Have You Seen The New Batman Movie? (+BatCamwhore) (1356 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2008-07-24 03:10:10 EDT
It cost me over a 100$ to go see it in the original version. Joker dubbed in french = epic fail.
Though no masterpiece as people make it out to be, it was kinda good.
BATCAM!
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-09-03 13:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My sister and I played pool with two French guys at a bar in Seattle exactly a week ago, most of the conversation involved my talking shit on the rednecks in Spokane, followed by them talking a lot of shit on the "How you say...rednecks!" in Quebec.
It was hilarious.
Cool shirt.
Redneck.
The end.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-09-03 02:41:04 EDT (#)
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it was ok. i give it 3 1/2 out of five.
and im not impressed by ledger's performance. it was good, but if youre a movie villain and ARENT stealing all the scenes youre in, you did a shit job.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-09-03 01:42:35 EDT (#)
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you've got friends?????
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-08-14 10:42:55 EDT (#)
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dude, check out david meshow on you tube.
pretty wicked french canadian musician.
quite funny.
you may enjoy
or not
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-08-11 16:04:33 EDT (#)
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I want that guy's Slayer shirt.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:36:51 EDT (#)
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ou le show? Woodstock en Beauce?
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-07-31 06:31:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-31 05:39:29 EDT (#)
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I liked it :)
That gyllenahaal women is rubbish though, badly cast and theres no real need for her in the film.
Bale has a gruff old voice when he's batman which is a tad strange.
Overall, I would give it 7 1/2 out of 10.
I do rate Heath Ledgers performance, best role I ever ever seen him in.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-07-31 05:21:23 EDT (#)
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Is it a good movie? Can't decide whether to see it or not.
PS Nice photo.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-29 10:34:20 EDT (#)
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"i hope he never dies" lol! And I look Indian cuz like many french canucks I probably have Natives in my genealogic tree (or trunk in our case) JUST LIKE JOHNNY DEPP!!!111
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:13:26 EDT (#)
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What part of India are you from Caul?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:21:24 EDT (#)
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things i've spent $100 on:
daring my friend to press his bare ass on the window of a fancy restaurant
two burritos
spending $100 on a movie is nothing. you're obviously poor if you think that's a lot of money for a totally badass movie. which it was.
Heath Ledger's performance as the Joker was amazing! pure brilliance! he's such a great actor, i hope he never dies!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-28 03:38:14 EDT (#)
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That did mean that the trip and everything cost $100, right? Not that you actually paid $100 for the ticket?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-28 02:03:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-27 04:57:03 EDT (#)
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you are a loser for paying $100 to see a movie. i saw it on opening night for $14 in san fran. and i bought the tickets for me, my brother and his two sons,his girlfriend and 2 daughters, and my dad. and it was not planned ahead.
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just so you know, the entire world is not in english. so sorry, finding a theater where they project in the original version where i live is not easy.
and what the fuck do i care about a 100$.
i had a dinner i didn't even like in a restaurant for a 100$ tonight...so what?
not everyone collects foods stamps, eh?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-27 12:56:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-27 04:57:03 EDT (#)
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you are a loser for paying $100 to see a movie. i saw it on opening night for $14 in san fran. and i bought the tickets for me, my brother and his two sons,his girlfriend and 2 daughters, and my dad. and it was not planned ahead.
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you are a loser for paying $14 to see a movie. i saw it on a gigantic screen at a drive-in for 9$ in IL. and i bought the tickets for me and a smokin' hot girl instead of a white trash family like you did. and it was not planned ahead.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-27 12:19:43 EDT (#)
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i went to see it at a drive-in theater with a hot date last night. the drive-in is awesome because you can bring alcohol and make a camp while watching the movie on an absolutely gigantic screen.
but yeah, my date was really hot and awesome and i missed half the movie because my mind kept drifting off to thinking about having sex with this girl. i'll have to go see it again.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-27 04:57:03 EDT (#)
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you are a loser for paying $100 to see a movie. i saw it on opening night for $14 in san fran. and i bought the tickets for me, my brother and his two sons,his girlfriend and 2 daughters, and my dad. and it was not planned ahead.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-27 04:03:44 EDT (#)
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this just in: caul likes boys.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-27 03:49:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-25 23:15:19 EDT (#)
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It's like you knew it was going to be a gay picture, yet you took it anyway. You have the "man, this is gay" smirk on.
