serious.
(name deleted): I'm sure
Bonerblaster1000: I'll give you a thousand bucks.
(name deleted): What?
Bonerblaster1000: A grand. Seriously. I'll give you a grand if you bonerize me.
(name deleted): Bonerize?
Bonerblaster1000: Yeah. You know, play with it and stuff. Use it to whack my bongos or blow on it and make silly faces while I play my EMI recording of PETER AND THE WOLF, you know, all those flute bits that represent the bird?
(name deleted): Go away.
Bonerblaster1000: It's not like I want to stick it inside you or anything.
(name deleted): Stop it.
Bonerblaster1000: Cause that would be gross.
(name deleted): What's gross?
Bonerblaster1000: Girls and their holes. My mother taught me all about THAT and how nasty and filthy they are but never said anything about the mouth so I think the mouth is okay to use.
(name deleted): You are a sick asshole.
Bonerblaster1000: Will you pull on my weenie?
(name deleted): STOP IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE
Bonerblaster1000: What, baby?
(name deleted): STOP IT!
Bonerblaster1000: Come on, you sure?
(name deleted): STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!
Bonerblaster1000: Oh God that was good.
(name deleted): What?
Bonerblaster1000: I just jizzed all over your photo. The one from the uberdirectory.
(name deleted): WHAT?
Bonerblaster1000: Les jets blanc.
(name deleted): Oh my god.
Bonerblaster1000: It's okay though. I printed it on high gloss paper and laminated it. I can just wipe it off and do it again.
(name deleted): ...
Bonerblaster1000: Shout 'stop it' again. That was really hot.
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THE FULL EXCERPT AND ALL THE DISGUSTING TRUE FACTS WILL BE REVEALED TOMORROW!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not going to prove anything, Jack. this is the internet and i just use it to kill time. i don't take it as seriously as you.
like i said, just don't do it again. she's a nice girl, leave her alone.
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Who the fuck are are you, Uberman? Uber's mysterious crimefighter? Gonna come after me in the night unless I change my ways? FUCK OFF.
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i'm just a concerned citizen. it sounds like you just admitted guilt, buddy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:54:54 EDT (#)
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This still makes me laugh
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117136#2725850
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-10 16:12:17 EDT (#)
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I am an outsider. I'm not part of any uberclique and I have never associated with any uberusers. Everyone from Bart on down associates with other uberusers, but I don't. I am unknown. I am unquantifiable. I am the outsider.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:52:51 EDT (#)
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hahaha
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:51:59 EDT (#)
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Uberman vs. The Outsider
What a battle for the ages!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:51:53 EDT (#)
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Kick his ass, Jack.
That ugly, beady-eyed faggot needs a good lesson.
make that...a GUITAR lesson!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA
I slay me.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:51:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:50:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:37:43 EDT (#)
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i'm not going to prove anything, Jack. this is the internet and i just use it to kill time. i don't take it as seriously as you.
like i said, just don't do it again. she's a nice girl, leave her alone.
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Who the fuck are are you, Uberman? Uber's mysterious crimefighter? Gonna come after me in the night unless I change my ways? FUCK OFF.
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I actually laughed at that.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:51:02 EDT (#)
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Ooo!! FIGHT!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:50:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:37:43 EDT (#)
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i'm not going to prove anything, Jack. this is the internet and i just use it to kill time. i don't take it as seriously as you.
like i said, just don't do it again. she's a nice girl, leave her alone.
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Who the fuck are are you, Uberman? Uber's mysterious crimefighter? Gonna come after me in the night unless I change my ways? FUCK OFF.
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:48:49 EDT (#)
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Jack McCallum is an Author.
You can get his books from Amazon.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:48:29 EDT (#)
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FUCK!!
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Sorry, Em.
:(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:48:23 EDT (#)
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And you......
never mind, too easy
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:48:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:40:08 EDT (#)
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For the record, I don't think Jack would ever show interest in a girl at all, let alone email her and proposition her for sex.
Now if by "girl" you mean "calico", and by sex you mean "strap the cat to a home made contraption and agitate her by reading "Made in the U.S.A." by Jack McCallum until she sprays urine in his face", then that's believable.
A girl, though?
No way.
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Funnier the first time, like over an hour ago when I made fun of myself. Try to keep up.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:24:28 EDT (#)
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I like Crystle, but seriously, girls are kind of scary and weird and if I met one in person I'd probably have a heart attack or shit my pants or something.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:48:01 EDT (#)
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<obligatory insult involving Greeks and grease>, below.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:47:50 EDT (#)
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It's a big-dick chaser.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:46:41 EDT (#)
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No, it's from South Park, I'm an unoriginal size queen.
I'm not sure what a size queen is, but I don't know how else to insult myself.
= (
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:45:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:40:08 EDT (#)
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For the record, I don't think Jack would ever show interest in a girl at all, let alone email her and proposition her for sex.
Now if by "girl" you mean "calico", and by sex you mean "strap the cat to a home made contraption and agitate her by reading "Made in the U.S.A." by Jack McCallum until she sprays urine in his face", then that's believable.
A girl, though?
No way.
