goddamnit i hate ms paint (1710 hits)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-09-13 06:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"It was about rape.
Rape is funny.
I take that back. Rape is HILARIOUS."
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, i caught you on your spelling because you can't fucking spell.
tard.
um. just email me at tatersninja at aol (aim...I dk) dot com. (It goes through with either tho I think) I don't want my name anywhere near uber.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only way you caught me on my spelling is because you had to look up the word to see what it meant, so yeah... I don't spell very good.
and what is your facebook or myspace, I don't use facebook very often but I still check it.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AIM, Facebook (they have 'chat' now)
gmail, etc.
Um, instant messaging, geezer. Stop looking at child porn and perusing uber, sicko.
Do you even know what fb is???
(Facetious, btw)
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, I am being serious. I am not capable of sarcasm or feceitousness.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-01 15:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe you forgot something, I (') M, as in I'm.
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Are YOU BEING SERIOUS???
THIS IS HOW I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING 83!!!!!!
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-01 15:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe you forgot something, I (') M, as in I'm.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-01 15:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You two ever hear of "IM"?
STFU
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-01 15:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, I watch it by myself while I try to self-fellate
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 15:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. I haven't seen black sheep that many times.
Do you watch it with your bow tie on your flaccid dick while in line for a circle - jerk?
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-01 15:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(talking on the phone) Hi there, this is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the recreational center. To be honest with you I pretty much run the place ha, ha, ha. Is this ah Pat Gyles? Good, Good. Hey, hope everything's going great in your fine town of er Avery? Edward! Ha, ha, ha. Say, the reason I'm calling is I wanted to tell you a little bit about the candidacy of Al Donnelly. Al Donnelly's a guy with a dream. His dream is to become governor of this great state of Washington. Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me and the wall here, I doozy myself last night. Ha ha, ha, ha. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the finger, and a duck! Now, I don't know ha, ha, ha. Are you crying? Oh my lord. I am sorry honey, please don't! Could you get your daddy on the phone. No, don't hang up please I...
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 15:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, and a duck!
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This was NOT in both movies. Or either. FUCK.
Of course I watch movies. I couldn't maintain my girlish (10 year old boy) figure otherwise!!!
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-01 15:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Both are quotes from billy maddison and black sheep. Don't you watch movies?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 15:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
K, I was going to post the link. But it wouldn't let me.
It had 2 results. One was quotes from Black Sheep.
The other was a World of Warcraft forum.
Which part was dream an dwhich was fantasy?
I'm not really down for grams being there while your dick is out and we're busy with the buffalo.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-01 14:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, google that dream and see what turns up. And as far as the "penis pupet"(puppet), it is kind of like a hand puppet, but instead of sliding your hand up the bottom end of the doll you use your penis instead. So therefore I am saying that you are the doll and I will soon be sliding my penis inside you. Get it?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 14:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, so you had a dream...
And all that shit was in it?
What's a penis puppet?
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-01 14:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That, my soon to be "penis pupet", was a dream about a fantasy.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I doozy myself last night. Ha ha, ha, ha. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, and a duck!
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This is where you lost me.
This is another fantasy? Or an actual dream?
I like option 1. Depending what's up with the buffalo I might be willing.
I'm always open to trying everything once.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-31 13:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not dead set on peeing, how do you feel about a chilidog?
I could think of three other things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.
Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me and the wall here, I doozy myself last night. Ha ha, ha, ha. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, and a duck!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you pretty set on the peeing, then?
I am a team player.
Going to work (Bye) , have fun w/ your bow-ties.
(Bow ties)
bowties?
ties that are shaped like little fag-bows.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pues, donde usted quiere el urination?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um.
Si tendré un pene cerca de mí, yo no deseo que orinando en mi asno.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quiero orinar en su asno.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-28 21:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-26 11:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had a nice little buzz myself but I just slept it off and now I'm ready to roll on down the highway.
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Wow, I JUST realized what gaysquid meant, "DUI"....
