You know what sucks about getting old... (990 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: -0.31 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by mud (View user info) at 2008-07-24 13:49:32 EDT
...having a wet dream and not being able to remember what it was about.
Holy fuck and I bored today.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-25 05:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha.
My son just asked me this morning what toys I played with as a kid.
I told him carebears, my little ponies, dolls.
He then asked me if the footballs were brown.
:(
Teacakes, is the answer, btw.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-25 03:34:37 EDT (#)
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oh i see
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-25 01:33:34 EDT (#)
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The best thing before sliced bread?
Your mom.
duh.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:40:23 EDT (#)
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You know what sucks about you getting old?
You're still not dead.
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:11:02 EDT (#)
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an i bored too.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:48:28 EDT (#)
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Methods mom
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:28:43 EDT (#)
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You suck like your mother
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:28:13 EDT (#)
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Around the house, I never lift a finger
As a husband and father I'm sub-par
I'd rather drink a beer
than win Father of the Year
I'm happy with things the way they are
-- Homer Simpson
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
2008-07-24 13:49:32 EDT.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:22:13 EDT (#)
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opening posts like this even though you should know better
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:45:29 EDT (#)
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sliced cheese.
Submitted by tmofw (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The ONLY way to get on in uberland is to dish out +2's !
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:30:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:00:24 EDT (#)
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bubba?
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Twern't me, fathead. No grey pubes. They fell out ten years ago.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:23:10 EDT (#)
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lulz below.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:00:24 EDT (#)
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bubba?
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:25:16 EDT (#)
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increasing possibility of colostomy bag, pessary, steel/plastic parts, skin getting hideous, forgetting family members, only being able to afford cat food, incontinence? Grey pubes, alopecia, stroke, diabeetus, fragile bones, muscle loss, bending in half? Becoming lonely and afraid? Succeptibility to scams?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:56:09 EDT (#)
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Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to Increase
Your Word Power.' That thing is really, really, really ... good.
-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:55:44 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck do you think you are, calling me bubs? I am MISTER BUBBA to you, little boy.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:55:07 EDT (#)
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+2!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:41:37 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA
I guess we all can't be so lucky to have a nice slice of hobo tail whenever we want, now can we bubs?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:36:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:11:24 EDT (#)
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Pussy.
Pussy was the best thing before sliced bread.
By the way this was almost as bad as a gnarl's post.
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You must be talking about a cat, because you've never had the other kind.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:11:24 EDT (#)
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Pussy.
Pussy was the best thing before sliced bread.
By the way this was almost as bad as a gnarl's post.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:59:04 EDT (#)
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SHLONGY!!!!
did u get a good sleep last night? u kno its good 4 u right?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:59:04 EDT (#)
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Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses
casual sex.
-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:57:36 EDT (#)
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Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and
old people are useless.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Vigilante
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:56:42 EDT (#)
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I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me! No matter
how dumb my suggestions are.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:56:01 EDT (#)
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You must have been REALLY dying to post.
This almost counts as one.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:56:00 EDT (#)
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Homer: This place is depressing.
Grampa: Hey! I live here.
Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:55:47 EDT (#)
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this doesnt make any sense 2 me.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:55:32 EDT (#)
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This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world! Wooo,
wooo! Wooo, wooo!
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Daredevil
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:54:11 EDT (#)
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I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too ... I mean, we
could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who till the
cows come home. But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.
-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks for sharing.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:52:36 EDT (#)
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Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's
hero...Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown!
-- Homer Simpson
Krusty Gets Busted