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ROFLMFAO
fuck, thats the best review of the day, even if method recycled some of his old material into it, I almost pissed myself.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:44:43 EDT (#)
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Metaphorically speaking, perhaps.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:43:31 EDT (#)
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Please do not tell me that you have bigger balls than I have, jeannneee.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:42:41 EDT (#)
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I'M CHEESING MY FUCKING BALLS OFF
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:41:27 EDT (#)
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BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:40:08 EDT (#)
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For the record, I don't think Jack would ever show interest in a girl at all, let alone email her and proposition her for sex.
Now if by "girl" you mean "calico", and by sex you mean "strap the cat to a home made contraption and agitate her by reading "Made in the U.S.A." by Jack McCallum until she sprays urine in his face", then that's believable.
A girl, though?
No way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you're pretending that your alter is posting from Ottawa.
Get your story straight, Howie.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:38:05 EDT (#)
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Where to start with this Jack? Or sorry, I mean horse87.
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:53:47 EDT (#)
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What I wrote as:
"Also, since there are only 3 major Canadian banks, and all are identified by their very distinctive colours and logos, the fascia on the above ABM should be a dead giveaway."
...should have read;
"Also, since there are only 3 major Canadian banks currently using this type of machine, and all are identified by their very distinctive colours and logos, the fascia on the above ABM should be a dead giveaway. "
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-Nice back pedal. But nope, nobody is going to buy that, and it doesn't even need a reply.
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"Incidentally, I've never heard a Canadian call the banks you mentioned by their full name. Usually, it's just 'Royal' or 'RBC', or 'CIBC'. It'd be like saying "Royal Canadian Mounted Police" instead of just RCMP. Awkward.
You sure you're one of us? Perhaps you're just a Googling Yank (or wank, as the case may be..)who likes netfights? "
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-nope, typed the full name for our american friends so they could clearly see that yes, these are major canadian banks. Just calling them RBC or CIBC would not have been clear to anyone american.
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"I will concede that I have not serviced a lot of ABM's outside of the National Capital region, so I cannot comment on what their fascias look like, and yes, I do agree that it is unusual that the ABM in the picture I took has no French labels on it, ( not that it bothers me..) but this style of ABM has just been installed in these locations in the past few months"
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-Bullshit. If it was a small credit union Victoria and a new installation of ATMs I might possibly buy that they overlooked the French labels. Theres absolutely no way that a large contract done between a global ATM company (which often deals with adjusting their machines for local languages) with three of the largest banks (two of which are Quebec based no less) for the supply of ATMs to OTTAWA would ever NOT have french labelling on them.
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"BTW, if any of you live in the Ottawa area, and are willing to man up, feel free to drop me a line, and I'll gladly show you this machine, and all the others like it around here, if you like.
Of course, that'd pretty much destroy any notions that this pic is a fake, or that I'm Jack....and I'm sure that y'all would rather cling hysterically to stuff like that as opposed to taking a few hours off of Uber, and getting rid of a few misconceived notions over a quart or three at the Dominion. "
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-I like how when asked what city these machines were in, you avoided the question UNTIL it was revealed that the Canadians reading were in the West. Then it became the East. Don't worry though, if I'm ever in the San Francisco bay area, I'll drop you a line. Actually, I won't Jack.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:37:43 EDT (#)
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i'm not going to prove anything, Jack. this is the internet and i just use it to kill time. i don't take it as seriously as you.
like i said, just don't do it again. she's a nice girl, leave her alone.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:36:31 EDT (#)
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What in dyke hell is going on in this thread? It's like a douche contest in here.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:34:54 EDT (#)
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It llooks photoshopped
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:33:15 EDT (#)
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I'm in SF, dildo.
Remember, you invited me for a beer, I declined out of a lack of enthusiasm.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:31:11 EDT (#)
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When I lived in NY, I spent lots of time- and money - drinking in Toronto, St. Catherines, Niagara Falls, Brampton, etc....with an occasional trip to Montreal thrown in for variety.
I doubt I'll be traveling anytiome soon back to Canada but thanks for the offer, Jack.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HEAT STEALER :(
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:23:35 EDT (#)
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Shlongy just emailed me a proposition; sex for cash. I'm actually quite skeeved out by Shlongy's proposal. He should be ashamed of himself.
I just emailed all the details to Adam. He'll do a post about it tomorrow.
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:22:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
2 things to note:
1) oathmeal has been screaming that Shlongy has been sending him emails for two months now- like THAT would ever happen. I wouldn't know where to begin and amazingly enough, nor would I care.
So dipshits DO do some fucked up stuff around here.
B) Did I just read that Jack said he wants to "even buy Schlongy a beer"?
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Jack, no.
Me, yes.
Fuck, like I'd ever turn down a chance to go drinking?
I'm an underpaid IT monkey. It's part of the job!
Our beer is served in quarts, and it can be up to 12% alcohol. (Insane Quebecois Microbrews like 'Maudite' and 'Fin du La Monde".)
If you're up to it, I'll buy the first round next/first/any time you're in Ottawa.
I'm sure you gotta have better stories to tell than some of the vermin on here...
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually Bubba....
never mind.
I really can't be arsed with arguing with you.
You won't accuse me of owning 4 million alters and you won't go off and -2 bomb me.
WHERE IS THE GODDAMN FUN IN THAT !?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL
dudes
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