Fuck your vagina tardo.
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Watch your fucking mouth.
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Please, please -2 me oh great gangstersquid....
Fuckin' retard.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-07-28 14:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMFG
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-28 14:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Keep this on the DL, but i beleive her too. I just wanted to see some hole
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-28 02:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I refuse to beleive you untill you post a pic for proof!!
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trust me, it's the same. i've banged a lot of asian chicks.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I ACTUALLY look a little bit retarded here....."
HaHaha, no kidding!
Category: Business & Financial a bit off, though. I came here looking for investment advice.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-26 11:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had a nice little buzz myself but I just slept it off and now I'm ready to roll on down the highway.
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Wow, I JUST realized what gaysquid meant, "DUI"....
Fuck your vagina tardo.
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Watch your fucking mouth.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2008-07-28 05:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bitmaps make baby jeebus cry.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-28 02:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I refuse to beleive you untill you post a pic for proof!!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-27 19:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got asked that for the first time in my junior year of high school...
I don't get it or where that originated and can't believe people honestly think that could be true!!!
And, yes, my mudflaps (when I stretch them down the street and get binoculars) are horizontal.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-27 10:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell me alter-Li, are your meatflaps positioned in a vertical fashion, like a white or black woman's?
Or are they more horizontal, like I have long suspected of your people.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-26 11:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, "hi" tits.
I've never had a skin rash; but I thought I had herpes one time. Turns out it was an in-grown hair thank fucking god. (I got a lil paranoid, mmk? All those fucking Valtrex commercials, I thought I could be one of those outbreak free for 2 days kinda spokespersons, too!!)
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-07-26 09:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually I have, once, in Michigan. It was -- interesting. I ended up contracting a very aggravating skin rash from the lake some of us swam in. Here's a tip -- don't swim in brown lakes. It might not be just mud.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-26 07:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have nothing to add. I just want to show my face, and have it known that I would like to have sex with you taters. Clever name by the way, I just figured it out.
Submitted by Sincere (user info) at 2008-07-26 06:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You need corporal punishment.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-26 04:02:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-07-26 03:31:17 EDT (#)
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Then everyone posts about it for three months.
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Haha, really?? Sounds...different. I take it you haven't been to one of these ubercon-things?
THANKS ROB BERG!!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-07-26 03:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
An Ubercon, to answer your strangely placed question, is an Uber-convention. Kind of like a Star Wars convention except the people who attend are all Uber users and don't wear costumes (still just as geeky though). So, a bunch of people from Uber who have never met get together and drink and insult each other and sometimes some of them have sex. Then everyone posts about it for three months.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-26 02:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CLOSE
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-26 02:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-26 02:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
how about this?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-26 02:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-26 02:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe this will help.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-26 02:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope, it just went down ANOTHER 0.01...
Thanks, Bob.
I need sleeping pills. Or crack. This is stupid.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-26 02:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LIES
my zeros added to the zeroness.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 23:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wobbly H
Take a capital letter H taters assumes the posistion of the line in the middle, and the entire thing will wobble
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Oh, Ok. We call that the Eiffel Tower.
Bob, yes you did!!!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck is Kristy Swan...(I am vaguely reminded of someone retarded in the news, like mushy-brains-for real-retarded)...
And thanks for fucking up my perfect zero, ass.
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Don't worry about it.
And I didn't do anything to fuck with your perfect zero, ass.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Incase you still don't get it, It means one guy is fucking her doggy style while she blows the other guy. If they are all standing it forms the shape of a capital H
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wobbly H
Take a capital letter H taters assumes the posistion of the line in the middle, and the entire thing will wobble
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck is Kristy Swan...(I am vaguely reminded of someone retarded in the news, like mushy-brains-for real-retarded)...
And thanks for fucking up my perfect zero, ass.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-25 05:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do find it sad that there are so many reviews on such a badly put together post.
State of Uber.
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Welcome to the fucking internet in general.
