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Uberdirectory 2008: Part 2 (NSFW) (1792 hits)

Category: Computers & Internet

Rating: 1.74 on 70 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Scourge - Enemy of the Hymen (View user info) at 2008-07-24 06:11:32 EDT


Have a little...patience.

I'm just Orphelia's lapdog.JPG (716 kB)

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-06 13:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh. THIS picture.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-30 08:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OI! There was a part one kefer baby!!

Submitted by kefer (user info) at 2008-07-30 08:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-25 07:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:36:19 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahh just read the reviews and now I see. When will people realise that I am just me and not someone else?

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This is Uber, never! :)

Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-25 06:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahh just read the reviews and now I see. When will people realise that I am just me and not someone else?

Still the pictures were funny, have good weekends all I am off for a party!

Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-25 06:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As flattered as I am to be included I dont really get who I am meant to be. Is it some z list celeb or something?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-25 01:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


You got the funny.


Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This post needs to be printed, rolled up and used as a strapon to buttfuck you. Queer.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm drop dead gorgeous.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Also glad to have been left out of this one...

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

damn

you people worry me at times :P



Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95920 = better ghola.

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And fuck you. My balls are MUCH bigger.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

EPIC WIN.

Seriously, some of these kicked major ass (monkeyswithguns especially)

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK YEAH!!!

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080723/tsc-uk-infertility-soy-011ccfa.html

Well poor Hurty was never gonna procreate. God rest his jaffa soul.


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:54:15 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope Jeanneee punches you in the balls!
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That's my "girlfriend" you're talking about...

I don't see how there can be another uberdirectory after this series, it will just be so boring in contrast.
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I don't get yours, haiku. That was an FJ input.

Fear not, we are through and working on something much more deserving of our 'talents'.

Oh, if you meant the real one, that would never be boring. There will be more insults flying around than you can shake your fist at.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mr Shlongy!


hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:31:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

I want Jeaneee to have the sex all over my face.

Although I'm wondering why your perception of me is a little googly eyed girl? And brunette. Blegh. I'm blonde and pay alot every six weeks for that priveledge.
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Ginger??

--

don't ever suggest i'm ginger. EVER!

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope Jeanneee punches you in the balls!
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That's my "girlfriend" you're talking about...

I don't see how there can be another uberdirectory after this series, it will just be so boring in contrast.


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think you are prettier, ghola.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:51:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Ghola wonders why hers is the only original picture in there.

'Where is my fake' she asks herself, folornly.

;)
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It does look exactly like me.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:31:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

I want Jeaneee to have the sex all over my face.

Although I'm wondering why your perception of me is a little googly eyed girl? And brunette. Blegh. I'm blonde and pay alot every six weeks for that priveledge.
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Ginger??

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Faking it below.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I want Jeaneee to have the sex all over my face.

Although I'm wondering why your perception of me is a little googly eyed girl? And brunette. Blegh. I'm blonde and pay alot every six weeks for that priveledge.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ghola's is spot-fucking-on.


Ace.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I almost used that FALLEN picture for my Transworld story.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

All we need is just a little patience...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Will there be a proper Uber directory too? is that part 3?

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my picture is bigger than everybody elses
nah-nah-nah!

except for Bart's but it's his site so that's ok.

in your face bitches!
Pheeley loves me best!

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That was, in fact, what I was going to do for the Uberdirectory.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Truly.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How is the likeness to you shadow? Uncanny?

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Needed more Shlongy...but still, not bad.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

(It is raining :( )

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:42:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

This one was MUCH better

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Thanks, my input was greater in this one than the last.

Yay!

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mine certainly captures my attitude. Curmudgeonish.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh orphelia!

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This one was MUCH better


Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://homepages.wmich.edu/~cooneys/poems/auden.stop.html

Sigh

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:07:24 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

lol give it a rest Orphelia, you FJ and I are the only people saying anything worthwhile on this post!

Geez dont be so defensive, you always seem think peopel are having a go at you or something.
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There ain't nothing wrong with that is, there? I was part of the post, I can hang out. Like you did on yours and sweet drakes.

No emission, just you having a go.

Now, if you don't mind, I have to write a few words for the funeral...
:(

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and i cant spell. nothing new there.

FJ i think i want to touch your moobs

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Pheeley is just hormonal. She jumps from raging arousal to furious paranoia a few dozen times every day.

Luckily, I like 'em unpredictable.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 07:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lol give it a rest Orphelia, you FJ and I are the only people saying anything worthwhile on this post!

Geez dont be so defensive, you always seem think peopel are having a go at you or something.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You seem to care though, el, about every comment I make.



Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:54:39 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Its one of the only photos ever where you will see me smiling.

I was diving with seals and dolphins at the time.
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Who took the picture - the seal or the dolphin?

Bad dum.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I cant imagine she cares

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:51:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Ghola wonders why hers is the only original picture in there.

'Where is my fake' she asks herself, folornly.

;)

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Its one of the only photos ever where you will see me smiling.

I was diving with seals and dolphins at the time.

No wonder I was smiling.

So yeah Little Bint shouldnt get the credit for that photo!!

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You look so happy.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It is fantastic, taken in Melbourne, Australia.

TWO THUMB FRESH!

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That is my favourite ever pic of you EI

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:41:53 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Alright emission, a few people have said it. What do you want, names? Does it matter?

I am sure LittleBint will find it funny.
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Eh?? Did i say I wanted names? Did i say it mattered??

I was just confused why a 2 year old photo of me was on this page LOL

Chill out Mistress!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Alright emission, a few people have said it. What do you want, names? Does it matter?

I am sure LittleBint will find it funny.

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The etc etc on beano was pretty funny.

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Take the etc etc away and he is the only one close to the truth.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:32:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:30:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is my very old camwhore on there?

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Everyone thinks Bint is you and drogo. Team Bint.
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Everyone does??

Never heard that before.

Well its not me and I doubt very much its Drogo.

Weird.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What, for free? No way, that pic is available only to the highest bidder. Besides, my copy is drenched, I need a new one.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


FJ, I am a little disappointed.

I thought you might have slipped my niddy pic in at the end with a 'guess who?'

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp but I sure have great tits.
I wouldn't have minded. :)

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:30:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is my very old camwhore on there?

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Everyone thinks Bint is you and drogo. Team Bint.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is my very old camwhore on there?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, yes you are. Good boy. There there.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am blameless.

Filename.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The etc etc on beano was pretty funny.

Also, I just thought, should of put the bit of corn coming out the nugget as the kid.
:(

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope Jeanneee punches you in the balls!



Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well I never...FJ you little devil.

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-24 06:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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