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some of you people are so unoriginal, it pains me. and sorry, but flabby men usually sound and act effeminate. sorry to be the one to tell you. clearly you are jealous.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-25 23:15:19 EDT (#)
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It's like you knew it was going to be a gay picture, yet you took it anyway. You have the "man, this is gay" smirk on.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:44:55 EDT (#)
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I licked my monitor just now and it tasted like shit.
...oh because its on your post.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:12:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:26:02 EST (#)
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Let's make a reference to an over hyped movie! How good does it feel to be part of the flock!
Your reviews are better than this bullshit.
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Caul's always posted like this - he treats uber like a forum. I can dig it.
Submitted by Sincere (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:29:25 EDT (#)
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Caught between a turd sandwich and a giant douche lol
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:21:49 EDT (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/1172094270665913325/1/love.jpg
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:14:34 EDT (#)
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go fuck a goat method :p
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:14:29 EDT (#)
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Kids in the Sandbox > the dark kinght.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:14:21 EDT (#)
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How casual? Like she has some french dudes cock in her mouth casual?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:13:44 EDT (#)
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Je vais is I go. Je m'en vais is Im going. But the 1st one will work in a casual conversation.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:09:29 EDT (#)
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STFU NOONIE, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SPANISH LESSONS
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:58:27 EDT (#)
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when would you use the other one? if ever. or is it like one of those conjugations that only ghetto people use. like how judge judy plaintiffs say "he had done" or really he had did...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:57:07 EDT (#)
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Caul's a spitter- not a swallower.
Come on, everyone knows that.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:52:21 EDT (#)
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Looks like he's trying to hold the come in his mouth.
why would anyone want to DO that?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:52:16 EDT (#)
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Je vais or preferably Je m'en vais
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:40:16 EDT (#)
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Caul's latest menage a trois but certainly not his last.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:37:10 EDT (#)
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i thought the younger one was related to you, the dude on the left just doesn't look like he'd be your brother.
also i have a french question. if you said "i'm going" like i'm going to the store, would you say je vais or use that present perfect thing. j'aille or whatever it was.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:27:24 EDT (#)
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No biologist below
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:08:20 EDT (#)
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Wow... A picture of you with two other French guys who have dirt smeared on their faces because they have the testosterone levels of a prepubescent girl and can't grow beards.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:56:42 EDT (#)
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This was a much better written review then that piss-poor excuse of a review McCallum posted the other day. Very interesting read.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:52:57 EDT (#)
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<insert comment about your sexuality here>
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:52:23 EDT (#)
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French people rule!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:45:14 EDT (#)
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I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:36:14 EDT (#)
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you and your brother have Who noses
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1695651840/tt0170016
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:24:18 EDT (#)
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French batman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79wTOaFrwC8&feature=related
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:18:17 EDT (#)
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LOL
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:12:53 PDT (#)
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Are your brothers gay, too?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:03:11 EDT (#)
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yeah that had to fail having a french joker.
love the shirt though
Submitted by Sincere (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:42:59 EDT (#)
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cauLAMEcourt LOL
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:39:10 EDT (#)
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Fallen - it was sponsored by molson. I hate bleue anyway.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:26:02 EDT (#)
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Let's make a reference to an over hyped movie! How good does it feel to be part of the flock!
Your reviews are better than this bullshit.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:22:10 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 Slayer
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:17:32 EDT (#)
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Pepsi's and tight T shirts. About as hardcore as a Captain and Tenile show
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:05:11 EDT (#)
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I bet you looooooove Robin don't you?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:04:16 EDT (#)
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Mostly for the comments!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:35:37 EDT (#)
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GOBLIN!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:12:53 EDT (#)
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Are your brothers gay, too?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:56:00 EDT (#)
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Who the hell drinks Molson Dry?
were they out of Blue?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:07:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:57:11 EDT (#)
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SLAYER LIVES
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:53:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-24 02:28:02 CDT (#)
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Even Hidden101 was there in the background with his Yellow Beanie.
That cunt can smell a camwhore from a mile away.
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Heh.
+2 for: The shirt, whatever drugs you were on, brothers that look nothing like you, Joker dialogue in French (?!), Metal, and your reemergence! All those things.
People were worried that you had been kidnapped by the gay mafia.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:41:26 EDT (#)
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Surrounded by men...I've never seen you so happy.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:33:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:25:36 EDT (#)
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and he likes Slayer and the entire site was filled with metalheads so it was fitting.