Step 1: Hot Girl posts.
Step 2: People flock to said post
Step 3: Someone comments how sad it is, thus only adding to the attention
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Kristy Swan.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does this wobbly H include me in some way?
Okay, I'm being dense, just come out with it...(That's what SHE said, hehehe)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know what a "wobbly H" is but it's already one of my new favorite expressions.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-25 17:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it shlongy we can run a wobbly H.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 17:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like how it's "-0", that makes me die a little bit inside. And then I remember absolute value and I don't care. :D
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-25 17:50:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sars (View user info) at 2008-07-24 01:27:44 EDT
I rate higher but I don't want to wreck your perfect -0. Those are pretty rare.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 17:26:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-25 05:22:21 EDT (#)
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I do find it sad that there are so many reviews on such a badly put together post.
State of Uber.
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Sorry to say, but there haven't been too many 'gems' on here as of late.
Stop saying "broad" shlongy, my fucking mom says that for fuck's sake. She's like...59 or some shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Get in line, man. I spotted this broad first.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you are feeling particularly patriotic, I have a flag pole that you can put old glory on.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-25 08:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Argentinian?
Armenian?
American?
African?
Afghanistani?
Austrian?
Australian?
Albanian?
Algerian?
Angolan?
Azerbaijan.....ian?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-25 05:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do find it sad that there are so many reviews on such a badly put together post.
State of Uber.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would hit it... wow an american servicemen fucking an asian... THATS original
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Well, gotta show my patriotism SOMEHOW...I'm not so down with Gitmo....
And I've always been a team player.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-25 02:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maltese?
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would hit it... wow an american servicemen fucking an asian... THATS original
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how's my rating keep getting LOWER, it's already below 0, wtf bloody hell?
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Post a series of highly entertaining fiction. Use a clever title, such as "After the Fall"
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, the asshole who just yelled 'PEDO!' can shut the hell up.
I was merely paying her a compliment.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy CHRIST you look, like, twelve years old in that first picture!
JESUS!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, okay. Whatever. I give up.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you got help from uber's resident alcholic/homeless/bus boy?
Good for you!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus, STFU already
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oooh. well fuck. Really. Just read it.
Fucking humor me. (ahahaha, wow.)
^ sure way to get you NOT to read it.
It took me for fucking ever, I even had director help me. I tried resizing it, and there's just more shit on uber today, so ... um.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Which requires effort on my part.
I don't see how you can't comprehend this.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, you just have to click on it to enlarge it, adn then click on it AGAIN, and it will be the right size.
I know it's fucking tiny.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did, it is just too tiny to read.
And if you think I'm going to put any iota of effort into your creative work you are about to be disappointed
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, retard is my first language. Which is why every other word is either, "retard," or, "Fuck," I feel comfortable with them.
You still didn't look at my post, asshole.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reading that review caused my eyes to bleed.
Are you ESL?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're an alter because you don't have a defined character have discrepancies in your posts and reviews and are generally retarded.
Either you're an alter or bipolar.
Since we already have a resident bipolar child you aren't needed.
Since we already have a massive amounts of alters, you aren't needed.
Either way, you aren't needed.
P.S. 'poodles' reads like something bubba would say.
Do you really want to be like bubba my little china alter?
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Why do I have discrepancies? In my posts? I think the general retardation would clear up any discrepancies. Also, I honestly didn't know what you were talking about referring to "poodles" I had to go back and read it.
Most of the time I'm just fucking around, and in my posts, I've tried a few.. things out, none of which were well received. Just trying ....
YOU KNOW WHAT< READ MY FUCKING CAMWHORE....
IT'S ALL IN THERE
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're an alter because you don't have a defined character have discrepancies in your posts and reviews and are generally retarded.
Either you're an alter or bipolar.
Since we already have a resident bipolar child you aren't needed.
Since we already have a massive amounts of alters, you aren't needed.
Either way, you aren't needed.
