Calling Ubersite. (1100 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.09 on 79 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Gnarls (View user info) at 2008-07-24 14:03:29 EDT
Okay, I don't know if you guys remember, but I was utterly traumatized when my last fishy died (RIP SANCHO) HOWEVER, I've gotten a new one. And I know this is about as gay as a man wearing leather, that goes by the name of, "Big Bear", but I'm calling on you fuckers to get a name for the new guy. I'll let you know which one wins, tomorrow. Winner gets... er, something I guess.
Fight away mofos.
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-28 21:17:36 EDT (#)
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I'm intrigued. Which fish one?
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-28 02:06:12 EDT (#)
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This reminds me of one time back when I lived in the barracks. It was a saterday afternoon and we were all hung over like good little troopers, and very very bored. We came up with the great idea to go to the pet store and buy 6 of these fish, and put them all in a bowl and take bets on who's fish would win.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-28 00:39:12 EDT (#)
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It's a "Beta" btw not "BETTA"
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-27 23:58:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:39:40 EDT (#)
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I WILL RAPE YOUR FISH!
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I rl loled.
I'm going with Mr. Monkeypants.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-26 09:05:33 EDT (#)
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How about you name it "Bait" and take it out to a lake for a swim, it would be fun, I will help you attach a saftey line to make sure he dosn't swim away.
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-07-26 00:42:29 EDT (#)
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awesome.
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Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:39:40 EDT (#)
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I WILL RAPE YOUR FISH!
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-07-26 00:40:10 EDT (#)
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name it "my daddy is a pussy that cries over a goldfish"
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:13:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-07-25 07:22:23 EDT (#)
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Name it "Don't bother (-2)".
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-07-25 07:51:21 EDT (#)
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minus2die?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-07-25 07:22:23 EDT (#)
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Name it "Don't bother (-2)".
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-25 05:06:53 EDT (#)
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Retarded.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-25 05:06:35 EDT (#)
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I once had a rat called "ratboy".
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-07-25 05:06:01 EDT (#)
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Leather isn't gay! It never goes out of fashion! The Funz had a leather jacket! TABERNACK!
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:22:44 EDT (#)
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That fish looks like a "McLovin"
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:22:15 EDT (#)
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id name him jesus christ
but kernal beefhawk gets my vote.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-25 03:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
keep annoying people gnarls!
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-25 02:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This camwhore smells authentic.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-25 01:22:12 EDT (#)
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naming it will just make you attached to it so you're sad when it dies.
i once had a cat that i didn't give a name.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-25 01:03:03 EDT (#)
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I love Siamese fighting fish. They are so beautiful, and they watch you and interact with you. I miss my bettas Chicken Satay, Prik King, and Crispy Noodle, who lived long, happy lives but have passed on. (You can borrow those names if you want to--I think it's funny to name them after Thai food.)
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:39:40 EDT (#)
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I WILL RAPE YOUR FISH!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:44:01 EDT (#)
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Sushi.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:20:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:37:05 EST (#)
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You fish is gay, but i guess that suits you.
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Wow, you should call the fish Total Zinger.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:37:05 EDT (#)
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You fish is gay, but i guess that suits you.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:35:58 EDT (#)
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Papa Smurf
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:17:10 EDT (#)
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This post reminds me of my herpes. fuck you for reminding me of my herpes.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:59:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:17:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:38:21 EDT (#)
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Your friend: "Hey, you got a new fish. What's it's name?"
You: "His name in Indigo Montoya. You killed his father. Prepare to die."
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My friend has (had?) an iguana named Inigo Montoya.
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It's almost worth getting a micropuppy just to name it "Inigo Montoypoodle". No it isn't; what the fuck was I thinking?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:39:02 EDT (#)
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Julio
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:36:48 EDT (#)
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I named a poop I once took "Alvin".
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:17:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:38:21 EDT (#)
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Your friend: "Hey, you got a new fish. What's it's name?"
You: "His name in Indigo Montoya. You killed his father. Prepare to die."
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My friend has (had?) an iguana named Inigo Montoya.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:33:05 EDT (#)
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How about "Cat-Food?"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:32:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:51:46 EDT (#)
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You know, it just occured to me. A tank full of betas is a very good analogy to Ubersite.
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If Uberoids were aquatic, we'd be Betards, Pyranhahas, Sperm Fales, and Emollosks
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:32:02 EDT (#)
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Damn - Skrapmetal beat me. Has to be something with Indigo in it. At least I checked the reviews first this time before sugegsting something 5 other people had already come up with.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:28:13 EDT (#)
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what color does it turn when it goes into fishy roid rage?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:16:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:38:21 EDT (#)
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Your friend: "Hey, you got a new fish. What's it's name?"
