Homage to the fuckin' US of A'holes (338 hits)
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Submitted by joosterlooster (View user info) at 2008-07-24 13:38:04 EDT
So you all know you're a country full of thick bastard fuck ups right? I thought I'd take a little time here to list all the fucking retarded things about this great golden nation. What a croc of turd but in the spirit of democracy and all the shit that goes with it, I'll let you decide for yourself.
1. So you know you're a nation of fat bastards but why fuck must you parade your wobbly bits to the world and be proud of it? Particularly third world nations watch your lard assess paraded across the television. Food enough for 10 of them you overweight, greedy, lard guzzling michelin people. "Look at my fat ass! I have to pull down the front wall of my house to sit in my living room but that's ok because I will die young and put the world out of its misery. As for you half starving fuck ups, well baby, I am all that!"
2. Arrogance, holy fuck the world has seen nothing like it! You must inflict your vile culture on the rest of us because your way is the right way and better than anybody else's. You spread like a disease through the media, infectious and cancerous throughout with your stupid accents originating from fuck knows where. But then your culture isn't your own in the first place, you've managed to adopt the worst of everything and culminate it in one festering cess pool of bad taste. Not to mention your inability to laugh at yourselves.
3. You're thick as fuck. Don't try to deny it. You may be one of the most industrious nations in the world but we all know the real brains behind your outfit. Recruiting the biggest brains throughout Europe and Japan and the like. What a bunch of fucktards, can't think for yourself so you get somebody else to do it for you. Its unlikely there's been an original thought process in your whole nation's history.
4. Bastard(izing) the English language. This one really gets me going. We've already established you're thick as fuck so naturally an inability to spell works in synergy with this. But why the fuck must you insist on specifying English U.S for everything? Silly, that would be the arrogance. At least have the fucking decency to recognise where your language came from and that you've made a fucking meal of it. What? Can you not see through your puffy lardy eyelids, is it the dyslexia, is it blindness caused by type II diabetes?
5. Your 'so called' War on Terror. I can't even watch the news anymore because of the propped up fuckwit George double ya! Its all very well you saying you don't like him now but that doesn't make it any better. The rest of us knew he was a fuck up before he was even elected and you crowd of wankstains decide to carry on and elect him anyway. You only have yourselves to blame - The Great Democratic Nation of the USA - Fucking fuckheads. Did it not occur to you that his father was a jackass and likely genetics being what they are, that his son would be a fucking jackass also?
Needless to say I could go on with this forever but I think I've got my point across. Stop belittling the rest of the world because you are the biggest bunch of talentless no hopers on the planet. You have not got a grey cell worth of intelligence within your whole country unless it comes from abroad, no uniqueness and nothing inspirational. Your women are a tribe of jibbering whorebots and your men should be castrated at birth.
God Bless America - Fuck Yeah!
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-11 19:25:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-08-11 19:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I haven't already +2'd this... +2. If I have, +2 again.
Submitted by Shallabow (user info) at 2008-08-11 19:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I find it rather ironic that someone with such a poor grasp of English would attempt to lecture Americans on usage that has evolved from well over two centuries of independence (and a great deal of isolation) from the country of origin. It's also ironic that this individual would fluctuate wildly between British and American spelling rules, favoring the American more often than the British. I'm betting this is a self-loathing American with a multi.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-11 18:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least have the fucking decency to recognise where your language came from and that you've made a fucking meal of it.
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don't you mean recognize?
oh, and generally lessons in language aren't taken very seriously from irritating teenagers who use the word "fuck" four times per sentence.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-11 17:49:27 EDT (#)
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Knock yourself out sweetie.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:10:54 EDT (#)
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Cool.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:54:15 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha shitty alter.
Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:42:08 EDT (#)
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Joosterlooster is probably some self-righteous eurotrash prick. Even if he's not from europe I'm sure he's still trash.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel like I'm going against the grain, but fuck it.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:10:47 EDT (#)
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I don't think I have ever seen a post go off the board so fast.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:02:20 EDT (#)
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this aint one bit funny
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:02:01 EDT (#)
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WOO!
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:53:04 EDT (#)
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Wow. An anti-US post full of profanity.
I. Am. Impressed.
*slow clap*
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:50:49 EDT (#)
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STFU
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:50:22 EDT (#)
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jester.
That's who.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:49:44 EDT (#)
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suck my fat, ricotta cheese, industrious, arrogant asshole you fucking obvious Euro-trash prick.
get cancer.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:46:53 EDT (#)
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idiot
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:45:24 EDT (#)
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Look, who am I to give advice, but... if you're trying to hitwhore, shouldn't the whole "I'm a shit-stirring alter" thing be a little less transparent than, say, your mother's "working" panties?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:44:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:42:14 EDT (#)
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I'll be the first to cry alter
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:40:37 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck are you?
STFU
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jealous much?