P.S. 'poodles' reads like something bubba would say.
Do you really want to be like bubba my little china alter?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mexican?
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No. Keep trying, you'll have to stumble across it eventually. It starts with an, "A"....GO!
Why do you think I'm a fucking alter, poodles. Wait, is that one of jack's alters or something?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Doodles, I can smell your uterus from here
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Uterus? Isn't that a delicacy in Asia land?
I hear you people love to eat things that really shouldn't be considered food.
Jack probably wouldn't let you near his house, you know.
Firstly because in his mind if it 'isn't white it isn't right.
Secondly because he knows your people love the taste of fresh pussy.
You know, the type of pussy that Jack DOES have, I mean.
P.S. I still think you're an alter by the way, and will continue to think so until you post a picture of yourself with a sign referencing Ubersite
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mexican?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how's my rating keep getting LOWER, it's already below 0, wtf bloody hell?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you ready for the Aunt Jemimah treatment? I'm offering.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
jester, what rant?
Doodles, I can smell your uterus from here
Drake- Really? Greek? And I'm the retard?
NO, I'm actually from northern ireland. I can't believe no one guessed that!!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well even if you aren't a hot chinese, or whatever yellow denomination, chick, you picked a good lookin' girl to be. So plus 2 that!
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I'm NOT chinese, but honestly who's keeping track, it's all the same.
Ohh...well, I have a jpeg somewhere on my desktop. Oh k.
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Greek?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just noticed you think I'm a woman.
I find tht funny.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice rant. Now you sound more retarded.
Shlongy apparently wants to rail you, though, and that's about as close to acceptance as anybody gets around here.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How'd you like me to motorboat you?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well even if you aren't a hot chinese, or whatever yellow denomination, chick, you picked a good lookin' girl to be. So plus 2 that!
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I'm NOT chinese, but honestly who's keeping track, it's all the same.
Ohh...well, I have a jpeg somewhere on my desktop. Oh k.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, it is a bmp. I thought you people were supposed to be good with computers.
You even fail at being Asian.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU JUST CLICK ON IT N THEN MAGNIFY FUCK YOU IT IS A JPG
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Save as .jpg instead of .bmp
HTH, KTHXBAI!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. I think I just maxed out on the Retard today.
Fuck me.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
after you click on it and it loads then you can blow it up and make it bigger...
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you don't need to resize it, let those dumb asses click on the pic to blow it up.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That hurt my eyes to read.
Asian women would be really hot if they all weren't so fucking retarded.
Make me a sandwich bitch and I *might* fuck you.
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Sorry, I'm not into lesbianism.
So, no one is going to help me fucking resize it??????
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That hurt my eyes to read.
Asian women would be really hot if they all weren't so fucking retarded.
Make me a sandwich bitch and I *might* fuck you.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See all that fucking writing I did, and now it just looks RETARDED.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like the picture of you on the beach and I'm sitting here imagining how much of my arm I could slide up your snizz.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. You're dumber than me trying to use ms paint.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOOK OUT FOR CHARLIES UP IN THE TREES!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I DID save it as a jpeg. I don't fucking know, I hate ms Paint, and I can't figure it out. When I look at in on my comp, it's NORMAL SIZE< not wee midget like myself.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because it's smarter than you?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:46:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny. The brits always show up around this time and begin spewing their opinion about things, as if it actually matters to anyone other than themselves.
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You want to be taking that back Mr. or I will kick you in the nuts.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I told you to save it as a jpeg.
-F and no gold star for you.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for a chance to pee in your butt
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like the little white fuzzball at the end.
bitmaps = cry
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To College
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf i can't read that.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.harrycarays.com/images/about_harry_pic1.jpg
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
robster craw berry dericious
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bmp's make the baby jesus cry.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was never shown any mercy when I accidently posted a .bmp so you don't get any either!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have guessed the meetings would be different when the official memo says "clothing optional"
Cookies FTW!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to "beer pong," but then I learned to love myself.