You: "His name in Indigo Montoya. You killed his father. Prepare to die."
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Inigo Montoya...
But for the fish simply Indigo
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Of course if you had a red one too...you could be Seussian and do Red Fish, Blue Fish
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:07:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:51:46 BST (#)
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You know, it just occured to me. A tank full of betas is a very good analogy to Ubersite. Or a bottle full of scorpions.
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Trebek: Just like a sack full of incontinent baboons.
Contestant: Is the answer "What is Ubersite?" Alex?
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:55:27 EDT (#)
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Kung Foo
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:51:46 EDT (#)
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You know, it just occured to me. A tank full of betas is a very good analogy to Ubersite. Or a bottle full of scorpions.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:51:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:48:52 EDT (#)
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Taters, my brain is full of dog shit. Please let me leak it out all over uber.
I like fishies.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:51:01 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117789
Contains the name for your new fishoid
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:48:52 EDT (#)
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Taters, the adults are talking. Please be quiet.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:47:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:45:19 EDT (#)
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I wike app oh's
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:45:19 EDT (#)
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Note to YOZZ: i see you're still a lamprey!
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:43:21 EDT (#)
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I briefly had a beta named Chedda.
He wanted to fight me whenever I had a red shirt on.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:42:32 EDT (#)
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Big Bear
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:38:21 EDT (#)
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Your friend: "Hey, you got a new fish. What's it's name?"
You: "His name in Indigo Montoya. You killed his father. Prepare to die."
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:26:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:23:19 EDT (#)
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Izzin it obvee us! Mo Betta Blue!
Note to YOZZ: Smarty McSwimfins waz ok - but then you had to go and shag
off Shlongy's name into it- i see you're still a lamprey!
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Tiddlepiss
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:23:36 EDT (#)
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Call is myshit.
Or Beano.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:23:19 EDT (#)
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Izzin it obvee us! Mo Betta Blue!
Note to YOZZ: Smarty McSwimfins waz ok - but then you had to go and shag
off Shlongy's name into it- i see you're still a lamprey!
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:19:40 EDT (#)
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Name it Minus Two.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:02:25 EDT (#)
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poor sancho
I had a fishy called cool willie. he died when his tank cracked and he dried up on teh bottom.
i think u should call him DREADLOCKS!
hes so cute. dont let him die is so sad.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:57:59 EDT (#)
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Something grand:
Sebastian Hercule Fortherington-Smythe III
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:54:41 EDT (#)
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With a name like "Doodles" its gotta be stupid.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:49:27 EDT (#)
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Branston.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:43:24 EDT (#)
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Two people no one on uber knows or cares about arguing two below.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:41:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:36:59 EDT (#)
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Actually, I changed my mind. You should name the fish "Shlongy."
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:41:18 EDT (#)
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The Uber equivalent of "throwing in the towel"
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:40:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:38:18 EDT (#)
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NO no no no no - wait.
I changed my mind again. You should name it - "Fuckyoutatersninja"
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:36:59 EDT (#)
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Actually, I changed my mind. You should name the fish "Shlongy."
Seriously.
Then I could do another one of these - http://www.ubersite.com/m/117683
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:36:48 EDT (#)
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Yup. Idiotstick.
Go snack some more out of your tardtrough, yozz
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:34:34 EDT (#)
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While this is a HUGE upgrade over your usual posts, it still blows.
Speaking of blowing, when are you gonna blow Shlongy?
I'm open on Wednesday, the 30th.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:34:14 EDT (#)
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Noob/Alter
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:32:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:31:46 EDT (#)
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the picture isn't actually MY fish. Mines more purple.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:31:12 EDT (#)
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Smarty McSwimfins
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:29:54 EDT (#)
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name it "Iraqi Irukandji"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:23:46 EDT (#)
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I used to have a crowntail - he's pretty. Congrats on good taste in pet fish.
call him Blue or Bleu, whichever you prefer
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:22:54 EDT (#)
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You're my boy, BLUE!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:21:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:16:10 EDT (#)
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i can't remember if I e-hate you or not.
here's a -2 just in case.
cunt.
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BAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:16:10 EDT (#)
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i can't remember if I e-hate you or not.
here's a -2 just in case.
cunt.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:10:19 EDT (#)
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why don't you name him "I should wax my upper lip"
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:10:10 EDT (#)
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I like sushi.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:08:08 EDT (#)
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punjabi
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:06:02 EDT (#)
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Shitty, even.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:05:51 EDT (#)
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Why don't you name him after some shityt, dated pop star like you did with your username?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:05:11 EDT (#)
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George Licker
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:04:52 EDT (#)
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Frank.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:04:33 EDT (#)
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DumbassBroad
shit....I guess that's taken
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:04:16 EDT (#)
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Colonel Beefhawk