wots this ubersite thing bout then? (519 hits)
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Submitted by <tiddly.winks4.at.googlemail.com> (View user info) at 2008-07-23 16:57:34 EDT
wow ha my v. own txt box. now what to write in it?
Wow theres a lot of posts! I guess this is what you all do so here is my hello post!
HELLO! MEET ME TIDDLYWINKS! HELLO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Capitals are soooo much easier to write in! Isnt it good that Word fixes most of the bad stuff you write, like spelling and punctuation marks and things. Its great I luv word and ive just learned some excel to. It's a lot harder tho cos its numbers and maths is a bit scary. I tink most ppl think that. Ppl say I shoudnt write in capitals tho so Im not going to.
I kinda stumbled on this at work. It's funny place aint it? I don't think I had much to do that day. Ive just got my email and internet set up and its like a whole new world. Funny to get paid and not do much. I never really used it at home cos my bro was always on the puter. Now ive got my own all day its like lots of stuff to look at all the time. Sometimes I don't. I dunno if I get this site. Might as well hang about and see wots wot tho. There's lots of dirty stuff I'd probably get sacked for then there's lots and lots of really nasty stuff and then some wot seems like nice people. Probably a good idea to use this at home.
Do you people like each other? I dunno, you all very strange and Ive only read bout 6 posts. Honestly, I don't really know what your all on about but I dunno if that matters much or not. Theres not any nasty ppl on here is there? My mum warns me to be careful if I work with the internet an not be stupid.
My works says I have to spend more time reading and typing because I just got an admin job so I thought this might be a good place to start. I guess there's like beginners here, like who haven't done much writing an that? Ok, Im pretty sure you guys are going to be really hlpful and then hopfully Ill do well at work. My boss isn't very happy with me at the moment sez Im thick as 2 short planks whatever that means really. Sayings are funny don't you think? They don't seem to mean that much and make no sense. So Im set on not being rubbish at typing and that and hopefully write a story or something.
ayways, here I am, I hope you don't mind if I hang around for a bit and I guess tiddlywinks will do for now., coulnt think of anything and just played it with my little bro when i signed up So I think I jus write something and you rate? Well, I don't think anything I do will be any good at 1st but I hope it gets better.
My fingers r tired now. Hope we can b friends!
Hello GansterSquid, thnx for talking to me and u 2 Orphelia and I might +2 something soon when Ive hd a chance to read it. I don't read so fast so sorry if I don't do it very quckly.
User Reviews
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:22:14 EDT (#)
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Please die
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:44:45 EDT (#)
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This is a great example of why there should be mandatory abortion universally.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:28:17 EDT (#)
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for chrissakes
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:20:10 EDT (#)
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If you were my roommate, i'd piss in your oatmeal every morning.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:19:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:16:45 EDT (#)
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i dont like u taters. u r mean an nasty and u dont need 2 b.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:16:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:10:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:07:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:07:34 PDT (#)
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i think you are for real, so i am being nice.
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wow...
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NO
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:09:02 EDT (#)
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Orpheeeeeeeeeeelia is sooooooooo nice!
u should listen 2 Orpheeeeeeeeeeeeelia cos she knows wot shes talkin about.
yeh yeh yeh Orpheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelia!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:08:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:07:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:07:34 PDT (#)
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i think you are for real, so i am being nice.
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wow...
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:48:12 EDT (#)
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Oh holy fuck. Run!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:48:08 EDT (#)
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This better not be that Sicosemen fucktard.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:44:34 EDT (#)
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us r all liking me now? well sort of. thank u 2 the ppl who r nice!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:41:53 EDT (#)
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jesus christ.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:29:25 EDT (#)
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For sheer ridiculousness.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:53:59 EDT (#)
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hows this happen huh? how did this get back up here? was gone last night. this is a silly site it deosnt work proper.
Submitted by BJ-theGreat (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:30:36 EDT (#)
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The entertainment purposes alone are worth coming here. Oath, Shlong and now Tiddly. Simply pricelss.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:01:53 EDT (#)
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Do you swallow?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:17:06 EDT (#)
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not looking
tra la la la la...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:13:53 EDT (#)
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If you liked that, you'll LOVE this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111823
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:12:32 EDT (#)
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adsfafd
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:12:22 EDT (#)
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That's hilarious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:10:20 EDT (#)
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Nope. The incredibly hot Mrs. Shlongy did the honors.
It was at her birthday celebration last summer out in the Wine Country, Napa Valley, CA.
I felt the need to drop trou in front of probably 20 guests.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:59:25 EDT (#)
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I'll keep that in mind. Did you slap your own ass, btw?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:57:57 EDT (#)
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It's not too late to save face!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:54:28 EDT (#)
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haha, sorry
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:39:24 EDT (#)
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So, what you're saying is...you're not emailing me a picture of your snizz anytime soon?
THAT BLOWS. ALL the Uber broads send Shlongy great pictures.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:33:50 EDT (#)
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A) You're full of shit
B) The only pics I have are when I'm drunk or at the fucking bar and I"ll be right damned if I post that shit
C) I'm not having my friends take a picture for FUCKING UBERSITE
D) YOU"RE FULL OF SHIT OLD LADY
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:32:37 EDT (#)
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Post a follow up picture with a sign that says uber and I'll have everyone stop calling you an alter.