I hope you're real.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, those briefings are certainly different.
I was aware that part of my job was to hold an end up, but i didnt realise that was your end.
Still, the bisuits are nice.
Oh and free biscuits/cookies for EVERYONE if Drake and Ei are elected.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:13:23 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
well even if you aren't a hot chinese, or whatever yellow denomination, chick, you picked a good lookin' girl to be. So plus 2 that!
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I would like to add that The Drake was not being racist in calling this young lady, 'yellow'
We will not be splitting The US OF A into yellow, black, white and grubby looking sections.
The drake loves negroes the best :)
VOTE DRAKE AND EI in 2008!
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No, no. I have nothing but the utmost respect and admiration for the Asian Culture. I often fantasize about them when I am "briefing my cabinet" if you know what I mean.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:13:23 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
well even if you aren't a hot chinese, or whatever yellow denomination, chick, you picked a good lookin' girl to be. So plus 2 that!
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I would like to add that The Drake was not being racist in calling this young lady, 'yellow'
We will not be splitting The US OF A into yellow, black, white and grubby looking sections.
The drake loves negroes the best :)
VOTE DRAKE AND EI in 2008!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
would you rike to go to red robster and get a robster craw?
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about you show us the incredibly boring plain-jane pictures of a nerdy korean girl before your makeover, Choi Fuk.
You're just showing off because you went to the salon and got yourself highlights, a shitty makeup job and a tan. You're probably a mega bitch now too, because two guys have shown interest in you that previously would only fuck your white best friend.
Go on Tyra's show, and then kill yourself, because that's the only way anyone will find you interesting.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well even if you aren't a hot chinese, or whatever yellow denomination, chick, you picked a good lookin' girl to be. So plus 2 that!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey its lunchtime now!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Let's have a quickie at lunch time!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.
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How, what? Huh?!!!!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I couldn't figure out how to resize. When I look at it on my comp, it's normal size, when I attach it it shrinks to a wet dick.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.
Submitted by Sincere (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do you like that asian girl on youtube? http://www.youtube.com/user/communitychannel
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can I make an appointment to chow your beave?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Taters - here's me offering some assistance on how to do this. This is the bodgiest job I've ever seen... I mean... ever!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
*buzzer*
Sorry, thanks, for playing, here's a copy of the home game.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-24 05:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The universe? I don't have any theories about the Universe. Except that it's, like, really big. Like my cock.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 05:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:46:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny. The brits always show up around this time and begin spewing their opinion about things, as if it actually matters to anyone other than themselves.
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And you show up all the time!
:(
spewing your fanciful theories about love, life and the universe, begone heathen, BEGONE!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 05:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me??
Hehe.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-24 04:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry. In your case I meant Sluttish.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 04:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:46:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny. The brits always show up around this time and begin spewing their opinion about things, as if it actually matters to anyone other than themselves.
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I show up at this time and erm, I am not British. Try again.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-24 04:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-24 04:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny. The brits always show up around this time and begin spewing their opinion about things, as if it actually matters to anyone other than themselves.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-24 04:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ladyboy!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not small enough.
-2 for fucking up such a simple process... Not once but twice.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Took ages and cute, but you have the body of a 12 year old.
I prefer you without make up, you look less drag.
I hope you are going to be more than just a camwhore.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Urgh that took AGES
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What size are your boobs?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-24 02:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh and +2 because you live in Clearwater (I'm assuming FL), my grandparents live there.
Unless you're a Scientologist...then I'll -2 your ass back to LA.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-24 02:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok I'm 90% convinced.
Sexy asians always get +2s from me.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 01:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
omfg i'm going to bed. this is retarded it's still TEENY when i "viewed" from gmail it was normal!!!!!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-24 01:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll just have to hope people have sense enough to click the image to enlarge it.
Goodnight, I'm going to bed. Nice playing with you. Good luck.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-24 01:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry Charlie. Don't know what to tell you.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!