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I was worried that wearing metal shirts was the new hipster thing to do, my T-shirts from middle school would finally be trendy, fo course they wouldn't fit, but that is another story.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:15:27 EDT (#)
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I thought that tee shirt said
Batman
Robin
Hurty!
This would have explained hurtys abbsence and Christian Bales recent attack on his family
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:06:54 EDT (#)
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Can I just ask whether those two guys are related? Because it looks like you've photoshopped the same eyes from one onto the other. Grey shirt guy's eyes aren't even reflecting the hilarity that the rest of his face suggests he is experiencing.
Its creeping me out :(
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:32:25 EDT (#)
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<3
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-24 05:34:39 EDT (#)
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U R GAY LOL
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-24 04:33:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-24 04:32:23 EDT (#)
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Ah yes. Once again American culture takes over the world, from the Slayer shirt to Batman and Robin movies.
Fuck we're awesome.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 04:02:49 EDT (#)
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i hear wyclef has a rocket in his pocket
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:55:03 EDT (#)
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i saw a lot of bands this summers due to this mini Woodstock and Quebec 400th aniversary.
even if you don't really like the bands, it's so cheap you can't miss out.
So far I've seen, Filter, Bran Van 3000, Linkin Park, Billy Talent, Primus, Van Halen...and a bunch of uebec bands. Paul McCartney came but I passed. not my thing and crowds for people like him are just nuts.
I EVEN WORKED OUT WITH WYCLEF JEAN AND LINKIN PARK'S FRONTMAN AT THE HILTON'S GYM WHERE I GO! THEY SIGNED MY BICEPS AND WE FUCKED IN THE SAUNA.
Well not really, but I still saw them! OMGOMGOMGOMG!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:40:53 EDT (#)
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oh yeah, wanna have butt sexxx, its cool im pitching
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:38:25 EDT (#)
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french thrash!
right on, that's funnier than when it in hungarian.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:36:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:17:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:15:32 EDT (#)
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Hey, ha, are those guys, like, haha, your...
Rats.
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Like I was about to say they were your gay lovers but saw your post. It r a joke. Not a good one, but there it is.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:30:09 EDT (#)
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Yeah, your brother should grow facial hair, looks like he grows it really quick anyway.
Nice bushy radovan karadzic beard.
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2008/07/22/karadzicdouble5214676.jpg
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:28:02 EDT (#)
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Even Hidden101 was there in the background with his Yellow Beanie.
That cunt can smell a camwhore from a mile away.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:26:27 EDT (#)
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i have proof
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:26:15 EDT (#)
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god listens to slayer
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:25:36 EDT (#)
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my brother is very slim so the t-shirt looks oversized cuz his arms are spread out.
and he likes Slayer and the entire site was filled with metalheads so it was fitting.
my favourite show was this http://youtube.com/watch?v=9toJf0nodHU&feature=related
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:18:11 EDT (#)
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Why is your friend wearing an over sized slayer t shirt??
Does he not realise Slayer are dead!
Nice hair romeo.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:17:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:15:32 EDT (#)
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Hey, ha, are those guys, like, haha, your...
Rats.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:15:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:11:22 EDT (#)
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dude, red eye reduction
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sorry, my pupils were so dilated.
but who cares, it's all about the shirt, sweetheart.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:15:32 EDT (#)
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Hey, ha, are those guys, like, haha, your...
Rats.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:14:11 EDT (#)
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and no, these guys aren't my gay lovers so you can lay your rechauffe jokes to rest bubba/jack/oathmeal/rest of unfunny crew.
the two next to me are my elder and youngest brother.
the three in the back are nobodies.
taken in Woodstock In Beauce during the Filter show.
never been so wasted :-O
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:12:18 EDT (#)
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went to the nidnight premiere, I got to yell at a couple of dipshits who kept talking
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:11:43 EDT (#)
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DARK KNIGHT
by Z0DIAC M0THERFUCKER
FUCK ANY SLAPDICK MOTHERFUCKER WHO PRETENDS THIS MOVIE DOESNT FUCKING OWN. THE KNIGHT OWNS YOUR FUCKING ASS AND YOU WILL FUCKING RECOGNIZE
BITCHASS
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:11:22 EDT (#)
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dude, red eye reduction