I have the power.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:21:35 EDT (#)
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you're a fucking rusty douche doodles. fuck off.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:20:07 EDT (#)
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I think i get wot an alter is. Doodles, im not an alter. Everybody is soooo mean. Apart from orphelia, she is nice.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:19:13 EDT (#)
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Also
IDK MY BFF JILL?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:17:10 EDT (#)
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Alter below.
Stupid alter two below.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:10:41 EDT (#)
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Well if it were me, I'd have a set date, of anyone who registered that day or before only; and an arbitrary time and day; and fuck everyone else.
I'm pretty hawdcoah like dat woot woot. (fuck me)
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:09:29 EDT (#)
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hello doodles!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:07:16 EDT (#)
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Why can't you stay in character?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:59:45 EDT (#)
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dunno taters, he made a 'final call' a couple of weeks ago.
sometimes, the person organising it does a second 'all these users were late' directory.
must be a bitch to think you got it nailed, then several more people go 'add me, add me'.
never ending.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:57:12 EDT (#)
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BRILLIANT! Its still here! i thought it woz gone 4ever. Found it on the left menu thing. is anyone going to tell me why its gone off the front. is there something wrong with the website or is it me? is there a way 2 take posts off?
I kno Im not great at writing but Im not nasty so theres no reason to be nasty 2 me.
Taters I dnot kno u but apart from not liking me, ur probably alright. Its only the internet so i kno u dont mean it
I am tiddlywinks, i aint been here b4 and does every1 go through this. I c ur getting a bad time taters.
thnx for sticking up 4 me Orphelia.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:52:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:50:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:31:48 BST (#)
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this has to be banjo just being a bitch.
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Dear god, how wrong are you.
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Fuck, I just assumed there had to be SOME reason for this fucking alter to appear here today.
I honestly don't believe someone that fucking illiterate and retarded exists. I know they do, but I do with them like failed abortions; oh fuck they're the same thing.....
Orph......
When was the uberdirectory deadline?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:50:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:31:48 BST (#)
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this has to be banjo just being a bitch.
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Dear god, how wrong are you.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:42:53 EDT (#)
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*shakes head, walks away*
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:36:58 EDT (#)
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TITS OR GTFO!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:31:48 EDT (#)
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this has to be banjo just being a bitch.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:25:07 EDT (#)
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This is one of the fucking stupidest alters yet.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:21:56 EDT (#)
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I honestly think you're mentally retarded.
So, um. Good luck. Look up "horse beastiality" on google, it might give you an idea of "wot" this "ubur" site is.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:17:41 EDT (#)
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she only held it for a day though, this cunt (probably Simon) has it now.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:14:12 EDT (#)
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i think banjo wins that award
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:13:19 EDT (#)
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Ewe R Sofa King Wee Todd It.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:12:03 EDT (#)
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Wait. There's an AWARD???
NOW you tell me. Sheeeeeshh....
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:10:20 EDT (#)
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jesus, the obvious alter award changes hands every day now eh?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:10:18 EDT (#)
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Well, if you want to "learn", here's lesson one.
1) Show me your hole
1b) Don't tell your mom
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:08:45 EDT (#)
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I just want learn. ok be mean if u like. Im not mean, Im nice and I aint gonna be horrid back.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:07:34 EDT (#)
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i think you are for real, so i am being nice.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:07:16 EDT (#)
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stfu sico
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:07:07 EDT (#)
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this is not the place to look for kindness alter-noob
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:06:51 EDT (#)
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hi orphelia! r u actually nice or just pretend nice?
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:06:31 EDT (#)
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:05:51 EDT (#)
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OOooh, I just read it properly and you mentioned me!!
(This isn't my alter, people)
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:04:34 EDT (#)
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I thought u were being nice GangsterSquid. Thnx. I kno Im not v-good but thats no reason to be so mean. Whos sico? Wots and alter?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:04:21 EDT (#)
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wow ha my v. own txt box. now what to write in it?
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I think that is quite cute.
Welcome.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:04:07 EDT (#)
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OK...ok...maybe it's sico's retarded brother.
I DON'Y KNOW.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:02:52 EDT (#)
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coulnt think of anything and just played it with my little bro
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what an odd sentence
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:02:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:00:13 EDT (#)
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im not sure sico could be this GAY
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I AM sure sico could be this GAY.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:02:14 EDT (#)
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y r u being so mean? i told u Im just learning. Shlongy, Id rather be on the like list then the not like list. rather be on ur good side than bad side.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:00:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:00:13 EDT (#)
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im not sure sico could be this GAY
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:59:33 EDT (#)
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i dunno you but i think u r a big meanie
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:59:29 EDT (#)
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*COUGH-COUGH-ALTER!-COUGH COUGH!*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:59:20 EDT (#)
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If you can only read ONE post - and that seems highly debatable at this point - read this one, Slick:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111823
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:58:13 EDT (#)
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Good fucking grief, sico...
This is the best you could come up with? What a waste of an alter.